Evil Elvis Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was >enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't >strong enough to nick one. > >The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't >want to have any more children. > >The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would >fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to >go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the >can up to his ear and count to 10. > >The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the >world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my >ear is going to help me." > >"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor. > >So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the >can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he >paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue >counting on his other hand. > >This procedure also works in Middlesbrough, parts of Bradford, most of >Gloucestershire and anywhere in Wales. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSA Shaun Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Very good mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owenwill Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Not Essex then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSA Shaun Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 In essex they just swap the hand holding the can next to the head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_b_wales Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Nice One. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodmedod.one Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 I like that one :yp: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundowner Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter-peter Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Not Essex then? ye it works in essex but they have to stand on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted October 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Most essex chavs are infertile from all the chlamydia!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Ha Ha Ha, that made me laugh!! dont they get doses of clap anymore ? Ha Ha, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Janaway Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Ha Ha Ha, that made me laugh!! dont they get doses of clap anymore ? Ha Ha, :yp: Yea you dont see many good jokes like this anymore....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codling99 Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 wouldnt work in england cos they got no balls :yp: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Ha Ha Ha, that made me laugh!! dont they get doses of clap anymore ? Ha Ha, :yp: Yea you dont see many good jokes like this anymore....... Ha Ha, yes your right there young master Tom, since I packed up thejokes are much better than before,dont forget if you keep doing what your doing you will be blind!! and you will get hairs growing in the palm of your hand!! Allthough youve [probally got specs, now like the bottom of milk bottles!!) Ha Ha Ha, young tom got burned again!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Janaway Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Ha Ha Ha, that made me laugh!! dont they get doses of clap anymore ? Ha Ha, Yea you dont see many good jokes like this anymore....... Ha Ha, yes your right there young master Tom, since I packed up thejokes are much better than before,dont forget if you keep doing what your doing you will be blind!! and you will get hairs growing in the palm of your hand!! Allthough youve [probally got specs, now like the bottom of milk bottles!!) Ha Ha Ha, young tom got burned again!! ha ha ha, well arnt you the funny one :yp: . You packed up your joke's for free? That is something most people would pay for, you should have acutioned it for lb's charity. Our little "arguments" are so fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Ha Ha Ha, that made me laugh!! dont they get doses of clap anymore ? Ha Ha, Yea you dont see many good jokes like this anymore....... Ha Ha, yes your right there young master Tom, since I packed up thejokes are much better than before,dont forget if you keep doing what your doing you will be blind!! and you will get hairs growing in the palm of your hand!! Allthough youve [probally got specs, now like the bottom of milk bottles!!) Ha Ha Ha, young tom got burned again!! ha ha ha, well arnt you the funny one :yp: . You packed up your joke's for free? That is something most people would pay for, you should have acutioned it for lb's charity. Our little "arguments" are so fun yes young master tom, I have pledged a fiver, how much have you pledged???Ha Ha Tom got burned again. P S you have made another spelling mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Janaway Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Ha Ha Ha, that made me laugh!! dont they get doses of clap anymore ? Ha Ha, Yea you dont see many good jokes like this anymore....... : Ha Ha, yes your right there young master Tom, since I packed up thejokes are much better than before,dont forget if you keep doing what your doing you will be blind!! and you will get hairs growing in the palm of your hand!! Allthough youve [probally got specs, now like the bottom of milk bottles!!) Ha Ha Ha, young tom got burned again!! ha ha ha, well arnt you the funny one . You packed up your joke's for free? That is something most people would pay for, you should have acutioned it for lb's charity. Our little "arguments" are so fun : yes young master tom, I have pledged a fiver, how much have you pledged???Ha Ha Tom got burned again. A fiver? are you sure you can afford it? pension's dont pay out very much. And oh no a spelling mistake like end of the world :yp: . Someone just got put above the fire for 20 min's and it wasnt me . hisssssss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 now now young tom, pretend you have grown up (if possible) you should admit if brains were dynamite you havent enough to blow your hat off!! Hmmm, You have just been burnt again!! you still havent said how much you have pledged to L B, s charity!! ( you are a loser) Ha Ha. :blink: :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Janaway Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 now now young tom, pretend you have grown up (if possible) you should admit if brains were dynamite you havent enough to blow your hat off!! Hmmm, You have just been burnt again!! you still havent said how much you have pledged to L B, s charity!! ( you are a loser) Ha Ha. :blink: :blink: So im not clever, i can admit that, Doesnt take a rocket sciantist to figure out. And I'm the loser, your the one arguing with a child on the internet, because you see arguing on the internet is like taking part in the "special olimpics". even if you win your still retared And i was thinking of trying to make rabbit skin stock bag's for lb's charity, btw if i made some, would anyone buy any? coz i wont make them if no one does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Now, now children get this back on topic, or someone will be sent to bed with no tea. :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Janaway Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Now, now children get this back on topic, or someone will be sent to bed with no tea. :blink: oh dear i guess as were not alowed to argue anymore it means that i win :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Tom, you are not allowed to drink yet, am I right? Well let this thread (and many others) be a stern lesson to you about the sins of drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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