Doc Holliday Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 (edited) Heard on the news today that some egghead has discovered how to make sperm from other cells. I have to admit I had a feeling of being "redundant" and sense of foreboding for the future of Man. But what does this mean for us guys? Does it mean we'll have more time for shootin', fishin' & the likes? Hopefully, but in reality I see a world similar to that of the 2 ronnies "The Worm that Turned". Looking at the common denominator, it may be possible for women to procreate without the need for a man or indeed what he can "bring to the party". And we may be facing a future where women are dominant, but will they be able to genetically modify them so they can handle a drill or cook on a BBQ? Not so sure it's time to worry just yet. Edited July 8, 2009 by Doc Holliday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeinVA Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Heard on the news today that some egghead has discovered how to make sperm from other cells. I have to admit I had a feeling of being "redundant" and sense of foreboding for the future of Man. But what does this mean for us guys? Does it mean we'll have more time for shootin', fishin' & the likes? Hopefully, but in reality I see a world similar to that of the 2 ronnies "The Worm that Turned". Looking at the common denomitor, it may be possible for women to procreate without the need for a man or indeed what he can "bring to the party". And we may be facing a future where women are dominant, but will they be able to genetically modify them so they can handle a drill or cook on a BBQ? Not so sure it's time to worry just yet. When will TESCO carry this product? Instant man gravy Just add water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markio Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 To be honest i felt redundant waaaaaaay before i heard that news. That's why they invented shooting and beer etc. It's a hard life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardo Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 It's the Tesco Value Man Gravy that worries me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeinVA Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 It's the Tesco Value Man Gravy that worries me Extra thick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardo Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 more like *may not contain human sperm may contain traces of nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeinVA Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 more like *may not contain human sperm may contain traces of nuts Or shell fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Yeah but it can't change lightbulbs and put shelves up straight. If you are a bloke and can't do that, it is all over - sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeinVA Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 (edited) Now the masculine lezzer can really be manly Are you happy to see me or is that a pocket of man gravy in your pocket Edited July 8, 2009 by LeeinVA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 A Test tube. Not going to keep me warm in bed in the middle of winter Nor will it see too those little needs . Even Ann Summers cant fix. I think i will keep my Sweepy At least if i drop him he dont break And i dont have to hunt around for batteries at 3am to get him going. xxxxSuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WGD Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 I don't see it happening, so I will - in the interests of the human race of course - keep my production line running on a daily basis. It is a chore, assisted only by the fact that on the odd occassion staff numbers double - to 2 - but for the most part I run things single handed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 If the Tesco value man glue comes with 18 years worth of maintainence then great. Let them get on with it. All the more time for shooting fishing and watching porn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 ah sure its only one step up from sperm donors, wudnt worry - and if it did happen there would probably be a big increase in girl on girl porn to satisfy the larger market Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windy Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 the news said scientists made sperm in a lab........ big wow, i made some in the shower this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 the news said scientists made sperm in a lab........big wow, i made some in the shower this morning. as long as you dont say it was in a dalmatian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floating Chamber Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 It's true! Just seen them swimming. BUT, they're all black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeinVA Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 It's true! Just seen them swimming. BUT, they're all black. Aye, i see you have found the extra stout man gravy at TESCO's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 (edited) It's the Tesco Value Man Gravy that worries me That'd be chav juice then. Probably be able to get it in Brighthouse on terms and endorsed by Jezza Kyle. Edited July 9, 2009 by DaveK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J@mes Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 I shouldn't worry, they still need a man about to "teach them a lesson" every so often! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Yes brothers. Turn to the pastor for guidance and read your KJV. Women will always need their betters to discipline them. Disciplining themselves would be tantamount to self pleasuring. ............. and we know what pastor Ezekiel thinks of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 (edited) the news said scientists made sperm in a lab........big wow, i made some in the shower this morning. Bet yours was a lot quicker as well. You self pleasuring sinner. Edited July 9, 2009 by DaveK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Yes brothers. Turn to the pastor for guidance and read your KJV. Women will always need their betters to discipline them. Disciplining themselves would be tantamount to self pleasuring. ............. and we know what pastor Ezekiel thinks of that. yep, but brother babby's opinion is a bit more entertaining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Holliday Posted July 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Now the masculine lezzer can really be manly Are you happy to see me or is that a pocket of man gravy in your pocket Always makes me laugh how there's always a geezer type and a wifey type. I did a job last year for a couple of birds. As I walked up to do the quote one of them was out the front sanding down a big block of oak with a Black & Decker mouse sander (typically female logic) and I remeber thinking "You must be the bloke then". As it happens they were really nice birds. Not that I thought otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeinVA Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 I shouldn't worry, they still need a man about to "teach them a lesson" every so often! Oh yes, the rule of thumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeinVA Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Always makes me laugh how there's always a geezer type and a wifey type. I did a job last year for a couple of birds. As I walked up to do the quote one of them was out the front sanding down a big block of oak with a Black & Decker mouse sander (typically female logic) and I remeber thinking "You must be the bloke then". As it happens they were really nice birds. Not that I thought otherwise. If they served you dinner i sure hope you stayed away from the pudding with the TESCOS WHITE gravy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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