blackthorn Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 at a gun shop to day bought a nice s/s and the misses doesnt know there was a bloke in there bought what looks like to me a target rifle 22 rim, scope, silencer. cost well over a £1,000 paid in pound notes, your man rites him a receipt out, punter refuses the receipt says i don't want the misses to Se that makes you wonder who wares the trousers know god the waste band on this skirt is killing me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new to the flock Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 at a gun shop to day bought a nice s/s and the misses doesnt know there was a bloke in there bought what looks like to me a target rifle 22 rim, scope, silencer. cost well over a £1,000 paid in pound notes, your man rites him a receipt out, punter refuses the receipt says i don't want the misses to Se that makes you wonder who wares the trousers know god the waste band on this skirt is killing me Not too woory Mate I still have your phone number So I will call her and break the news to her for you :( Always willing to help a mate out NTTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted April 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 at a gun shop to day bought a nice s/s and the misses doesnt know there was a bloke in there bought what looks like to me a target rifle 22 rim, scope, silencer. cost well over a £1,000 paid in pound notes, your man rites him a receipt out, punter refuses the receipt says i don't want the misses to Se that makes you wonder who wares the trousers know god the waste band on this skirt is killing me Not too woory Mate I still have your phone number So I will call her and break the news to her for you :( Always willing to help a mate out NTTF don't be doing that i am pleading poverty at the moment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njc110381 Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Some blokes just leave the training a little late. A woman is like a gun dog. If you don't get them how you want them early on, you've got a serious task on your hands and they may never be as you want them to be. Now what's the term I'm looking for.....Oh yes, TIN HATS ON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 When I bought my s410, scope, bag, pellets, 7lt 300 bar tank etc the bloke was very sympathetic and wrote me out a ticket for the full amount, and one for £195 which detailed on it "second hand air rifle" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the hitman Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 I keep telling the wife that i'm the boss in this house , and any more **** from her and she can make the beds herself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted April 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Some blokes just leave the training a little late. A woman is like a gun dog. If you don't get them how you want them early on, you've got a serious task on your hands and they may never be as you want them to be. Now what's the term I'm looking for.....Oh yes, TIN HATS ON! just imagine a rottweiler cross timber wolf cross saber toothed tiger, this woman once had me on my heels just for talking to one of her friends, well it was just a little bit moor than that, chased me with a kitchen utensil and i ain't talking potato masher, long sharp and pointy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kip270 Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 I have to collect my .17hmr and mod and the other half hasn't a clue. Good job they have to be locked away (the rifle's that is) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new to the flock Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Some blokes just leave the training a little late. A woman is like a gun dog. If you don't get them how you want them early on, you've got a serious task on your hands and they may never be as you want them to be. Now what's the term I'm looking for.....Oh yes, TIN HATS ON! just imagine a rottweiler cross timber wolf cross saber toothed tiger, this woman once had me on my heels just for talking to one of her friends, well it was just a little bit moor than that, chased me with a kitchen utensil and i ain't talking potato masher, long sharp and pointy Is that the one that had just had the BOOB job :( NTTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerico Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 I keep telling the wife that i'm the boss in this house , and any more **** from her and she can make the beds herself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted April 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 :( Some blokes just leave the training a little late. A woman is like a gun dog. If you don't get them how you want them early on, you've got a serious task on your hands and they may never be as you want them to be. Now what's the term I'm looking for.....Oh yes, TIN HATS ON! just imagine a rottweiler cross timber wolf cross saber toothed tiger, this woman once had me on my heels just for talking to one of her friends, well it was just a little bit moor than that, chased me with a kitchen utensil and i ain't talking potato masher, long sharp and pointy Is that the one that had just had the BOOB job NTTF no mate the one thats a lot younger and had no kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobt Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 My rifle only cost £200, and the scope was £100, at least thats what the cheques I wrote were for I paid part cheque mostly cash and I get loads of invites to shoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead-Eyed Duck Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 [/b]Dear God, when I die, don't let the wife sell me guns for what I told her I paid for them And I bet those thieving **** called shooting mates will be round at my house saying "Worth sod all nowadays those Sako rifles and Swaro scopes Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 yer all a bunch of pussies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white fox Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 Moral to this story - Never fix your gun cabinet to the wall in your kitchen. WF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted April 8, 2007 Report Share Posted April 8, 2007 Hide the reciepts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kip270 Posted April 8, 2007 Report Share Posted April 8, 2007 Lock the receipts in your gun cabinet/ammo box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njc110381 Posted April 8, 2007 Report Share Posted April 8, 2007 yer all a bunch of pussies Wimps, the lot of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacob w h Posted April 8, 2007 Report Share Posted April 8, 2007 bet you wonder why you got married until the cooked rabbit turns up on the table Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepy Posted April 8, 2007 Report Share Posted April 8, 2007 Nothing in my house ever costs more than a tenner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted April 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 Nothing in my house ever costs more than a tenner sweepy you will have to tell me where the gun shop is ime sure if i bartered a bit i could get it for a fiver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
08shooter Posted April 9, 2007 Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 lol i like to let the wife think she is the boss in most day to day issues.whats in my cabinet and what i buy is none of her business. thats my little world.as long as i dont leave us short for anything she does nt say much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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