Griff36 Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 - Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich! Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred pounds a substantial tax cut saves you thirty pence? Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007: The DVLA know where every un taxed vehicle is located among the millions and millions of cars in Britain but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the DVLA in charge of immigration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tulkyuk Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 :look: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyjaimz Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJaxeman Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 That was good and totaly agree on No 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Absolutely fantastic. :look: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEFTY478 Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 :look: No. 9 is especially good! Well done that man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saz Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 great . number 1 is spot on :look: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john faul Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 :look: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loopy bunny blaster Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_b_wales Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 :look: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSA Shaun Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muddy Funker Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Nice work mate, very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RICH ACK Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 :look: ABSOLUTELY SPOT ON WITH NUMBER 1 MATE :o :o funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
08shooter Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 The DVLA know where every un taxed vehicle is located among the millions and millions of cars in Britain but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the DVLA in charge of immigration. NOW WE RE TALKING MY KIND OF LANGUAGE. GREAT POINT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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