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im hear, although i am ashamed of my self for letting you all wind me up, iv seen it before with someone called landowner, i have seen all his angry replys and thought what a *****, and iv sat there all day and done it my self, i can assure you i am not an anti or a reoll, and would hate to be thought a *** on hear as its a great place to have my querys answered and just for reading general chit chat,, im now going to start a new post to let you all know how i got on with the flo, cheers, Lee

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Don't rush him TGC,

 

he needs time to make up his next tale of woe

Maybe we should help. Here's one for starters...

 

I left my car on a single yellow line for 6 minutes. When I returned it had been crushed! Are they allowed to do this without first sending me a letter?

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I thought it was more like my mate was throwing eggs at cars and I got arrested :yes:

 

Indeed, Glasgow police clearly have plenty of time to investigate "egging".

 

Incident room, scene of crimes, DNA, fingerprints, the works.

 

Did I mention that on the way to work I nearly hit a lose Zebra on the A12, it was very exciting.

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I thought it was more like my mate was throwing eggs at cars and I got arrested :yes:

 

Indeed, Glasgow police clearly have plenty of time to investigate "egging".

 

Incident room, scene of crimes, DNA, fingerprints, the works.

 

Did I mention that on the way to work I nearly hit a lose Zebra on the A12, it was very exciting.

Touch of exaggeration here methinks, OK, the zebra I believe, but traffic actually moving on the A12, in the morning?? C'mon, we believe most things but......

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I was hovering over it.

 

Nearly crashed the thing into the Zebra as someone tossed an egg at the spaceship's windscreen. Did I tell you that following the incident my FEO's brother phoned me to tell me that I would have to give up my guns. Apparently the FEO would have phoned me himself but he was busy swimming the channel.

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I'm not accusing any Spaceship owners on this site but my family were abducted by aliens. I have £57.32 in my Building society and my Nan says she will lend my a tenner so the ransom shouldn't be a problem.

Trouble is the Ransom note is in Martian. Does anyone here understand Martian. Please don't ask me to post a photo of the letter as I don't have access to a PC.

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I'm not accusing any Spaceship owners on this site but my family were abducted by aliens. I have £57.32 in my Building society and my Nan says she will lend my a tenner so the ransom shouldn't be a problem.Trouble is the Ransom note is in Martian. Does anyone here understand Martian. Please don't ask me to post a photo of the letter as I don't have access to a PC.

 

 

 

 

:blush::lol::lol::lol::lol::D my sides are hurting now...

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