pavman Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 Right then been doing some market research and have come up with a winner for the sporting man who likes to look his best, The Five blade razor……..yep five blades, no one else is doing it you can only get 1, 2, 3 or 4 the slogan is going to be Four blade shave you close but Five blades shave closer still! I cant fail. Will most likely call it the Quintup Shave, to be honest I think I have stolen a lead on the market big boys, caught them with their pants down, hurrah! Keep it between us but this Idea could lend itself to other areas of commerce Thinking caps on lads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wookie Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 Way ahead of you there... I've thought of one with not five, but SIX blades! It will shave about 20% closer than your modest idea and a huge 50% closer than the average four blade razor. Now that's a really smooth shave! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 I'll trump your six blades and raise you one blade and bring out a seven blade razor, I am going to call it "The FaceGrater". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 I gave this matter some serious thought. I also thought 6 blades then thought 1 as it would obviously be far cheaper although I would make it look like a 6 blade but say it has a revolutionary nip and tuck system that actially gives the closest shave ever. This I thought would save me huge and thus earn my fortune. Then I thought sod it, i'll just invest in a small campaigne to make beards fashionable again and earn royalties from the advertising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidibear Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 I will take your seven blade and raise it to ten. Seven blades shave you close, blades eight and nine drag the remaining stubble out of your face with a small pair of mole grips and hold it down while blade ten kicks the **** out of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 to make beards fashionable again bring back bushy beards ? ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSA Shaun Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 The laser blade, burns the stubble clean off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 What about a 100 blade face shaped razor that you only have to move down your face about 10 mm to complete your shave not only close but quick too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSA Shaun Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 What about a 100 blade face shaped razor that you only have to move down your face about 10 mm to complete your shave not only close but quick too I like it, would it come in small, medium, large and fat b*stard size to suit all faces? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustyfox Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 These products are not patented and now you can not make them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSA Shaun Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 Why dont some one do away with bades and have a hair remover for mens face hair no more shaveing rash yepeeee We all know you use the wife's 'veet' (used to be immac) when she's not looking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 You are all soooo missing the best idea? Waxing It's the best, lasts for 4-6 weeks (depending on how hairy) A few rips and its sorted. You could even extend this to chest and back hair Please do not consider growing beards! CJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted November 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 You are all soooo missing the best idea? Waxing It's the best, lasts for 4-6 weeks (depending on how hairy) A few rips and its sorted. You could even extend this to chest and back hair Please do not consider growing beards! CJ Can you wax a Starfish the same as a Calam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the pelt man Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 Sorry but none of the above will catch on as soon as i start to sell my ''MULTI BLADE THONG SHAVER'' PELTMAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salisburykeeper Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 you should get a gas oven like mine , you dont have to worry about shaving after lighting it! ,although it does leave a black residue that looks like powderburn on your face! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight32 Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 Forget a multi blades- learn to shave with a cut throat razor and use one like I do on occasion. That sorts men from the boys......... Closest shave once you master it that you could ever want........................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oly Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 If you want the best I'm sure it must be Hormone Replacement Therapy - never have to shave again...hopefully (ask the Essex ******* for testimonials)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted November 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 If you want the best I'm sure it must be Hormone Replacement Therapy - never have to shave again...hopefully (ask the Essex ******* for testimonials)! OOOOh thats gotta hurt some feelings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oly Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 If you want the best I'm sure it must be Hormone Replacement Therapy - never have to shave again...hopefully (ask the Essex ******* for testimonials)! OOOOh thats gotta hurt some feelings That's in response to the last 'Cheshire lads' remark!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 Mines much better try new concentrated hydrochloric acid hair remover, buns off your face so need ever to shave again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vole Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 You can get the same multi blade effect by taping together several Bics .Acheive the "chiselled" look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vole Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 Or better still............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baikal boy Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 bloody hell ime glad ive got a beard and ime keeping it. wat with all these 100 blades things that are gonna be out there. i really would like to keep my nose lips and ears on as they are very valuable to me just imagine what it could do to ya nads ouch paddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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