harv Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 i got a peanut stuck in mine once i poured warm chocolate in it and it came out a TREAT... bum bum the younger members will not remember treats why do i bother....incoming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 You need an ear scrape ,it can be done with a grapefruit spoon . Well thats how us men here in norfolk do it . You will need something to bite on . Harnser . WHERE THE MEN ARE MEN AND SO ARE THE WOMEN Harv , I come from an era when men were men and women were glad of it . Not like these drug infested pimply faced ,sallow complextion ***** that you see sculking round the city centres . Thank god these ***** have not found their way into the country side . Harnser . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden22 Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 (I want to) bum the younger members. (They) will not remember (in the morning). treats (for harv!) Harv, as one of the afore-mentioned younger members, I don't think that your post is appropriate. Robert PS I've helpfully filled in the missing words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatcatsplat Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 I've got a really bad paper cut on my thumb - Does that count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 ooo I hate paper cuts, they sting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Easily and arguably the two worst type of pain ever!!! Aren't you forgetting "Married with Children"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 (I want to) bum the younger members. (They) will not remember (in the morning). treats (for harv!) Harv, as one of the afore-mentioned younger members, I don't think that your post is appropriate. Robert PS I've helpfully filled in the missing words. Now you are starting to worry me, just when I had decided that you were normal (ish). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 I had an ear infection in both ears just before Easter. It went on for a month, I was deaf in both ears. On the subject of pain... I dropped a railway sleeper on my leg once - that hurt ! On a separate occasion I slipped with the drill and snapped the drill bit between my thumb and fore-finger....when I came round I pulled it out and took myself to the quacks for a Tetanus jab. I was known as >REG PRESCOTT< for a long while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death from below Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 I had an ear infection in both ears just before Easter. It went on for a month, I was deaf in both ears. On the subject of pain... I dropped a railway sleeper on my leg once - that hurt ! On a separate occasion I slipped with the drill and snapped the drill bit between my thumb and fore-finger....when I came round I pulled it out and took myself to the quacks for a Tetanus jab. I was known as >REG PRESCOTT< for a long while. You lucky ***, I wished my life was so eventful.......you're nothing but a big headed ****** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MM Posted June 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 UPDATE: well, im awake. i left work at about 5 as i couldnt stand it any longer. went straight to bed, cried and writhed around for an hour..........then........................................my head burst something in my ear gave way, and it was the most painfull thing i have ever experienced. i now have to change the sheets due to the green liquid that my ear emmited. although i am still deaf in my left ear and very sore, the pain has gone, thank the maker. never want to have anything like that again. all start to finish in 24hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 UPDATE: well, im awake. i left work at about 5 as i couldnt stand it any longer. went straight to bed, cried and writhed around for an hour..........then........................................my head burst something in my ear gave way, and it was the most painfull thing i have ever experienced. i now have to change the sheets due to the green liquid that my ear emmited. although i am still deaf in my left ear and very sore, the pain has gone, thank the maker. never want to have anything like that again. all start to finish in 24hours Sounds like you had a nice juicy boil in there. I had one up my nose once, and boy oh boy did that hurt - I swear to god that there was actually recoil when it finally went... You have my sympathy, these things are pure misery. ZB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MM Posted June 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 cheers for the support guys, i wouldnt have made it through without you lot wonder why its so sore afterwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 wonder why its so sore afterwards It'll still be inflamed - just think of a zit on a biblical scale. Might be worth rinsing it out with some warm water, as they can get reinfected. ZB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 DON'T throw that green stuff away!!! It's your brain!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 wonder why its so sore afterwards It'll still be inflamed - just think of a zit on a biblical scale. Might be worth rinsing it out with some warm water, as they can get reinfected. ZB Or you could try a boresnake...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 wonder why its so sore afterwards It'll still be inflamed - just think of a zit on a biblical scale. Might be worth rinsing it out with some warm water, as they can get reinfected. ZB Or you could try a boresnake...... A phosphour bronze brush might do the trick too ZB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 wonder why its so sore afterwards It'll still be inflamed - just think of a zit on a biblical scale. Might be worth rinsing it out with some warm water, as they can get reinfected. ZB Or you could try a boresnake...... A phosphour bronze brush might do the trick too ZB Even better, a good squirt of Youngs 303 oil and an 8 bore phosphor-bronze brush. Course, a stainless steel brush might be more hygenic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scifiden Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 my claim to fame is a peri-anal abcess. An in-growing hair just 5mm from my a-hole. had surgery to remove it then two weeks of having the wound packed with 2ft of padding. pain on another plain of existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 wonder why its so sore afterwards I take it noone told you what happened while you were asleep then? Didn't you find that fiver under your pillow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 my claim to fame is a peri-anal abcess. An in-growing hair just 5mm from my a-hole. had surgery to remove it then two weeks of having the wound packed with 2ft of padding. pain on another plain of existence. Oh **** ! That sounds like a nightmare ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scifiden Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 my claim to fame is a peri-anal abcess. An in-growing hair just 5mm from my a-hole. had surgery to remove it then two weeks of having the wound packed with 2ft of padding. pain on another plain of existence. Oh **** ! That sounds like a nightmare ! to top it all off the nurses that came every day to change the packing were gorgeous and i had to lie on the settee with my a**e in the air & spread my cheeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 i had to lie on the settee with my a**e in the air & spread my cheeks. :blink: :blink: :blink: dont knock it mate. you dont think Mungler is really a lawyer do you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scifiden Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 i had to lie on the settee with my a**e in the air & spread my cheeks. :blink: :blink: :blink: dont knock it mate. you dont think Mungler is really a lawyer do you ? Well i did have my suspicions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 wonder why its so sore afterwards I take it noone told you what happened while you were asleep then? Didn't you find that fiver under your pillow? :blink: :blink: :blink: ROFLMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harv Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 (I want to) bum the younger members. (They) will not remember (in the morning). treats (for harv!) Harv, as one of the afore-mentioned younger members, I don't think that your post is appropriate. Robert PS I've helpfully filled in the missing words. Robert, you naughty boy you edit my post then inform me you are a younger MEMBER, whatever you are after i cannot fulfil cos i aint from essex :blink: harv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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