ditchman Posted February 22 Author Report Share Posted February 22 2 hours ago, mel b3 said: The ditchman offer still stands dude . It'll be a nice ride out on your bike as well . Win Win 😄. my legs wont reach the pedals.....and bycycle seats play havoc with me farmer giles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 (edited) Ok just been a dog walk with today’s . Seems lovely but it’s the full time kids thing again. mean while 54 year old pats just messaged me 51 year old Cheryl wants a date next Thursday I might have to quit my job 😂 yes I’m 43 Edited February 22 by team tractor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 1 hour ago, team tractor said: Ok just been a dog walk with today’s . Seems lovely but it’s the full time kids thing again. mean while 54 year old pats just messaged me 51 year old Cheryl wants a date next Thursday I might have to quit my job 😂 yes I’m 43 Dude you can't afford any more kids , you've already got a football team 😄. I've never been on a dog walking date . Is that just another name for dogging ?.😁. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 20 minutes ago, mel b3 said: Dude you can't afford any more kids , you've already got a football team 😄. I've never been on a dog walking date . Is that just another name for dogging ?.😁. I wish . I’d of done it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Best Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 3 hours ago, team tractor said: Ok just been a dog walk with today’s . Seems lovely but it’s the full time kids thing again. mean while 54 year old pats just messaged me 51 year old Cheryl wants a date next Thursday I might have to quit my job 😂 yes I’m 43 You certainly don’t want an older one. If they are the same age they usually go off it before the bloke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted February 22 Author Report Share Posted February 22 "toilet door in a gale"...comes to mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 42 minutes ago, London Best said: You certainly don’t want an older one. If they are the same age they usually go off it before the bloke. I get that . I do like an older woman tho 😂. Been upto 20 years older when I was 30 😂. I don’t worry about growing older with them . I’m lucky to make it birthdays 39 minutes ago, ditchman said: "toilet door in a gale"...comes to mind That’s why you screw it shut 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Thursday at 13:49 Author Report Share Posted Thursday at 13:49 all very quiet here today ...... proberly giving the penicillin time to work.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Thursday at 14:42 Report Share Posted Thursday at 14:42 52 minutes ago, ditchman said: all very quiet here today ...... proberly giving the penicillin time to work.. I doubt it mate . The only thing nath gets from his sex life is blisters 😇. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Thursday at 15:42 Author Report Share Posted Thursday at 15:42 59 minutes ago, mel b3 said: I doubt it mate . The only thing nath gets from his sex life is blisters 😇. wot ...on his hands ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Thursday at 16:13 Report Share Posted Thursday at 16:13 30 minutes ago, ditchman said: wot ...on his hands ? Yes, from stroking his ....... pillow at night . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Thursday at 17:06 Author Report Share Posted Thursday at 17:06 is that a euphamismn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Thursday at 18:10 Report Share Posted Thursday at 18:10 1 hour ago, ditchman said: is that a euphamismn No , it's something you lay your head on 👍. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Thursday at 18:43 Author Report Share Posted Thursday at 18:43 32 minutes ago, mel b3 said: No , it's something you lay your head on 👍. oh ..i thought it was something you stuck in someones ear ..🤷♀️ hell ..wadda i know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Thursday at 20:12 Report Share Posted Thursday at 20:12 1 hour ago, ditchman said: oh ..i thought it was something you stuck in someones ear ..🤷♀️ hell ..wadda i know... Sticking large things in your ears could send you deaf y'know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Thursday at 20:14 Author Report Share Posted Thursday at 20:14 1 minute ago, mel b3 said: Sticking large things in your ears could send you deaf y'know. WHAT🙉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted Friday at 20:04 Report Share Posted Friday at 20:04 Well my mate thought it would be funny to send me a link for first dates . Ive applied. This could be funny tho 😂. On 27/02/2025 at 14:42, mel b3 said: I doubt it mate . The only thing nath gets from his sex life is blisters 😇. 😂😂😂😂 I’m chatting to about 4 currently and 2 want dates in a weeks time . im thinking of stopping to be fair . I’m finding people/women asking loads and judging you fast . The stories I’m hearing is scaring me off them and most have been single 2-5 years with no partners . They’re just happy on their own . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted yesterday at 05:41 Report Share Posted yesterday at 05:41 On 28/02/2025 at 20:04, team tractor said: Well my mate thought it would be funny to send me a link for first dates . Ive applied. This could be funny tho 😂. 😂😂😂😂 I’m chatting to about 4 currently and 2 want dates in a weeks time . im thinking of stopping to be fair . I’m finding people/women asking loads and judging you fast . The stories I’m hearing is scaring me off them and most have been single 2-5 years with no partners . They’re just happy on their own . Possibly just waiting patiently for the best victim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted 22 hours ago Report Share Posted 22 hours ago Friday booked now with someone who seems on a level . That takes some doing 😂. Tbh we just constantly laugh when we chat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted 22 hours ago Author Report Share Posted 22 hours ago 2 minutes ago, team tractor said: Friday booked now with someone who seems on a level . That takes some doing 😂. Tbh we just constantly laugh when we chat i always think its best if you take someone out who's breath smells nice.....ive been tempted to take beautiful women out..until i smelled their breath...which can be like an unlicked dogs bottom on a hot summers day ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted 22 hours ago Report Share Posted 22 hours ago (edited) 3 minutes ago, ditchman said: i always think its best if you take someone out who's breath smells nice.....ive been tempted to take beautiful women out..until i smelled their breath...which can be like an unlicked dogs bottom on a hot summers day ... The question has to be asked I'm afraid. How do you know what an unlicked dogs bottom smells like , on a hot summers day 🤔. Edited to add. I've heard it said , that you know when you've found the one , if you can stand the smell of her breath in the morning. I suspect that it wasn't any kind of scientific discovery , yet may well be correct. Edited 22 hours ago by mel b3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted 20 hours ago Author Report Share Posted 20 hours ago 💩 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted 18 hours ago Report Share Posted 18 hours ago 4 hours ago, ditchman said: i always think its best if you take someone out who's breath smells nice.....ive been tempted to take beautiful women out..until i smelled their breath...which can be like an unlicked dogs bottom on a hot summers day ... you tried dating a live one 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted 18 hours ago Report Share Posted 18 hours ago 8 minutes ago, team tractor said: you tried dating a live one 😂 😄😄😄😄😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted 18 hours ago Author Report Share Posted 18 hours ago 4 minutes ago, mel b3 said: 😄😄😄😄😄 i take it you thought that was funny..?👃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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