red_stag88 Posted January 21, 2004 Report Share Posted January 21, 2004 Wanted (Preferably alive, I'm not into necrophila) Woman, 16-21. Long legs, good looker, not to many miles on the clock. Content with doing washing up whilst I fish. Must not be vegitarian. Preferably rich, not neccessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vermin Dropper Posted January 21, 2004 Report Share Posted January 21, 2004 I think you're lookin on the wrong site red. the only women around here are the moaning old types. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurch Posted January 21, 2004 Report Share Posted January 21, 2004 Red me young mucka, if I knew where to find such a thing I wouldn't be sat typing on this bloody thing now would I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mick-wiffam Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 You dont want much do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabbit hunter Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 Well I think i must say "snap" but here is what I'm after WANTED Alive Women 16-21 Good Looking Up for a **** Must not be vegetarian Must be able to 'stomach' a bit of blood and guts Preferably be into Ferreting and Lamping ah, if it were a perfect world eh? Mind you, I haven't done bad lately, in two weeks, I've had a few women. Kelly - Met her on the saturday, started going out wid her. THen I met kim Kim - Met her on the following Tuesday, dumped Kelly for her. She finished me the following Monday. Leanne - Started talking to her n stuff, but then I heard about Sarah Sarah - Met her on Monday night, that never took off. Kati - Met her on Tuesday Night, we are just in the 'dating' process at the minit. If it dosent work out with Kati, I will try my luck with Leanne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted January 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 The idea is to get them both going to different schools... They will never find out.... Hopefully.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 Mind you, I haven't done bad lately, in two weeks, I've had a few women.Kelly - Met her on the saturday, started going out wid her. THen I met kim Kim - Met her on the following Tuesday, dumped Kelly for her. She finished me the following Monday. Leanne - Started talking to her n stuff, but then I heard about Sarah Sarah - Met her on Monday night, that never took off. Kati - Met her on Tuesday Night, we are just in the 'dating' process at the minit. If it dosent work out with Kati, I will try my luck with Leanne. But when i wake up i get this sticky damp patch in my spiderman P.J's . I wonder if my mommy has seen it lmao !!! all the best yis yp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted January 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 But when i wake up i get this sticky damp patch in my spiderman P.J's . I wonder if my mommy has seen it lmao !!! all the best yis yp Well, he has to be told some time... Now YP, you know I told you babies were brought by those big birds, that isnt strictly true.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabbit hunter Posted January 22, 2004 Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 Mind you, I haven't done bad lately, in two weeks, I've had a few women. Kelly - Met her on the saturday, started going out wid her. THen I met kim Kim - Met her on the following Tuesday, dumped Kelly for her. She finished me the following Monday. Leanne - Started talking to her n stuff, but then I heard about Sarah Sarah - Met her on Monday night, that never took off. Kati - Met her on Tuesday Night, we are just in the 'dating' process at the minit. If it dosent work out with Kati, I will try my luck with Leanne. But when i wake up i get this sticky damp patch in my spiderman P.J's . I wonder if my mommy has seen it lmao !!! all the best yis yp Come on, no need to take the **** now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted January 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2004 Noting wrong with a extracting a small sample of urine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted January 23, 2004 Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 Mind you, I haven't done bad lately, in two weeks, I've had a few women. Kelly - Met her on the saturday, started going out wid her. THen I met kim Kim - Met her on the following Tuesday, dumped Kelly for her. She finished me the following Monday. Leanne - Started talking to her n stuff, but then I heard about Sarah Sarah - Met her on Monday night, that never took off. Kati - Met her on Tuesday Night, we are just in the 'dating' process at the minit. If it dosent work out with Kati, I will try my luck with Leanne. But when i wake up i get this sticky damp patch in my spiderman P.J's . I wonder if my mommy has seen it lmao !!! all the best yis yp Ha Ha i think this is one lad who was doing to much dreaming, who does he think he is, ME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henhurst Posted January 23, 2004 Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 If you want I'll swap my wife for a good berretta (not an old Baikal) Comes complete with 2 kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NGhost Posted January 23, 2004 Report Share Posted January 23, 2004 I havent done to badly, when the freezer runs a bit low she reminds me to go and shoot somthing. (as long as I dont tell her how much the guns cost) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcha Posted January 31, 2004 Report Share Posted January 31, 2004 This thread is funny, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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