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Mrs Sweepy, I think that I understand why you don't want to say too much. Coming from Essex, the nature of your new venture does not take a Sherlock Holmes to uncover. You wish, in the manner of a modern day Florence Nightingale, to offer assistance to the degenerates from your area. In particular, Bob and the members of the Essex Mafia are in dire need of help. You no doubt think that shame will prevent them from coming forward to seek treatment for their vile perversions. But the first step in overcoming their problem is to admit that they have a problem. Simply be bold, and call the new venture "Doggers Anonymous". Robert

A plank would have done a better job. Dull beyond comprehension. Robert

First one I've ever watched (can't stand sport) but I was amazed at the skill displayed by both competitors. They also seemed very civil and gracious, which makes a welcome change from the ape-like behaviour of many "sportsmen". Robert

Absolutely . Cherrelle Laquonda Crysttalle etc etc. Do your children a favour - name them after a saint, their grandfather, King Arthur, anything other than an American rap "star", a luxury car, or your favourite tipple. And why oh why all these ludicrous spellings? The correct spelling has been good enough in many cases for hundreds of years. Your offspring does not merit a new one. Robert

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Tax return. Can get it / do it online. www.hmrc.gov.uk Robert

I'm just polite and friendly and make it perfectly clear that I'm not interested. It takes less than a minute to get them off the phone. On the rare occassions this does not work, receiver goes down at 61 seconds. Robert

I can't stand the miserable little squit and can't for the life of me fathom why anyone who isn't Scottish cares what he does. He made his sentiments about the English perfectly clear, regardless of whatever back-pedalling he then engaged in to avert a PR disaster. These kind of cheap "anyone but the English" jibes are a disgrace (particularly in view of the massive subsidies paid to support Scotland) and would be considered racist if uttered against any other nation, with the possible exceptions of America and Israel. I for one am very pleased that Nadal won so convincingly and with such flair. As for our pampered and deluded sports "stars", they seem to me to be as useless as most things British these days. The only things in Britain that seem to work properly are the Armed Forces, despite the best efforts of successive governments to destroy them. Nice to have a little rant so early in the day. Thanks Cranners. Robert

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DF, you've definitely got the right picture for your avatar . When was it taken? Welcome back. As Mung says, stick around - all in all, this seems to be a pretty good forum, and it's a shame to let little gripes get in the way. Robert

Please tell us you've banged your head and you're not thinking straight? Muteley I have banged my head HARD to many times to count but I do enjoy watching fraggles losing it LB Robert

No-one wants to hear about your disgusting weekend activities Chard . There should be no problem as long as you're sensible about it. And please be considerate and pick up your empties. Robert

I've been watching the "Commission" programmes - Jesus Christ Almighty. What a bunch of utter and total chumps. Cherie Blair in particular. Her reaction to the very impressive Ray Lewis was disgraceful - virtually the only person with anything worthwhile to say, and certainly the only one who had achieved anything of practical value, he was treated abysmally. It was abundantly clear that anything that didn't fit it with the "Commission's" absurd politically correct prejudices was to be dismissed out of hand. Robert

Good post Harnser. Robert

You mean that we're not forced to read everything ? Robert

Happy birthday John. Robert

Many happy returns, hope you have a great birthday. All the best, Robert

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What about sending all the the fit criminals between the ages of 21-40 up to suffolk and serve out there sentances during hard labour painting my shed? All of them? Must be a big shed. Are you sure it's not a Brick-Built Workshop? Robert

A right is only a right if it is defended, merely declaring that someone has certain rights does not guarantee them. Capital punishment after due process is part of that defence. You are much more likely to lose your right to life in Britain today than you were when we had capital punishment. Your argument does put people in danger - innocent people. It protects the wicked and dangerous. As the for the police station - I have said that above all I value the rule of law. Robert

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