Tiger Woods and Stevie Wonder - a conversation.

[Cranfield]

Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a restaurant having dinner.

Tiger turns to Stevie and says, "How's the singing career going"?

 

Stevie Wonder replies, "Not too bad. How's your golf"?

 

Woods replies, "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that going right now."

 

Stevie says, "I always find that when my golf swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right."

 

Tiger says, "You play golf"?

 

Wonder says, "Oh, yes, I've been playing for years."

 

Woods says, "But you're blind! How can you play golf if you can't see?

 

Wonder replies, "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me.

I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball toward him.

Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the green, or farther down the fairway and again, I play the ball toward his voice"

 

"But how do you putt"? asks Woods.

 

"Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground, and I just play the ball toward his voice."

 

Woods asks, "What's your handicap"?

 

Stevie says, "Well, I'm a scratch golfer."

 

Woods, incredulous, says, "We've got to play a round sometime."

 

Wonder replies, "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole."

 

Woods thinks it over and says, "Okay, I'm all for that. When would you like to play"?

 

Stevie says, "Pick a night."

[Oly]

:thumbs:

[blackthorn]

verry good and verry clean :thumbs:

[mel b3]

one of the funniest (clean) jokes i've ever heard :thumbs:

[pin]

Nice one :thumbs:

[dazza]

:thumbs:

[Mungler]

That's a goodun.

[steve_b_wales]

:thumbs: Nice one!