Chard Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 Tosspot is awakened from his daydream about ancient metal detector Coca Cola bottle top finds, by an outrageous breaking of wind from Fatcatsplat. The look of disgust on his face indicates that he suspects a follow-through Broken Man sucks in a deep breath of fresh air, before the noxious wave hits him LV looks slightly limp-wristed, as he asks Mung's opinion about his colour-coordinated outfit Tosspot again looks on in disgust Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 (edited) Mungler, being the cowboy that he is, decided to treat us all to some "shooting from the hip" on a couple of stands His hips appear to be somewhat higher than most chaps Incidentally he hit 1 out of 20 clays from the "hip". I was seriously underwhelmed Edited June 23, 2008 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 (edited) LV is such a tease. He vowed to take off one item of clothing on each stand - an LV Strippathon In the interests of public decency and forum rules I stopped recording the event after stand 2 Edited June 23, 2008 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markio Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 The mental image I had of Chard is nothing like what he actualy looks like, I was expecting a bit of a thinner version of Liam Gallagher. You mean Bez right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 What "BEZ" as in the dancer that used to be with Howard Jones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 What "BEZ" as in the dancer that used to be with Howard Jones? I thought it was the Happy Mondays Handsome bloke, hung like a carthorse (So I understand ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 I thought it was the Happy Mondays Handsome bloke, hung like a carthorse (So I understand ) seems you have a dodgy interest in Manc rent boys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tosspot Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 Take two bottles in to the shower?... Oi I'll have you know that a rather unfortunate trick of the light somewhat exaggerated my slight widows peak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted June 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 Mungler, being the cowboy that he is, decided to treat us all to some "shooting from the hip" on a couple of stands I think he must have had his Simon Cowell shooting jeans on ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted June 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 He is using the force bagsy, It was the last stand, Chard was floundering behind so I thought I'd give him a chance and shoot with my eyes shut. He delved deep into his bag of excuses and said that there was "too much sky about"... I guess Manchester must still have the Victorian smog... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 He is using the force bagsy, It was the last stand, Chard was floundering behind so I thought I'd give him a chance and shoot with my eyes shut. He delved deep into his bag of excuses and said that there was "too much sky about"... I guess Manchester must still have the Victorian smog... Far too much sky, it's not natural Low horizons, high sky, gaylords massed behind you, it's not ideal shooting conditions. If I accidentally dropped a cartridge it stayed on the deck, there was no way I was going to bend over and retrieve it. Too much at stake There'll be a return match one of these days, with trees, and then you're all dooooooomed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight32 Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 Portly old lot you fellas I see........ You want to stay off the MacDonalds and get some green into yourselves. Tell me.. Is the clubhouse a converted shed or stable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 Portly old lot you fellas I see........ You want to stay off the MacDonalds and get some green into yourselves. Tell me.. Is the clubhouse a converted shed or stable? Portly? Portly? How very dare you. We're just substaaaaaaaaaantial No. I don't think it's a converted anything. I think it's been purpose-built by a shed fiend, probably 300-watt Bob. They've stuck a rather luxurious shed in the middle of ***** heaven. You drive for miles past abandoned fridges and stuff and there it is - The Dartford Hilton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tosspot Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 Portly old lot you fellas I see........ You want to stay off the MacDonalds and get some green into yourselves. Tell me.. Is the clubhouse a converted shed or stable? Hark at Karen Carpenter over there!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 (edited) Portly old lot you fellas I see........ You want to stay off the MacDonalds and get some green into yourselves. Tell me.. Is the clubhouse a converted shed or stable? Hark at Karen Carpenter over there!!! You're right - it is Karen Carpenter, so she's not brown bread after all - just living in Suffolk The clue is in the Carpenters song lyrics, Close To You : Why do birds suddenly appear Every time you are near? Just like me, they long to be Close to you. Why do stars fall down from the sky Every time you walk by? Just like me, they long to be Close to you. On the day that you were born The angels got together And decided to create a dream come true So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold And starlight32 in your eyes of blue. :o :o :o B) :( Edited June 24, 2008 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catamong Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 Hey Chard, Glad you had a good time "darn sarf", perhaps you ought to invite the Essex boys up to Worsley for a real treat of a weekend..?? It will p**s with rain, (as always), Mung will nobble the suspension on his XR3I on the long dirt track, and you can guarantee the scoring and the targets will be as dodgy as ever..!! B) :( Cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 Hey Chard, Glad you had a good time "darn sarf", perhaps you ought to invite the Essex boys up to Worsley for a real treat of a weekend..?? :( It will p**s with rain, (as always), Mung will nobble the suspension on his XR3I on the long dirt track, and you can guarantee the scoring and the targets will be as dodgy as ever..!! Cat. Hi Cat, Yes It was a laaaarf all right. It just showed me how important it is to get art and abart a bit though I was seriously lost without a horizon - weird. They only had two stands with trees or at least bushes, and I shot those quite well. Take away the foliage and I was ******* useless. Should have got the Mossberg out really, because it would have given me something to do while the clays floated across the sky. I think half the time, I just track them for too long. Worsley is more instinctive, because you don't get time to **** about :o Well, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. :o :o Good company though and a great day out. And I will (grudgingly) say I was fairly impressed with some of this Essex shooting, and Mr Pot of course who spanked us all rather severely, despite making a complete **** of one stand Mung shot rather well, even though he didn't take any of it seriously B) . Bagsy made it look pretty easy too, but he was lost with trees and bushes, I'll give him a sound thrashing if I ever get him near Worsley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted June 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 So... Roll up, Roll up, who is next ? We conquered the Outlaw and is merry Buckers on their own turf. We beat Suffolk the other week on the basis they were all too scared and squealie to turn up. Chard came down to us as a rep from Manc-land and him and his whippet went home with their tails between their legs and their flat caps pulled down over their eyes.. :( What about this Midlands Massive that sometimes appear on here ? Any of them man enough ? B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 What about this Midlands Massive that sometimes appear on here ? Any of them man enough ? B) ......the Herts mob may give us a run for our money, eh Cat :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 Bagsy made it look pretty easy too, but he was lost with trees and bushes, I'll give him a sound thrashing if I ever get him near Worsley B) :( I thought I caught you eying me up a bit lovingly on Saturday, and to think I shared a wicker chair with you afterwards You're not giving me thrashing in the bushes or behind a tree you dirty 'norvner' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 (edited) Chard came down to us as a rep from Manc-land and him and his whippet went home with their tails between their legs and their flat caps pulled down over their eyes.. :( I'll be back........... ...........a$$-hole B) Edited June 24, 2008 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catamong Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 What about this Midlands Massive that sometimes appear on here ? Any of them man enough ? B) ......the Herts mob may give us a run for our money, eh Cat :o Dead right Bagsy, I could probably raise a 5 man Herts team who could comfortably stuff any 10 man team you Essex Gaylords could muster, but, hey ho, let's not go there, I can just feel MC's blood pressure going off the scale already..!! :( Cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tosspot Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 So... Roll up, Roll up, who is next ? What about this Midlands Massive that sometimes appear on here ? Any of them man enough ? Come on LV, everyone knows yam yams can't shoot B) :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 What about this Midlands Massive that sometimes appear on here ? Any of them man enough ? B) ......the Herts mob may give us a run for our money, eh Cat :o Dead right Bagsy, I could probably raise a 5 man Herts team who could comfortably stuff any 10 man team you Essex Gaylords could muster, but, hey ho, let's not go there, I can just feel MC's blood pressure going off the scale already..!! :( Cat. Your on. You get 5, we get 10. 100 sporting targets, name the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 24, 2008 Report Share Posted June 24, 2008 (edited) What about this Midlands Massive that sometimes appear on here ? Any of them man enough ? B) ......the Herts mob may give us a run for our money, eh Cat Dead right Bagsy, I could probably raise a 5 man Herts team who could comfortably stuff any 10 man team you Essex Gaylords could muster, but, hey ho, let's not go there, I can just feel MC's blood pressure going off the scale already..!! :( Cat. Your on. You get 5, we get 10. 100 sporting targets, name the ground. I think Mungler Agricola means "You're on" :o :o :o A quick lesson in Issix... I'm on He's on We're on They're on You ******* ain't on, you slag Edited June 24, 2008 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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