NickersonBen Posted January 20, 2014 Report Share Posted January 20, 2014 i was the same but 3 kids never had to ask to go out but then again wife never asked me either we were / are both easy going colin I'm with you Colin Lad.... Would hate to live like that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colin lad Posted January 20, 2014 Report Share Posted January 20, 2014 the conversation on a Saturday night goes like this wife, are you shooting tonight? me, are watching the voice? wife, yes me, then yes and now there's call the midwife on sundays even better she has just started college on monday night's today lol colin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nderfel Posted January 21, 2014 Report Share Posted January 21, 2014 I can see her point tbh, she is fine as long as it's not every weekend, my nearest permission is a 4 hour round trip so it's a pain in the **** and we only have 1 car so if I am out she is stuck in And she's a vegetarian, well, she eats fish but, whatever Still thinking about trading her in mind you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nderfel Posted January 21, 2014 Report Share Posted January 21, 2014 Oh, and if anyone in the Dorset area knows of any shooting locally so as to cut down that 4 hour trip it would be most appreciated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyska Posted January 21, 2014 Report Share Posted January 21, 2014 I get told to go! The pigeons drive my Mrs and the MIL mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodfordpigeon Posted January 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2014 I can see her point tbh, she is fine as long as it's not every weekend, my nearest permission is a 4 hour round trip so it's a pain in the **** and we only have 1 car so if I am out she is stuck in And she's a vegetarian, well, she eats fish but, whatever Still thinking about trading her in mind you what's the trade in deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nderfel Posted January 21, 2014 Report Share Posted January 21, 2014 Well this ones got heavy mileage on the clock, at current rates that still means she would get half the house, half the pension and she can have the whole cat, it's mental and pointless. On second thoughts l will make do, I can't afford it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davva Posted January 22, 2014 Report Share Posted January 22, 2014 I'm going shooting... if you don't like it, pack a bag and be out before I get back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRamsay Posted January 22, 2014 Report Share Posted January 22, 2014 I,ll say to her, I,m going shooting, She,ll say to me as i,m going out the door with all my gear, BYE. love you, Missing you already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentalmac Posted January 22, 2014 Report Share Posted January 22, 2014 I have a great way now - I try to get her to come with me. lots of "it'll be great, wrap up warm and watch out for the horse poo's" "I'll do the shooting and you can retrieve and just neck any that need it" "It'll be fun" which scares her into telling me to go on my own. The other one I use is that the farmer really needs my help, if I don't turn up, and the farm goes down, how would she feel with that on her mind for ever.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colin lad Posted January 22, 2014 Report Share Posted January 22, 2014 I,ll say to her, I,m going shooting, She,ll say to me as i,m going out the door with all my gear, BYE. love you, Missing you already you ain't been married 25 years then Colin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeds chimp Posted January 22, 2014 Report Share Posted January 22, 2014 you watching the soaps tonight?? yes... i am off out then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRamsay Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 you ain't been married 25 years then Colin No not quite but getting there, why what happens at the 25 year stage then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenboy Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 No not quite but getting there, why what happens at the 25 year stage then? They become exactly like the MIL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRamsay Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 They become exactly like the MIL Thats not something i can say i,m looking forward to, come to think of it i can see certain little things creeping in just now that remind of mil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denboy Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 I work nights and the mrs used to work days so I used to set my alarm and spend all afternoon shooting and she was none the wiser, now we have a kid and she's packed in work to raise our child I'm going to have to be blunt and just tell her cuz after all she's only a women (joke!!! Don't let her here me say that ) lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remimax Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 divorce or spine transplant simples................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delburt0 Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 My conversation goes something like this when I'm shooting. Me: going shooting. Mrs: taking dog Me: no Mrs: taking boy Me: if he wants Mrs: you be late Me: don't no Mrs: take a key I'll make a flask.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denboy Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 divorce or spine transplant simples................ True I know men that let there women walk all over then and they just suck it up lol, what's the phrase for this... Sap!! Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remimax Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 (edited) True I know men that let there women walk all over then and they just suck it up lol, what's the phrase for this... Sap!! Lol yep see it all the time bloke gets treated like poo and the wifes usually up to no good. m8 split from his mrs few years back ,proper looker but an absolute nutter which is standard issue. totally ruled his life and after split she told him " i wish you'd put your foot down with me" i'm firmly in the delburt0 camp,were only passing thru. Edited January 23, 2014 by Remimax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
postie Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 If you know that you have arranged the farmer to ring you, let the wife answer the phone and you get " yes ill get him to come out straight away" . Then when her friends tell her not to let you go out she defends you by saying " I've spoken to the farmers and they are desperate for him to shoot" so he has to go out. Reverse logic, Magic. Even better get a mate to ring up and say he is the farmer Because you don't won't the farmer to think your under the thumb If the farmer you shot for is anything like mine he would take the pxxs And prob ring the wife next day and ask if I can come out to play just for the crack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
postie Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 You could try saying you have a slab of carts that need using up Because the USE BY DATE is up tomorrow and at £50 a slab shame to have too throw them away My wife would say I may be blonde nice try or how much a slab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pob Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 I got myself a mistress. The wife thinks that I'm out with her, and the mistress assumes that I'm at home with the wife and kids. In fact, I'm with neither and I have lots of time free for shooting. Simples. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delburt0 Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 Even better get a mate to ring up and say he is the farmer Because you don't won't the farmer to think your under the thumb If the farmer you shot for is anything like mine he would take the pxxs And prob ring the wife next day and ask if I can come out to play just for the crack or you could just try growing a pair, if the love of your life won't let you do something you enjoy maybe it's time to move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davyo Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 (edited) Take her out on Saturdays,book her and the mother in somewhere for Sunday lunch.I go shooting or ferreting all day Sunday finish of roosting.I take part retirement on 14/02/14 so will have loads of time to shoot when she's at work.Was toying on the idea of packing in and getting a bike or sports car.But i just love being down the farm too much. Edited January 27, 2014 by Davyo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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