jimdfish Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 i know the answer. A bog troll. can anyone tell me the question? JDF p.s those of an age where alcholic consumption in registered premises may have met one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimdfish Posted April 3, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 come on. whats a bogtroll? jdf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 It's the freshen up fella in the bogs . "hay you freshen up you'll never pull smelling like that " Thats what the bog troll at shads sings ! all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naddan28 Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 It's the freshen up fella in the bogs . "hay you freshen up you'll never pull smelling like that " Thats what the bog troll at shads sings ! all the best yis yp "freshen up for a paninni!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimdfish Posted April 3, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 YP, as usual your astuteness astound's me. he charges a quid for a pee then sprays you with a scent so feminine in its make up that you missus leaves in a cab without you. "Signature scent" he says, "lovely" he says. When have we men been prevailed to tip a man who stand in the toilet and sprays us with with perfume? Punch him in the face. It is the only answer. i live in inner city Manchester and I have never been so blatantly mugged. I was in Newcastle under lyme the other day(the revolution bar) and it cost me three quid for a pee. I have been due to a fishing match understandingly( insurance discrepancy) detained in NUL by the boys in blue and it cost me nowt.( good food,no crusts) Free brekke. No cool water or Paco robanne. If a bog troll tempts to his corner drink the aftershave, pee in his bucket and wipe your backside on his towel.He wont give you a mint imperial i can tell you that right now. I mean, what sort of bloke makes his living in blokes toilets( LB doesnt have to answer) JDF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 bog troll The thick set bloke who stands in the gents in London clubs and passes you paper towels and squirts you soap, then stands looking disapproving until you give him a handful of pound coins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 There was me thinking it was the slapper that you could have your wicked way with in the loos after plying her with barcardi breezers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 There was me thinking it was the slapper that you could have your wicked way with in the loos after plying her with barcardi breezers. scaffy likes bacardi breezers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 There was me thinking it was the slapper that you could have your wicked way with in the loos after plying her with barcardi breezers. scaffy likes bacardi breezers yes but how long does he spend in the gents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted April 4, 2007 Report Share Posted April 4, 2007 Sounds like Gloria was 'exploring' the mens room. LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noddy without Bigears Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Bog Troll A particularly large dump, which refuses to go on it's travels round the 'U' bend and and just sits there looking at you, even after repeated thrashings from the loo brush he still sits there, for all the world to see, that you did it. Drink REAL ALE for a REAL HANGOVER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul in North Lincs. Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Bog Troll A particularly large dump, which refuses to go on it's travels round the 'U' bend and and just sits there looking at you, even after repeated thrashings from the loo brush he still sits there, for all the world to see, that you did it. Drink REAL ALE for a REAL HANGOVER U bend blocker or Periscope.................nice image there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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