jimdfish

Highlander and martincavie, Do you really suspect, even for a minute that I would be trapping and eating native crayfish. If yes, curl your fingers into a fist and strike yourself in the face with it until at least a modicum of common is bashed in. Native crayfish do not come to traps, check with the EA if you dont believe me, and secondly have you ever actaully seen a native crayfish. Very small indeed. Now as a big fat bloke I could probably eat almost all of the remaining native crayfish in Britain in one sitting and still have room for honey glazed osprey. All others, i will keep plugging at the traps and let you know. I did find a lot in moult in the summer months under rocks whereas there are none therer now. I am wondering if during the moult they move from the "colony" to shelter under rocks to prevent them being predated by the other crayfish. I also found an obvious dining place where an animal has been eating them on a ledge under the waterfall. I have sat for ages trying to see it to no avail. What do you reckon, Mink or otter? jimDfish

Nix on the trap checking Im sure. It would be nice to think I had cleared the weir of them, but I doubt it. We did have more success in the summer months last year admittedly. I will go back tonight and check a gain JDF

I have been using the same spot for trapping crays for some time now and this year there is Nada. Not a one. Do they slow down in cold water? Are they breeding? advice pleaae. JDF

rockers hav' had 'em

do any members have a decathlon near them? the gun cabinets (6 gun) are only 80 quid with hidden hinges and thicker gauge than my own cabinet. have any members run into any trouble with their FLO's with these cabinets? Answers quick as you like please JDF

YP, as usual your astuteness astound's me. he charges a quid for a pee then sprays you with a scent so feminine in its make up that you missus leaves in a cab without you. "Signature scent" he says, "lovely" he says. When have we men been prevailed to tip a man who stand in the toilet and sprays us with with perfume? Punch him in the face. It is the only answer. i live in inner city Manchester and I have never been so blatantly mugged. I was in Newcastle under lyme the other day(the revolution bar) and it cost me three quid for a pee. I have been due to a fishing match understandingly( insurance discrepancy) detained in NUL by the boys in blue and it cost me nowt.( good food,no crusts) Free brekke. No cool water or Paco robanne. If a bog troll tempts to his corner drink the aftershave, pee in his bucket and wipe your backside on his towel.He wont give you a mint imperial i can tell you that right now. I mean, what sort of bloke makes his living in blokes toilets( LB doesnt have to answer) JDF

come on. whats a bogtroll? jdf

i know the answer. A bog troll. can anyone tell me the question? JDF p.s those of an age where alcholic consumption in registered premises may have met one

how much are they? Jim

Thankyou. Tonight Matthew I am going to very very drunk. Huzzaa. Jim P.S very very very squiffy indeed

i have a raptor, an MP153 and a 302. If I had to have one in the jungle it would be the MP153. When I first got it is tripped it down and once put back together i was left with a thick washer and a pin. 200 shots later i stripped it down and put them back in. 40000 shots and counting and never a problem. Jim

saw farmer at weekend. Asked for more land on existing permission. Farmer said No. Downer. Then farmer says i can have land two miles away, only twenty five acres but stuffed with everything. Upper. Plans to go out yesterday and on way trashed car. Downer. No more uppers!! If anyone wants to give me some free stuff to restore the balance please email me. Please dont offer rubbish as I am feeling fragile. Must be tipper topper grade a1 stuff whatever it is. My yin is out of balance with my yan so I am reaching out for you all to offer me stuff that is not Tat. Jim P.S Castoffs are fine as long as they are in very good nick P.P.S all beer is good. Even DAB beer that is bad spelt backwards

50 birds for 9 quid, felt wads only, size 7 is the largest permissible shot

its 9 quid for the Sundays and the price for the Saturday still has to be confirmed as we are putting on a barbeque as well or doing a deal with the local to geta meal afterwards.

Hi all posters, On the 2nd of June I am running a corporate day at my very own shoot in Macclesfield. Very informal and beautiful surroundings and we can adjust the birds to suit should you so wish. We have challenging rabbits and the most unique walk up ever.Give me a mail if you are interested. Jim P.S we are open on the second Sunday of every month as well

see that Cock pub. Is it still going or not. Cannot find 'owt about ti on the net. Please let me know. jim

i do not even for a minute believe that there is a peice of meat that gordon could not handle. Jim

UGLY fish?? Im on the ragged edge now, close to snaPPIN SOMEONES HAVInG A PROPER SHILLACKING, theres no such thing as an ugly fish. No idea what the previous posts were about but dont insult the FISH JDF

In the great North west i am experiencing flocks of pigeons the like of which have never been seen for eons. 2-300 strong flights are regular. i must be getiing 3-4000 over my flightlines daily. Is it the strong acorn harvest boosted the birds numbers or the mild winters. Also getting alot of widgeon inland as well. Funnily thogh my snipe have not shown but the migratory woodcock are out inforce on my shoot. Usually have 40-50 pair of snipe on my land but nothing has shown Jim

busier is a *******' word, where have you all come from? 47 and counting, finish this sentence in less than 20 words I should not be on a forum what with it being friday night and really must find a girlfriend because: JDF. I am ok because the wife is ugly shes gone out with Gloria. Gloria is drop dead, I mean really fit, so there. it DOES not apply to me. Allright. Got a problem? Dont make me angry mf. jdf looking at the names I see one of you is called head or nothing. Gloria says " fancy a date?" JDF

BIG FAT BLOATER. He eats everything dead mincer like along with his "friend". OOOhh, just take a tiny nibble Gordon and then exaggerate all mouth movements like your Jilly *******' Goolden. Cant afford a Hotel Ray? Well I can. I dont want to live outdoors eating cack. I can skin a rabbit with the best of them but sleeping outdoors is for tramps. You are just a fat stone age big issue seller. Not today Tubby Yeh, and another thing If I told the wife I was getting dressed up like Baden Powells "special friend" and going camping with Gordon who is camper than a jamboree she would leave me. I mean why does he have to wear "short" shorts. Its obscene. Jim P.S FAT FAT FAT FAT. p.s and obscene

busy little bee, aint she. JDF

2nd sunday of the month. 50 birds sporting no website soup( pea and ham) available as well as tea and coffee not registered Very friendly indeed, pepole who are up there own ar#es need not attend, we are a shoot ran by friends for friends and anyone who is friendly is by consequence our friend, very challenging birds with perhaps the best and most unique walked up stand you will ever encounter. Please mail me for further details

Jims shoot is on this Sunday. walker Barn just outside of Macc near teggs nose quarry. Its great. JDF

I can strongly recomend Jims own shooting ground in Macclesfield. Its great. Jim