When girls dont put out

[Ballymac]

When girls don't put out!!

 

 

 

 

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women

 

differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and

 

Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head

 

and women with their heart.

 

 

 

FOR EXAMPLE:

 

 

 

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

 

 

 

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I

 

don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

 

 

 

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

 

 

 

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to

 

hear...

 

 

 

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough

 

for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

 

 

 

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me

 

for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

 

 

 

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to

 

sleep.

 

 

 

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time

 

with her.

 

 

 

We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big

 

unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried

 

on several different very expensive outfits.

 

 

 

She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy

 

them all.

 

 

 

She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said,

 

"Lets get a pair for each outfit."

 

 

 

We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair

 

of diamond earrings.

 

 

 

Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was

 

one wave short of a shipwreck.

 

 

 

I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a

 

tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

 

 

 

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."

 

 

 

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the

 

excitement.

 

 

 

Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this

 

is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

 

 

 

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I

 

don't feel like it."

 

 

 

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a

 

baffled, "WHAT?"

 

 

 

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a

 

while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man

 

enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

 

 

 

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I

 

added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the

 

things I buy you?"

 

 

 

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.... but at least that

 

bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

[bobt]

lmao

[pin]

That, is a classic

[Oly]

You could see it coming but it was worth it!

[Rascal]

very good

[Conygree]

Be straight forward and more 'romantic' when asking - do you want a wet cuddle or a dry cuddle???

[marlin1]

[peter-peter]

When girls don't put out!!

 

 

 

 

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women

 

differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and

 

Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head

 

and women with their heart.

 

 

 

FOR EXAMPLE:

 

 

 

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

 

 

 

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I

 

don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

 

 

 

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

 

 

 

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to

 

hear...

 

 

 

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough

 

for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

 

 

 

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me

 

for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

 

 

 

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to

 

sleep.

 

 

 

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time

 

with her.

 

 

 

We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big

 

unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried

 

on several different very expensive outfits.

 

 

 

She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy

 

them all.

 

 

 

She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said,

 

"Lets get a pair for each outfit."

 

 

 

We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair

 

of diamond earrings.

 

 

 

Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was

 

one wave short of a shipwreck.

 

 

 

I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a

 

tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

 

 

 

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."

 

 

 

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the

 

excitement.

 

 

 

Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this

 

is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

 

 

 

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I

 

don't feel like it."

 

 

 

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a

 

baffled, "WHAT?"

 

 

 

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a

 

while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man

 

enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

 

 

 

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I

 

added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the

 

things I buy you?"

 

 

 

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.... but at least that

 

bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

i'd buy another gun, it'l take your mind off sex

for a week or 2 anyway

[njc110381]

Now that's a good one! LMAO

[beatingisbest]

[naddan28]

amazing stuff!

[BSA Shaun]

That is superb

[darebear]

[white fox]

Brilliant

[lone wolf]

very good

[Conygree]

I'm dreading my wife getting kitted out for her daughters wedding - offered to make her a new dress.

[Sundowner]

that's a corker, I sure as hell will use that one :( :yp:

[fiiish1987]

what can i say?..........pure brilliance!