Chard Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Nooooo - that's the other one, although it does cause confusion from time to time. I'm sure he gets sent all of my prize money all the time He has an e on the end of his name though and is in B clarse, so there is a distinction I find all that very hard to swallow You have a habit of saying you can't make it to a shoot, then you turn up at the eleventh hour and try to do a hit and run on the prize pot. I know your sort. You did that in the Police Shoot at Worsley, but you just couldn't hack those Worsley floppers and droopers :( Back Door Bertie, that's you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulos Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 I find all that very hard to swallow You have a habit of saying you can't make it to a shoot, then you turn up at the eleventh hour and try to do a hit and run on the prize pot. I know your sort. You did that in the Police Shoot at Worsley, but you just couldn't hack those Worsley floppers and droopers Back Door Bertie, that's you You have found me out! Although "turn up at the eleventh hour and try to do a hit and run on the prize pot" is a slightly grandiose way of saying "turn up at the last minute once the hangover subsides and shoot like a load of poop!" Worsley ground me down I'm afraid. I started great but soon my eyes were clouded and sore from powdering clays drifting by the end of my barrels Back Door Bertie? Let's not go there! We all know you love your Bank Holiday Monday Catton Hall Rear Entry!! :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 You have found me out! Although "turn up at the eleventh hour and try to do a hit and run on the prize pot" is a slightly grandiose way of saying "turn up at the last minute once the hangover subsides and shoot like a load of poop!" Worsley ground me down I'm afraid. I started great but soon my eyes were clouded and sore from powdering clays drifting by the end of my barrels Back Door Bertie? Let's not go there! We all know you love your Bank Holiday Monday Catton Hall Rear Entry!! :o How very dare you! This could restart the War of the Roses You tarp-shooting bogtrotters are all the same. You think you can come on here and malign my AA status in public :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beretta Posted September 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 bogtrotters ey im with the assassin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulos Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 War of the Roses eh...? I am sure me and Beretta could muster a team together.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beretta Posted September 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 me and you could take these out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 (edited) War of the Roses eh...? I am sure me and Beretta could muster a team together.... You're just jealous because they've started up a new airline in recognition of my services to clay shooting Edited September 1, 2009 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicky T Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 War of the Roses eh...? I am sure me and Beretta could muster a team together.... Only problem is we'd never know until the day if you'd turn up or not At least Beretta's reliable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulos Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Only problem is we'd never know until the day if you'd turn up or not At least Beretta's reliable This is true...I rarely plan more than a day in advance...I don't even buy green bananas But such is the life of the impoverished student type - "If I have money, I will come"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Only problem is we'd never know until the day if you'd turn up or not At least Beretta's reliable Beretta's retired from shooting again He hasn't shot since the Welsh Open Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beretta Posted September 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 with a manc pilot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 This is true...I rarely plan more than a day in advance...I don't even buy green bananas :( Splendid turn of phrase. Is that a Yorkshireism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beretta Posted September 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 dont need practice and im out this weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulos Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Beretta doesn't know it yet, but he is shooting the 100 Reg Sportrap on the 4 October It is also the Lancashire Championships, so a good one for all you hotpot-swilling, blackpool rock-eating cockle pickers!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 with a manc pilot This is the co-pilot, Abdul from Moss Side He knows his onions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 dont need practice and im out this weekend Ah yes, you're off to Suffick aren't you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beretta Posted September 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 yip you doing the skeet on 13th at noectc paulos (saturday) noe champs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 yip you doing the skeet on 13th at noectc paulos (saturday) noe champs He won't know yet, it's a green banana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulos Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Not sure about the skeet The North of England Sporting is on the week after so might save my money and do that one...as Chard says though, it is a green banana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beretta Posted September 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 think its a red herring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Could be a hot potato Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulos Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Or a damp squib Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anni Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 I got my name on the doveridge score sheet :D I'm now taking names for my entourage I wish I could get involved in the war of the roses but im from cheshire. Apparently I could take all you roses sniffers anyway B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 (edited) I got my name on the doveridge score sheet I'm now taking names for my entourage I wish I could get involved in the war of the roses but im from cheshire. Apparently I could take all you roses sniffers anyway B) Why isn't your score on the Doveridge scoresheet? I saw your name (just under Mr Beastall and above Mr Cockings :D ) But it gives the score as 0. I thought you hit a couple I'm not in Lancashire either actually, so I'll be a conscientious objector in the War of the Roses Edited September 1, 2009 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anni Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Not sure why it is'nt on there Maybe something to do with being unclassified You really would have thought they would liked to have put my 99 on there B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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