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Well the last few mornings my motor has looked like its been sprayed with thick Hoar frost, its been so bad that twice ived had to have a ***** tow from mates whose cars have been garaged overnight,I have replaced my Battery with a heavy duty no, and have just been out and managed to get the***** started, its so cold _ 4deg!..........I have just staggered into the house to put my hands in the freezer to warm them up a bit.Can you imagine how bad these frosts would be if it werent for global WARMING!? :P:oops::P

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Well the last few mornings my motor has looked like its been sprayed with thick Hoar frost, its been so bad that twice ived had to have a ***** tow from mates whose cars have been garaged overnight,I have replaced my Battery with a heavy duty no, and have just been out and managed to get the***** started, its so cold _ 4deg!..........I have just staggered into the house to put my hands in the freezer to warm them up a bit.Can you imagine how bad these frosts would be if it werent for global WARMING!? :lol: :unsure: :unsure:

 

 

When your used to working in freezers of -18 to -24 you soon get used to the MILD winters we have :unsure:

 

If the car won't start leave it at home and buy a pair of ice skates :good:

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:good:

 

The last bad snow we had in these ere parts was some 35 years ago, I can remember trudging to school in 3ft of snow.

 

People could drive in those days as well.

 

None of the really bad accidents you get these days

 

I know there are more cars but the ratio of cars to bad drivers has gone up big time.

 

Tony

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Cat will tell you ( I am waaaay to young to remember :lol: ) pigeons dying in the trees, the Thames froze, properly froze, that winter you could walk from one side to the other - THAT is cold.

Do you have a cat older than you? :good:

 

Yep it is true the schools all stayed open as well because nearly all of the teachers lived in the same village as the schools.

 

If it was like when I was a boy 35 years ago, this country would have ground to a hault by now.

 

Tony

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God Allmighty! try to post a humourous thread and people get all up tight about it!!WHOOSHHHHHH. No wonder the Essex mafia have gone quiet, Oh well just off to the nearest graveyard to have a good laugh!! :good::lol: :unsure:

We will all be suicidal next :unsure:

 

Tony

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God Allmighty! try to post a humourous thread and people get all up tight about it!!WHOOSHHHHHH. No wonder the Essex mafia have gone quiet, Oh well just off to the nearest graveyard to have a good laugh!! :good::lol: :unsure:

BM1 I wasn't getting uptight about anything, I was replying to the post.

It's hard for us to determine whan someone is being funny, or just a bit thick :unsure: :unsure: :angry:

 

(And I think the Essex mafia have been quiet because they can't get a word in edgeways :oops: )

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I love these cold snaps.............................frosty morning at dawn........ferreting over shotgun....with a hip flask full Jack........ and some stodgy fruit cake with cheddar for a nibble

 

that takes some beating lads...........

 

The colder the better..........................long may it continue :good::lol: :unsure: :unsure:

 

(at least till Sunday morning anyway!!)

 

Luckily I have a good spade man :unsure: :angry::oops::lol: :lol:

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Yes OK LG, Its ok for you, got the latest 4X4 super dooper Motor? or fess up, BUD, you walk to work DONT YOU??( *******) :good::lol: :unsure:

 

I have a 1997 vauxhall astra 1.4 2 wheel drive (front actually) and yes I STILL walk everywhere I can including taking the lad to school 1.5 miles each way even in the cold :unsure:

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