beretta Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 this saturday chard against nickyt. :yp: who will win?? the up and coming magazine writer :blink: or the cunning old fox the pressure is on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicky T Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 (edited) Apparently Chard has even arranged cheerleaders and Anni and Yellow Bear are taking bets on proceedings Edited August 6, 2009 by Nicky T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeymagic1969 Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Apparently Chard has even arranged cheerleaders I have heard Magman is one of the above said chee leaders and will be wearing a nice short skirt and crop top combo :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catamong Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Perhaps Chard will bring along his mates from Worsley, the visually impaired scorers, that way they won't see any of Nicky's chips..?? Cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Got to back the big fella on this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 (edited) They're not cheerleaders. I've been training them in barracking. Like a barbers shop choir. We've got tenors, baritones, the whole works. Yellow Bear's bringing his drum kit and squeeze box We've even got one of the Essex boys come up for this. MC will be present, brandishing his Blaser F3. I'm not sure Worsley is ready for this :blink: :hmm: Edited August 6, 2009 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beretta Posted August 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 heard a whisper the red arrows are on standby for a victorious flyby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 heard a whisper the red arrows are on standby for a victorious flyby. :blink: Quite right too. The boys from the Coldstream Guards may be up for a spot of Trooping of the Colour too, I hear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beretta Posted August 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 how many points on the handicap do you get each?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Perhaps Chard will bring along his mates from Worsley, the visually impaired scorers, that way they won't see any of Nicky's chips..?? Cat. If he is that good then there shouldn't be any chips, Still he can always bully the ref's into giving him the benefit of the doubt. I am going to ensure a good clean fight, and to heckle Nicky T in true Essex Stylie. CCCOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEE Nicky :blink: Chard, I wasn't bringing anything as valuable as my F3 anywhere near Manchester, I have heard they will steal your fillings if you smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 how many points on the handicap do you get each?? My handicrap is 5, Nick's is 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Handicaps don't count, the REAL winner should be on gunscore alone. Mind you that does mean that Nicky T has to beat the Chardmeister by 5, that is something he will never do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 If he is that good then there shouldn't be any chips, Still he can always bully the ref's into giving him the benefit of the doubt. I am going to ensure a good clean fight, and to heckle Nicky T in true Essex Stylie. CCCOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEE Nicky :blink: Chard, I wasn't bringing anything as valuable as my F3 anywhere near Manchester, I have heard they will steal your fillings if you smile. They won't know an F3 is valuable man. It's got a black action. It's only the high-bling stuff that's worth the money, innit. Carved game scenes with solid gold inlay. They're the ones you want. Blue flashing lights down the rib, you know the sort of thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Handicaps don't count, the REAL winner should be on gunscore alone. Mind you that does mean that Nicky T has to beat the Chardmeister by 5, that is something he will never do. Blimey, you Essex boys. It means I've got to beat Nick by 5. He gets 9 added to his score, I only get 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MM Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 hope Chard wins. I cant be listening to his war stories all sat night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 My F3 doesn;t have a black action, mine is an original one with the bronze coloured action. It does have a red glowy bead on the end of the barrels. How many cartridges am I going to need for this gig? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Sorry, I got that all wrong, maths never was my strong point. yes you are right Chard you do have to beat him by 5. Don't worry, I do the scoring or button pushing. A few random pairs will put him off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 hope Chard wins. I cant be listening to his war stories all sat night. :blink: I won't be staying the night . I don't do that on the first date What sort of girl do you think I am? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 (edited) My F3 doesn;t have a black action, mine is an original one with the bronze coloured action. It does have a red glowy bead on the end of the barrels. How many cartridges am I going to need for this gig? You might have to tone that bead down, they could spot that from Salford. Stick a bit of chewing gum over it Well, the monthly club comp that our gig coincides with is 100 birds. So bring more than that. Depends if you want another bash on Sunday before you go back to the Land of the White Stiletto :blink: Edited August 6, 2009 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Jeezz, You don't take hints very well do you? You were meant to answer "Don't worry about cartridges, as our guest from the south we will supply you with some" :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Jeezz, You don't take hints very well do you? You were meant to answer "Don't worry about cartridges, as our guest from the south we will supply you with some" :blink: You can **** right off, you Southern shandy-drinking handbag It's the tradition oop North, that when you come to stay, you come bearing gifts. Nothing major, just a token gesture (something like a DT10 would suffice) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicky T Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 Handicaps don't count, the REAL winner should be on gunscore alone. Mind you that does mean that Nicky T has to beat the Chardmeister by 5, that is something he will never do. Fighting talk hey Does that mean you're joining in for a cheeky side wager? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beretta Posted August 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 have we got any odds on this?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicky T Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 have we got any odds on this?? I reckon you'd make the perfect bookie B - any suitable pictures Cat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 have we got any odds on this?? There both odd , what you on about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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