henry d Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 >>Darth Vader Assault<< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digger Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 (edited) What a very strange story, grown men playing with toys and filming it only to be attacked by a drunk bloke in a bin bag. Well thats what I thought until I saw it was in Wales Edited April 23, 2008 by digger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 haha thats got to be April fools.. 10 liters of wine?? thats enough to kill twice over and Jedi Church?? *** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lloyd90 Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 "DARRTTHH VVAADDERRR" haha , May the Force soon be with him. Very good very good. I worry for the old man / woman who had there crutch stolen and had to hobble home. As he says "I dont know where the crutch came from." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciderboy Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 hed of been better of being the phantom menace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Blimey, well what do you expect? All the individuals involved were found to be very "Welsh" (worse that being very "drunk" or very "Berettaman1"). Top marks to the Judge's for his quip ""I hope the force will soon be with him." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 The court heard he has a "chronic alcohol problem" and had drunk the best part of a 10 litre box of wine That's some wine box. She added that Hughes hit Barney Jones over the head with the crutch, leaving him with a headache. He then laughed and hit Michael Jones in the thigh, causing bruising. I'm not sure they'll survive From another news story Barney, 26 - or Master Jonba Hehol - and Daniel, 21 - Master Morda Hehol - head the UK Church of the Jedi, in honour of the film's good knights. However, any congregation member drawn to the dark side of the Force, embodied in the film by Darth Vader, would be advised they are following the wrong path and could face expulsion. Barney explained: "Obviously, if someone starts to try and use the good force for greed and power, they are going to bring negative interference into the meetings. Oh dear god, some people really have too much time on their hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I never thought of posting this..... I live in Holyhead and know (by sight) the fruit cakes who started this jedi church, me and a mate saw it in a local paper that it had started, and couldnt get our heads around wheather they were serious or taking the p**s. My mother works in a local center which is avalible to hire, she told me that these troubled individuals used the center as a meeting point, so as two curious young lads we decided to go along to see wheather they were infact serious or just having a laugh, the experiance was shall we say was extreamly interesting actually, never in my entire life have i ever witnessed so may *****D up individuals acting so serious, we "naturally" burst out in laughter (much to there disgust, during a master yoda speach) and walked out of the place. Talking in the car we joked about how funny it would be if someone started a Dark side church, which could meet at like football matches where they could beat the living c**p out of each other much to everyones amusement.... A few days later someone beat us to it, dressed up as darth vader and as you all know jumped into the garden where they were practicing "toy stick fighting," and presumed to beat the **** out of them with a crutch............ This was then front page of the local paper, and along with the rest of the town... i laughed my head off, with a big thumbs up to good old Darth Vader............................LEGEND............. and as you can imagen, a few free pints came his way, for the comical value Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kris Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 (edited) henry! that is hilarious! im in fits of laughter! Edited April 24, 2008 by kris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 (edited) Good find Henry. Is this one of them preparing for the high altar parade ? Edited April 24, 2008 by malkiserow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinbum71 Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 (edited) Hilarious. It's just a shame sentancing is on the 13th of May. You'd of thought the magistrate would've got a "May the 4th be with you" joke in there somewhere! I'm off to the the Lamb and Deathstar for a pint. Anyone care to join me?? Edited April 24, 2008 by tinbum71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 The court heard he has a "chronic alcohol problem" and had drunk the best part of a 10 litre box of wine. And that was before he went down the pub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight32 Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 The court heard he has a "chronic alcohol problem" and had drunk the best part of a 10 litre box of wine. And that was before he went down the pub No need to jail him thought is there? Cheez they will bring deportation next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codling99 Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 What a very strange story, grown men playing with toys and filming it only to be attacked by a drunk bloke in a bin bag. Well thats what I thought until I saw it was in Wales Blimey, well what do you expect? All the individuals involved were found to be very "Welsh" (worse that being very "drunk" or very "Berettaman1"). Top marks to the Judge's for his quip ""I hope the force will soon be with him." it could only bloody happen in wales,glad it was up north mind,would never happen down south Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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