bob300w Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 A vindaloo makes me flout quite a lot Yes, I tend to suffer with floutulence after a curry also. Must remember to put the toilet roll in the fridge before the next one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MM Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 and im always "flouting" and get told off for it A flouting scouser, the worst kind. Can't remember the last time that I had a good flout....... do they flout in Exssex? met a few flouty people mfrom there, i know that. i can feel another 10 pager comming up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 and im always "flouting" and get told off for it A flouting scouser, the worst kind. Can't remember the last time that I had a good flout....... do they flout in Exssex? met a few flouty people mfrom there, i know that. i can feel another 10 pager comming up Try a pint of Andrews liver salts and a bar of laxative chocolate, that will help to keep it down. And as you ask, we are fairly floutless over here in the civilised part of the UK. Not too sure about Naarfuk, it may well still be practiced in sheds up there, and as for Saarfuk, well, what can I say? With six fingers or toes on each hand anything may happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supersonic Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 and as for Saarfuk, well, what can I say? With six fingers or toes on each hand anything may happen. Don't knock it! - 6 fingers - 6 strings on a banjo too much for coincidence!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 and as for Saarfuk, well, what can I say? With six fingers or toes on each hand anything may happen. Don't knock it! - 6 fingers - 6 strings on a banjo too much for coincidence!! Banjos? Deliverance? Squeal like a pig, boy - woop, woop, woop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 and as for Saarfuk, well, what can I say? With six fingers or toes on each hand anything may happen. Don't knock it! - 6 fingers - 6 strings on a banjo too much for coincidence!! Banjos? Deliverance? Squeal like a pig, boy - woop, woop, woop You may well laugh, but that practice is compulsory in Saarfick, Sizewell university specialises in the subject. Not sure how you get on with 6 toes on your hands though, could be tricky holding your plectrum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutley Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 and as for Saarfuk, well, what can I say? With six fingers or toes on each hand anything may happen. Don't knock it! - 6 fingers - 6 strings on a banjo too much for coincidence!! Banjos? Deliverance? Squeal like a pig, boy - woop, woop, woop You may well laugh, but that practice is compulsory in Saarfick, Sizewell university specialises in the subject. Not sure how you get on with 6 toes on your hands though, could be tricky holding your plectrum? They find it difficult to hold a conversation let alone any thing else! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferretman Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 and as for Saarfuk, well, what can I say? With six fingers or toes on each hand anything may happen. Don't knock it! - 6 fingers - 6 strings on a banjo too much for coincidence!! Banjos? Deliverance? Squeal like a pig, boy - woop, woop, woop You may well laugh, but that practice is compulsory in Saarfick, Sizewell university specialises in the subject. Not sure how you get on with 6 toes on your hands though, could be tricky holding your plectrum? well well wot dose that say about you saaffick boys? :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 and as for Saarfuk, well, what can I say? With six fingers or toes on each hand anything may happen. Don't knock it! - 6 fingers - 6 strings on a banjo too much for coincidence!! Banjos? Deliverance? Squeal like a pig, boy - woop, woop, woop You may well laugh, but that practice is compulsory in Saarfick, Sizewell university specialises in the subject. Not sure how you get on with 6 toes on your hands though, could be tricky holding your plectrum? :yp: well well wot dose that say about you saaffick boys? I get the quite distinct feeling that you are not taking this matter seriously? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 I think its because you dont like truck drivers..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supersonic Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 6 fingers also comes in handy when metal detecting don't you know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dusk2dawn Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Do you get out to your shed much?? Hey Tulky dont go knocking us shedheads, you dont know what your missing, everyman should have a shed D2D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Do you get out to your shed much?? Hey Tulky dont go knocking us shedheads, you dont know what your missing, everyman should have a shed D2D Just needs Harnser to say "I love my shed" now, and the entire chaotic series of posts will start again, I'm going out to my semi-residential timber-orientated exteral dwelling before it happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peck Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 (edited) i have never read such a load of **** in my life. what a waste of bandwidth from a simple question. get a life Edited June 30, 2008 by peck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tulkyuk Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Go back in your shed Peck - you seem to have got out of the wrong side of your nest this morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harv Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Go back in your shed Peck - you seem to have got out of the wrong side of your nest this morning A good example of a formal warning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Alert! Alert! Humour transplant urgently needed, North Shropshire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGalway Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 i have never read such a load of **** in my life. what a waste of bandwidth from a simple question. get a life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 (edited) Alert! Alert! Humour transplant urgently needed, North Shropshire! Get a life 300-watt Bob. This isn't shooting-related either I'm just going to go back and read all this again, just to make sure I've calculated the used bandwidth correctly Edited June 30, 2008 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutley Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Alert! Alert! Humour transplant urgently needed, North Shropshire! Get a life 300-watt Bob. This isn't shooting-related either I'm just going to go back and read all this again, just to make sure I've calculated the used bandwidth correctly If it was only down to shooting related matters poor Harnser would never get a response! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Do you get out to your shed much?? Hey Tulky dont go knocking us shedheads, you dont know what your missing, everyman should have a shed D2D Just needs Harnser to say "I love my shed" now, and the entire chaotic series of posts will start again, I'm going out to my semi-residential timber-orientated exteral dwelling before it happens. Bob , you underestimate me .I refuse to be drawn into flippent banter regarding sheds . My international reputation as a world class shedder would be tarnished and i would never be able to write any more articles for shedders annonamous unless i was seen to be squeaky clean . Harnser . p.s. Its really great being involved in hi-jacking a thread though . Instead of having the rug pulled from under my feet all the time . Harnser . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerico Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 i have never read such a load of **** in my life. what a waste of bandwidth from a simple question. get a life Looks like someone's just been out to their shed to find all the odd bits of timber put aside specifically to stir paint have been stolen! Maybe we could have a whip round , anybody got wood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 iF YOUD ASKED EARLIER WHEN I WAS LOOKING AT MY EDITION OF PENTHOUSE WITH DREW BARRYMORE IN IT............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 To all mods and members its not my idea to resurrect the shedding thread . Harnser . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supersonic Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 Question: Is 'shedding' akin to 'cottaging' ?? If so, count me out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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