Killjoy Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Thank you James. I'm not after a 'is it right or wrong' moral thread, it's all just a bit of FUN, though i think there's 1 or 2 folks on here who severly lack this emotion. (oh and as for the "I bet these idiots are too young to remember 'Wolf, Wolf!" I'm 42 with a wicked sense of HUMOUR)Just little things like when i was in the other night i got my mates I.D badge and couloured in a beard and glasses on his photo, anything to make work i little brighter Keep 'em coming i say You sound like the kind of bloke id get along with, dont take life to seriously and game for a laugh... What is wrong with some people, who gives a rats **** if its morally wrong, so is ******** one of your employee's, but people do it dont they!!!!! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guinea Fowl Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 At my place of work we have a bit of fun to, like hiding someone`s car keys or mobile when they leave it in the the open, or we have to put on safety boots at work so the night before we will fill someone`s with water. It is such an ***** walking around with a wet sock But my best one is, is to open a window or a door with a magnetic sensor just after the supervisor have lock up all the doors and inspected the building, so when we go home and she sets the alarm and lock up the alarm goes off, and she have to go and inspect every door and widow again and it`s a really big building. By the time she gets everything locked up we are home already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cushat Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 when i was in the other night i got my mates I.D badge and couloured in a beard and glasses on his photo, Ha ha ha. Priceless. Where did you dream that one up from? I bet he was in stitches. 42 you say? Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 BORING ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ^_^ Oh and we don't get paid for call outs, my mate walks to work as he only lives round the corner and whats it too the security but a mere free phone call. LIGHTEN UP MATE IT MAY NEVER HAPPEN. Just face it i'm happy you're sad. Everyone lived happily ever after THE END You still havent posted your companys name and address and telephone number yet . Now that would be funny . Miserable old Harnser,come on give me a laugh . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killjoy Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Ever hilti gun'd someone's rigger boot to the floor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codling99 Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Ever hilti gun'd someone's rigger boot to the floor? i nail my mates steel toe cap boots to a bench .....when i was in college at 16 . was funny at time,also poured some 3-1 oil in um too,so he had oily feet when he got them off bench lol,payback for sawdust in me sandwich box ,kids hey !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha Mule Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Filled a mates styrofoam coffee cup with paperclips once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenn Posted September 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 You still havent posted your companys name and address and telephone number yet . Now that would be funny . Miserable old Harnser,come on give me a laugh . So you're now saying you'd GRASS me up to my work, get me sacked, lose my house, kids going short, Etc, Yeah your true colours are really showing through. Kill joy and a GRASS the list is getting longer by the day, what will tomorrow bring??? I can't really see what your problem is, what started off as a bit of harmless fun seems to have really wound you up. But in my book a GRASS is lower than scum, end of story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Keep it friendly chaps. ZB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libs Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 So you're now saying you'd GRASS me up to my work, get me sacked, lose my house, kids going short, Etc, Yeah your true colours are really showing through. Kill joy and a GRASS the list is getting longer by the day, what will tomorrow bring??? I can't really see what your problem is, what started off as a bit of harmless fun seems to have really wound you up. But in my book a GRASS is lower than scum, end of story. See what I mean, TERRIFIC BANTER OF THE HIGHEST QUALITY. So did you think of any more ways to trip the system or do you still require the massed brains of pw? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 (edited) used to dip the earpiece of my mates headset in ink and put big blobs of vaseline on the start button on his pc oh and cupboard door handles are great fun, if you remove the scre holding the handle on and replace it with a straightened paperclip so the handle sits in the normal position... Edited September 11, 2009 by babbyc1000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libs Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 used to dip the earpiece of my mates headset in ink and put big blobs of vaseline on the start button on his pc oh and cupboard door handles are great fun, if you remove the scre holding the handle on and replace it with a straightened paperclip so the handle sits in the normal position... Lemon slices in the ear defenders, cannon balls in cartridge bags, cruedly attonated shooting times mags..... just makes the day fly by at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Lemon slices in the ear defenders, cannon balls in cartridge bags, cruedly attonated shooting times mags..... just makes the day fly by at work apart from all the usual office games - who can spin in their chair the longest, and who can make the best helmet out of office supplies i failed that one, i used some of the big bubble wrap stuff (20cm by 20 cm air filled bags), thought it would work but i got knocked unconcious by a paper bin wielding granny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 So you're now saying you'd GRASS me up to my work, get me sacked, lose my house, kids going short, Etc, Yeah your true colours are really showing through. Kill joy and a GRASS the list is getting longer by the day, what will tomorrow bring??? I can't really see what your problem is, what started off as a bit of harmless fun seems to have really wound you up. But in my book a GRASS is lower than scum, end of story. No I wouldnt grass you up so that you lose your house and make your kids go short . You are the one who will be responcible for the loss of your job not me by your juvenile actions . I just thought that it would be fun to actually see who you work for and it would make me laugh . But you wouldnt understand a more mature sense of humor may be when you actually grow up you will see where I am coming from . Harnser . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenn Posted September 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 No I wouldnt grass you up so that you lose your house and make your kids go short . You are the one who will be responcible for the loss of your job not me by your juvenile actions . I just thought that it would be fun to actually see who you work for and it would make me laugh . But you wouldnt understand a more mature sense of humor may be when you actually grow up you will see where I am coming from . Harnser . Do i detect a little 'back tracking' here to save face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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