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5 minutes ago, Vince Green said:

Every day on the London Underground there are about 25-30% of the people not wearing masks.

The police who patrol the system don't say anything to them

Dont need marshalls. just enforcement 

How do you know they don't have good reason not to weat one with an exemption?

How would you enforce it, without crossing the line to police state?

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On 27/09/2020 at 09:52, treetree said:

How do you know they don't have good reason not to weat one with an exemption?

How would you enforce it, without crossing the line to police state?

Whats wrong with a police state? it sounds good to me, under the present situation I would welcome it

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I had to pop into Currys yesterday and met a prime candidate for the job of covid marshal at the door. 

As I walked in, he stood in front of me with his hand up like a copper stopping a car.

"I'm going to have to stop you there Sir. Now then. How can I help you?"

"Surprisingly I'd like to come into your store"

"Of course Sir. And what have you come to do"

"Look at some TVs"

"That's fine" he said waving me in.

I said "What was the wrong answer?"

"Pardon?"

"When you asked what I was here for. What answer could I have given for you to not let me in?"

"There's no wrong answer Sir."

"So what is the point of you?"

At this point my mrs grabbed me by my sleeve and dragged me into the shop. :lol:

 

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13 minutes ago, walshie said:

I had to pop into Currys yesterday and met a prime candidate for the job of covid marshal at the door. 

As I walked in, he stood in front of me with his hand up like a copper stopping a car.

"I'm going to have to stop you there Sir. Now then. How can I help you?"

"Surprisingly I'd like to come into your store"

"Of course Sir. And what have you come to do"

"Look at some TVs"

"That's fine" he said waving me in.

I said "What was the wrong answer?"

"Pardon?"

"When you asked what I was here for. What answer could I have given for you to not let me in?"

"There's no wrong answer Sir."

"So what is the point of you?"

At this point my mrs grabbed me by my sleeve and dragged me into the shop. :lol:

 

:lol:

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2 hours ago, walshie said:

I had to pop into Currys yesterday and met a prime candidate for the job of covid marshal at the door. 

As I walked in, he stood in front of me with his hand up like a copper stopping a car.

"I'm going to have to stop you there Sir. Now then. How can I help you?"

"Surprisingly I'd like to come into your store"

"Of course Sir. And what have you come to do"

"Look at some TVs"

"That's fine" he said waving me in.

I said "What was the wrong answer?"

"Pardon?"

"When you asked what I was here for. What answer could I have given for you to not let me in?"

"There's no wrong answer Sir."

"So what is the point of you?"

At this point my mrs grabbed me by my sleeve and dragged me into the shop. 

 

Had them do that to me in halfords but I'm not as quick witted as you 😂

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