Ozzy Fudd Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 well this morning i was sent to the local chemists to get the emergency supplies for the office i had visions of coming back with a truckload of gear like you see in the films, full nbc suit with its own breathing system, maybe one of those boxes with a wand on it that clicks when there radiation or homosexuals about, and i was hoping to get one of those remote operated chain guns like in armageddon but no. our companies way of fighting against swine flu is... a small bottle of antibacterial gel on everyones desk, a small box of tissues (in a patterned box no less) and a few packets of antibacterial wipes. not a hazmat unit in sight, or even a shotgun i have already told my manager i am severely unimpressed with these measures, i mean they might be useful for stopping some infections, but a mutant zombie creating virus like swine flu? :look: so as soon as i can get in touch with a mate in the local stores i shall be getting a new respirator and nbc suit (think mines past its sellby date) and will stride into work each morning full of confidence that i am protected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 ... maybe one of those boxes with a wand on it that clicks when there radiation or homosexuals about... Absolute classic. I didn't know that Geiger counters also detected shirt-lifters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wookie Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Babby, Just get down to eBay and put this bad boy on expenses... http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/British-army-NBC-sui...:1|293:1|294:50 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al4x Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 (edited) you want to be careful otherwise we'll upset the sites resident fudge packer again :look: Edited May 1, 2009 by al4x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted May 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Babby, Just get down to eBay and put this bad boy on expenses... http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/British-army-NBC-sui...:1|293:1|294:50 thats what i meant about my mate in the stores, i have one but its probly otu of date (do they go out of date??). anyway cant find my respirator... you want to be careful otherwise we'll upset the sites resident fudge packer again who? lee? or fullbore? :look: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullbore Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 thats what i meant about my mate in the stores, i have one but its probly otu of date (do they go out of date??). anyway cant find my respirator... who? lee? or fullbore? :look: Right you bog hopping soda bread munching $£%***+""** I know where you live and you will pay for that, get your zombie repelling arsenal ready and just how inadequate anything short of a thermo nuclear device will be against a pi$$ed of Yorkshire bloke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted May 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 now now john. i was merely speculating. you must admit, your fondness for wearing leather gear, having a big throbbing machine between your legs, and also the fact that you admitted you have a CAMP van would cause some questions to arise.... :look: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullbore Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 now now john. i was merely speculating. you must admit, your fondness for wearing leather gear, having a big throbbing machine between your legs, and also the fact that you admitted you have a CAMP van would cause some questions to arise.... :look: As far as men are concerned questions are the only thing that will be rising as far as I am concerned. They have made fudgepacking legal, if they make it compulsory I am emigrating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted May 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 They have made fudgepacking legal, if they make it compulsory I am emigrating i thought in yorkshire they already had.... :look: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullbore Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 i thought in yorkshire they already had.... :look: but you are living proof of when we deported all our "undesirables" to Armagh and the began to breed You should have eaten the fudge instead of packing it when your tatties ran out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted May 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 but you are living proof of when we deported all our "undesirables" to Armagh and the began to breed You should have eaten the fudge instead of packing it when your tatties ran out it was a phone book famine!!! anyway my mothers family are original irish, not a drop of plantation blood in us!!! though dad is from gateshead, must be the english blood in me makes me a bit pink.... :look: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullbore Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 it was a phone book famine!!! anyway my mothers family are original irish, not a drop of plantation blood in us!!! though dad is from gateshead, must be the english blood in me makes me a bit pink.... :look: How Irish is that? , no plantation blood , oh my Dad is from England Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted May 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 How Irish is that? , no plantation blood , oh my Dad is from England cos were the proper fighting irish :look: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
utectok Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 viruses cannot be stopped by antibacterial stuff they are differnt. Antibiotics don't work against HIV .... Virus bacteria well just though I would mentin it. Pass it on to your boss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floating Chamber Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 I tried to ring the Swine Flu Helpline.... but all I got was crackling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullbore Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 I think I've got I'm coming out in rashers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floating Chamber Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Try to avoid scratching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Right you bog hopping soda bread munching $£%***+""** I know where you live and you will pay for that, get your zombie repelling arsenal ready and just how inadequate anything short of a thermo nuclear device will be against a pi$$ed of Yorkshire bloke You're getting as easily offended as the wee poofy emo boy. FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomasbeaton Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 i would jst where a human sized condom over me but only 99% chance though lol thomas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myzeneye Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 (edited) Absolute classic. I didn't know that Geiger counters also detected shirt-lifters. absolutley, they detect high levels of gay de-ation... Edited May 2, 2009 by myzeneye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted May 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 (edited) You're getting as easily offended as the wee poofy emo boy. FM :( :( and cheers utectok, tho i dont know about your bosses but mine arent the smartest in the world, tried explainging that already... : Edited May 2, 2009 by babbyc1000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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