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This complete song is bonkers,

 

Definetely written on the back of a waccy baccy packet

 

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.

I'm crying.

 

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.

Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.

Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.

I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus,

Coo coo, kachoo.

 

Mister City P'liceman sitting

Pretty little policemen in a row.

See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.

I'm crying.

I'm cry, I'm crying, I'm cry, I'm crying.

 

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,

Boy, you been a naughty girl and you let your knickers down.

I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus,

Coo coo, kachoo.

 

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.

If the sun don't come, you get a tan from

Standing in the English rain.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,

Coo coo kachoo ka coo coo kachoo.

 

Expert texpert choking smokers,

Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha)

See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide.

I'm crying.

 

Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.

Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna.

Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,

Coo coo kachoo ka coo coo kachoo

(rhythmical speaking along with juba's).

Juba juba juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba juba. Juba juba.....

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Oasis - Supersonic :good::good::good:

 

**** at this tripe :

 

I need to be myself

I can't be no one else

I'm feeling supersonic

Give me gin and tonic

You can have it all but how much do you want it?

You make me laugh

Give me your autograph

Can I ride with you in your B.M.W?

You can sail with me in my yellow submarine

 

You need to find out

'Cos no one's gonna tell you what I'm all about

You need to find a way for what you want to say

But before tomorrow

 

'Cos my friend said he'd take you home

He sits in a corner all alone

He lives under a waterfall

No body can see him

No body can ever hear him call

 

You need to be yourself

You can't be no one else

I know a girl called Elsa

She's into Alka Seltzer

She sniffs it through a cane on a supersonic train

And she made me laugh

I got her autograph

She done it with a doctor on a helicopter

She's sniffin in her tissue

Sellin' the Big Issue

:hmm: :hmm: :yes:

When she finds out

No one's gonna tell her what I'm all about

You need to find a way for what she wants to say

But before tomorrow

 

'Cos my friend said he'd take you home

He sits in a corner all alone

He lives under a waterfall

No body can see him

No body can ever hear him call

 

We just laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarfed and laaaaaaaarfed :good:

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Very likely 'The KLF' with their song 'Justifed and ancient' featuring Tammy Winnette.

 

They're Justified, and they're Ancient,

And they drive an ice cream van.

(just roll it from the top)

They're Justified and they're Ancient,

With still no master plan.

(to the bridge, to the bridge, to the bridge now)

 

Infact the entire song has bizzare lyrics.

 

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watch out grandma here comes a lawnmower

watch out grandma here comes a lawnmower

watch out grandma here comes a lawnmower

its gonna rip your face off

 

Enter the church of the apocalyptic lawnmower

By Lawnmower deth

 

If anyone has this album with Metal Duck on the B-side I would pay good money for it.

Cheers Phil

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A favourite of mine:

 

The lunatic is on the grass

The lunatic is on the grass

Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs

Got to keep the loonies on the path

 

The lunatic is in the hall

The lunatics are in my hall

The paper holds their folded faces to the floor

And every day the paper boy brings more

 

And if the dam breaks open many years too soon

And if there is no room upon the hill

And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too

Ill see you on the dark side of the moon

 

The lunatic is in my head

The lunatic is in my head

You raise the blade, you make the change

You re-arrange me till Im sane

You lock the door

And throw away the key

Theres someone in my head but its not me.

 

And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear

You shout and no one seems to hear

And if the band youre in starts playing different tunes

Ill see you on the dark side of the moon

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Gorillaz - Dare........still trying to work it out but it's brill :hmm:

 

It's coming up(x6)

 

It's Dare

 

It's Dare

 

(oooh)

 

You've got a press it on you

You just think it,

That's what you do, baby!

Hold it down, DARE.

 

Jump with them all,

And move it,

Jump back and forth

It feels like you were there yourself,

And work it out.

 

(oooh)

 

never did no harm(2x)

 

It's Dare

 

It's coming up(x5)

 

It's Dare

 

You've got a press it on you

You just think it,

That's what you do, baby!

Hold it down, DARE.

 

Jump with them all,

And move it,

Jump back and forth

It feels like you were there yourself,

And work it out.

 

Never did no harm(2x)

 

It's Dare

 

It's coming up(x5)

 

It's Dare

 

You've got a press it on you

You just think it,

That's what you do, baby!

Hold it down, DARE.

 

Jump with them all,

And move it,

Jump back and forth

It feels like you were there yourself,

And work it out.

 

Never did no harm(2x)

 

It's Dare

 

It's coming up(x5)

 

It's Dare

 

You've got to press it on you.

You just to think it.

That's what you do, baby.

Hold it down, Dare.

 

Jump with them all,

And move it,

Jump back and forth

It feels like you were there yourself,

And work it out.

 

You've got to press it on you.

You just to think it.

That's what you do, baby.

Hold it down, Dare.

 

Jump with them all,

And move it,

Jump back and forth

It feels like you were there yourself,

And work it out.

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i always liked the lyrics to this tune for some reason ? mostly the last line....:hmm:

 

I Know What I Like - genesis

It's one o'clock and time for lunch

 

When the sun beats down and I lie on the bench

 

I can always hear them talk

 

 

 

There's always been Ethel:

 

"Jacob, wake up! You've got to tidy your room now."

 

And then Mr. Lewis:

 

"Isn't it time that he was out on his own ?"

 

Over the garden wall, two little lovebirds - cuckoo to you!

 

Keep them mowing blades sharp ...

 

 

 

I know what I like, and I like what I know

 

Getting better in your wardrobe, stepping one beyond your show

 

 

 

Sunday night, Mr. Farmer called, said:

 

 

 

"Listen son, you're wasting time

 

There's a future for you in the fire escape trade

 

Come up to town!"

 

But I remembered a voice from the past:

 

"Gambling only pays when you're winning"

 

- I had to thank old Miss Mort for schooling a failure

 

Keep them mowing blades sharp ...

 

 

 

I know what I like, and I like what I know

 

Getting better in your wardrobe, stepping one beyond your show

 

I know what I like, and I like what I know

 

Getting better in your wardrobe, stepping one beyond your show

 

 

 

When the sun beats down and I lie on the bench

 

I can always hear them talk

 

Me, I'm just a lawnmower - you can tell me by the way I walk

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Love system of a down but this one is mental:

 

Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot

One that smiled when he flew over the bay

Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot

One that smiled when he flew over the bay

My horse is a shackled old man

His, his remorse, was that he couldnt survey

The skes, right before

Right before they went gray

My horse and my remorse

Flying over a great bay

Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot

One that smiled when he flew over the bay

Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot

One that smiled when he flew over the bay

My source is the source of all creation

Her, discourse, is that we all dont survey

The skies, right before

Right before they go gray

My source, and my remorse

Flying over a great bay

Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot

One that smiled when he flew over the bay

Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot

One that smiled when he flew over the bay

Where were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot

One that smiled when he flew over the bay

Where were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot

One that smiled when he flew over the bay

Where were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot

One that smiled when he flew over the bay

Where were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot

One that smiled when he flew over the bay

Where were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot

One that smiled when he flew over the bay

Where were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot

One that smiled when he flew over the bay

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As any fule kno, it is Snow's "Informer" that most clearly demonstrates the majesty of the English language:-

 

Informer

You know say daddy me snow me-a blame

A licky boom-boom down

'Tective man he say, say Daddy Me Snow me stab someone down the lane

A licky boom-boom down

 

Answers on a postcard please chaps.

 

Good old MC Shan, at least he knew what he was talking about.

 

Respec'

 

LS

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