Eyefor Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 ..with instructions on the box where to wear them.Β π³ I sincerely hope they did not pay a branding company thousands of pounds to come up with that name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 Brilliant, is that what made you order them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 So named to stop any confusion to Norfolkistan customers,,,,Β Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 8 minutes ago, JKD said: So named to stop any confusion to Norfolkistan customers,,,,Β Do they come with room for an extra toe π€.Β Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 1 minute ago, mel b3 said: Do they come with room for an extra toe π€.Β We haven't found out what style he ordered yet. I reckon it will be something with a 4 inch heel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 Just now, TIGHTCHOKE said: We haven't found out what style he ordered yet. I reckon it will be something with a 4 inch heel. They'll show off his legs a treat.π Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 5 minutes ago, mel b3 said: Do they come with room for an extra toe π€.Β I have only ever ordered one pair , these were from the outer reaches of China , at the time they asked silly questions like one foot or two , I said two feet and when they came in a long box they were 24 inches long , now would you believe itΒ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 6 minutes ago, marsh man said: I have only ever ordered one pair , these were from the outer reaches of China , at the time they asked silly questions like one foot or two , I said two feet and when they came in a long box they were 24 inches long , now would you believe itΒ πππππare you Ronald Mcdonald πππππ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 2 minutes ago, mel b3 said: πππππare you Ronald Mcdonald πππππ No , but my nick name was CocoΒ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 3 minutes ago, marsh man said: No , but my nick name was CocoΒ Β Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 Just now, TIGHTCHOKE said: Β Is that a clown , or , a drag artist dave ?. I have to be very careful with these things , since the incident that shall never ever be spoken of ever ever again . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 No , you have got the wrong bloke Dave , the one above have got more hair than me and look fairly normalΒ πΒ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 More hair you say..................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyefor Posted December 13 Author Report Share Posted December 13 1 hour ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: We haven't found out what style he ordered yet. I reckon it will be something with a 4 inch heel. Hmmm..I thought we had agreed to keep this a secret between us TC? I hope photos of your leopardskin leotard don't find their way on to the t'interweb......;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 22 minutes ago, Eyefor said: Hmmm..I thought we had agreed to keep this a secret between us TC? I hope photos of your leopardskin leotard don't find their way on to the t'interweb......;-) It'll be a bloody miracle if they do.Β Β Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted December 14 Report Share Posted December 14 13 hours ago, mel b3 said: Do they come with room for an extra toe π€.Β So I was told ππ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted December 14 Report Share Posted December 14 14 hours ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: We haven't found out what style he ordered yet. I reckon it will be something with a 4 inch heel. Sandals with a 4" heel and wooly socks too? Cantley creepers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 14 Report Share Posted December 14 49 minutes ago, old man said: Sandals with a 4" heel and wooly socks too? Cantley creepers. You paint a wonderful picture sir π. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted December 14 Report Share Posted December 14 1 minute ago, mel b3 said: You paint a wonderful picture sir π. Sorry, I forgot the pouches for the extra toes. The sandals are a ginger colour probably?Β π Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted December 14 Report Share Posted December 14 @EyeforΒ see what you started fellaΒ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 14 Report Share Posted December 14 51 minutes ago, old man said: Sorry, I forgot the pouches for the extra toes. The sandals are a ginger colour probably?Β π πππhanging off the end of hairy hobbit legs πππ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted December 14 Report Share Posted December 14 1 hour ago, mel b3 said: πππhanging off the end of hairy hobbit legs πππ Complete with a racing kilt?Β Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penelope Posted Tuesday at 10:14 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 10:14 On 13/12/2024 at 18:41, TIGHTCHOKE said: More hair you say..................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith 66 Posted Wednesday at 16:10 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 16:10 (edited) Doing a marsh clean up along Canvey sea wall a few years back about 8 of us down on the saltings & wall slope bagging rubbish & heaving the bags up to two guys on the wall we came to a patch of bushes within which can best described as a transvestites nest. Lots of lingerie, stockings & kinky boots. The strangest thing was the boots of all styles, leopard spotted, red, pvc etc, all of them were left footed.. From this we deduced that a one left legged tranny was on the loose on Canvey. Doesnt really surprise me. Edited Wednesday at 16:10 by Keith 66 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Wednesday at 16:12 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 16:12 1 minute ago, Keith 66 said: Doing a marsh clean up along Canvey sea wall a few years back about 8 of us down on the saltings & wall slope bagging rubbish & heaving the bags up to two guys on the wall we came to a patch of bushes within which can best described as a transvestites nest. Lots of lingerie, stockings & kinky boots. The strangest thing was the boots of all styles, leopard spotted, red, pvc etc, all of them were left footed.. From this we deduced that a one left legged tranny was on the loose on Canvey. Doesnt really surprise me. ππππexcellent ππππ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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