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Mind if i tag along to help lower the Essex average?

 

No problemo.

 

I will be turning up with Broken Man in long wheel base Mercedes sprinter van with details of a fireplace company on the side.

 

Get there for 10am.

 

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Mind if i tag along to help lower the Essex average?

 

No problemo.

 

I will be turning up with Broken Man in long wheel base Mercedes sprinter van with details of a fireplace company on the side.

 

Get there for 10am.

 

Matt (LV)

Chard, you can't miss the van, it's the one that keeps appearing on TV, on those programmes about dodgy builders. :hmm:

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How did my thread get hijacked about Bazzas cricket excuses ?!! :no:

 

Baz, do you have multi-use sporting excuses or individual ones depending on the sport ? :hmm::lol:

 

It's not a sport if you have to iron your clothes before you play and stop for cucumber sandwiches at lunch time.

 

Mind if i tag along to help lower the Essex average?

 

That's my job.

 

Have a good day all, looking forward to the pictures, and of the clay shoot too!

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Chard, bring a clean hanky

Matt

 

 

Is that in case I feel the need to throw one out? :lol:

 

Setting off for uncivilized parts soon. Got my pith helmet and Kint/Issix phrase book.

 

Put the whippets in kennels and fed me pigeons :no:

 

Monopoly money to bribe them at the Dartford Crossing :hmm:

 

Ready to dish out a few spankings, Matron :good:

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I may have to bow out to do work party stuff having bunked off this week.

 

Will keep you posted.

 

Don't be so gay. Work party stuff is for criminals :hmm:

 

Looks like the Essex WI are bottling it already. I bet you're staying at home making jam tarts for the Church Bazaar on Sunday :no::lol:

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OK so scores as follows -

 

87 - Tosspot

81 - Mungler (he mucked around shooting from the hip on two stands so I took his average of 8 on the other stands)

80 - Bagsy

73 - LV

66 - Chard

65 - Broken Man

56 - Fatcatsplat

 

 

The rain stayed away and the banter was good as usual.

 

Nice to meet Chard and Fatcatsplat.

 

Chard does a great Essex accent so we have adopted him as an honoury (very) Northern Essex Mafia member !! :good:<_<

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Good morning out, good company, personal best at Dartford, met Jesus, what more could a man want <_<

 

Good to meet Chard and Splat, nice fellas :good:

 

Always good to meet fellow members of the forum - especially those who actually own a gun :yes:

 

I'll put a few pics up in a bit.

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