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i had man flu yesterday, had to take the day off work to recover.

 

i soldiered on though, told the girlfriend not to worry about me and to go on to work, i didnt want to impose on her so i only gave her a small list of essentials (lucozade, jam donuts, 20 regal filter) to pick up for me on her way home.... :good:

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Why is it that women moan when we leave the seat up? yet we never moan when they leave it down?

 

Surely when the seat's down it just gives us the opportunity to improve our accuracy

 

 

 

 

 

 

And it's hardly our fault when we miss

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Ok

But i have one more pet hate which men seen to do more then women.

And thats taking reading matter into the toilet. :angry:

WHY

PLEASE EXPLAIN.

And then when you have done with it. Do you take it back out with you. :good:

I dont think so. :good:

xxxxxSuzy

 

Cos if we are seen reading in the house, then there are always the little jobs that "I've been asking you to do for weeks" that need to be done "right now",

whereas if we multitask - by doing a "big job" and reading and improving our knowledge at the same time, at least we get a little peace and quiet.

 

:hmm:

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:look: :look: :P??? :o :o :o

 

This could be it. I woke up in the night with...........

 

....symptoms :o

 

This is the end of life as we know it, for the foreseeable future.

 

It could be......

 

MAN FLU!!!!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o

 

It's been good knowing you chaps, but the future's looking grim :look:

 

Of course, this would explain why I only got 71/100 at Worsley yesterday (well I reckon it was 73/100 but those lying, cheating, chiselling ******** that I shoot with marked me down on a couple of stands :good: ), it was....the symptoms...... getting to me :o

 

Obviously, I would have scored about 95 if I wasn't about to be struck down :good:

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Dear Mr Pavman

Please dont get me started on toilet seats.

O and what is the furthest the man can stand. Aim and still get it into the pan.

As in my house they are still trying to work that one out. :lol::D

XXXSuzy

 

 

Gota be honest, sometimes you challenge yourself to see just how far away you can go and still get it in the bowl hahaha :good:

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