The North

[hawkeye]

>>> Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six

>>> days.

>>> Eventually, Archangel Michael found him on the seventh day resting.

>>> He enquired of God, "Where have you been?"

>>>

>>> God pointed downwards through the clouds. "Look Michael, look what I've made" said God. Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

>>>

>>> "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going

>>> to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

>>>

>>> Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

>>>

>>> God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth,

>>>

>>> "For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot, and Russia will be a cold spot.

>>> Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people." God continued, pointing to the different countries.

>>>

>>> This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

>>>

>>> The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to another area of land and asked, "What's that?"

>>>

>>> "Ah," said God. That's the North of England, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful people, seven Premiership football teams in the North West alone, and many impressive cities; it is the home of the world's finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and politicians. The people from the North of England are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as speakers of truth."

>>>

>>> Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!"

>>>

>>> God replied very wisely, "Wait till you see the bunch of tossers I'm putting down South.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Head for cover the flacks about to start :blink: :blink: :yp: :(

[Millomite]

About right mate :blink:

[Topgunners]

Lb is on his way up the motorway heading for your gaff.

 

looking :blink: :blink:

 

 

:yp: :(

 

Dave K

[hawkeye]

Lb is on his way up the motorway heading for your gaff.

 

looking :blink: :blink:

 

 

 

Dave K

 

 

 

God replied very wisely, "Wait till you see the bunch of tossers I'm putting down South.

 

 

 

 

Dave K that proves him right then :yp: :(

[darebear]

:blink: :blink: :yp:

[jonno 357]

Nice one Mike :blink: :blink:

 

Jonno

[Cranfield]

Nice one hawkeye, :blink: every word of it is the truth. :blink:

 

Now, be a good boy, lay down quietly and the Doctor will come and give you your medicine. :yp:

[paulos]

>>> Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six

>>> days.

>>> Eventually, Archangel Michael found him on the seventh day resting.

>>> He enquired of God, "Where have you been?"

>>>

>>> God pointed downwards through the clouds. "Look Michael, look what I've made" said God. Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

>>>

>>> "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going

>>> to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

>>>

>>> Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

>>>

>>> God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth,

>>>

>>> "For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot, and Russia will be a cold spot.

>>> Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people." God continued, pointing to the different countries.

>>>

>>> This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

>>>

>>> The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to another area of land and asked, "What's that?"

>>>

>>> "Ah," said God. That's the North of England, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful people, seven Premiership football teams in the North West alone, and many impressive cities; it is the home of the world's finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and politicians. The people from the North of England are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as speakers of truth."

>>>

>>> Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!"

>>>

>>> God replied very wisely, "Wait till you see the bunch of tossers I'm putting down South.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Head for cover the flacks about to start :yp: :(

 

amen :blink: :blink:

[Poacher]

Never heard so much rubbish in all my life :blink: :blink:

[mcsc]

Fantastic :blink:

[DaveK]

Dave K that proves him right then

 

According to Mrs Dave I've never been right. Now I've got it in writing.

 

Even though there are 2 x davek's, Thanks Mike , but you'll be hearing from her minders.

 

 

 

dave

[Highlander]

>>> Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six

>>> days.

 

Kidnapped by those thieving ******** who inhabit that realm north of Watford (and up to Hadrians Wall)no doubt

[hawkeye]

>>> Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six

>>> days.

 

Kidnapped by those thieving ******** who inhabit that realm north of Watford (and up to Hadrians Wall)no doubt

 

 

Correct