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Three boys were boasting about their dads at school, First kid, my dads so fast he can shoot an arrow and run so fast he can catch it in his hands!! second kid, my dads so fast he can shoot a gun and, run so fast he can catch the bullet in his teeth! ! Ahh come on ,says third kid, my dads so fast he works for the council, and works till 5.30 but he still gets home at 2 oclock!!! :lol: :( :lol::lol:

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Three boys were boasting about their dads at school, First kid, my dads so fast he can shoot an arrow and run so fast he can catch it in his hands!! second kid, my dads so fast he can shoot a gun and, run so fast he can catch the bullet in his teeth! ! Ahh come on ,says third kid, my dads so fast he works for the council, and works till 5.30 but he still gets home at 2 oclock!!! :lol: :( :lol::lol:

:lol::lol: have you been looking at my timesheet :lol:;):lol:

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How many council workers does it take to change a lightbulb

 

3001

 

1 to change it

 

 

and 3000 to down tools and go on full pay strike for two months as it was found the bulbs human rights had been infringed by replacing the former 60 watt bulb with a 40 watt one.

 

All council workers are corn holers :exclamation:

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