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ditchman

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  1. try being gay for a change....the mrs might like a rest as you have been so busy on them long winter evenings
  2. some weird jobs here.............another of my jobs was piglet castrator.............christ i used to stink....never had problems pulling birds tho...clothes used to reek of testicle fluid...
  3. you work as a team...there is turkey wrestler..(he holds it on the milking stool) the "fluffer-up"....he gets the stag nice and sexy...then with a swift upward movement with his right thumb squeezes the *** out.... the "milk sucker"...which is a test tube with a long and a short pipe in it...you put one in your mouth ..to suck....then the other one...the short pipe.. sucks up the ***... so there you go ..
  4. used to work 4 days a week on a turkey farm..(Lawrence Mack pot row nr Kings lynn)....as a "!Turkey milker"............i used to get some serious stick off my mates ...but the money was good...
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    Gout !!!!!!!

    strange observation here...........i have been suffering from painful joints...for nearly 10 years...put it down to the life i once lived....made sure i had bad reumatism....i woke in pain everyday...headaches at night.....endless rennies....pain in chest.........awful pain in my toe joints........and a lot of other nasty problems........ i have been on a totally gluten free diet for 8 days now.........and every single symptom that i had has gone...most of the pain went in 36hrs...and i havt felt this totally pain free in many years..... looking at what causes gout and some of gouts symptoms.........maybe there is a connection between gluten intollerance and gout......just a thought
  6. has paul mcartny still got anything to do with Mull ?
  7. i would love to have a lathe and a milling machine..............i always have to borrow my mates..
  8. is that freestanding or rested....................if it is rested there is something seriously wrong....you say it is desieling ?........so some muppet has decieded to give it a good oil then ???.......get it cleaned ..serviced...then fire it......those HW's dont fire around courners...they fire straight
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    Gout !!!!!!!

    what causes gout ?...........is the type of food ...lifestyle.....just one of those things....genetic....i thank my lucky stars ive never had it.........touch wood..
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    world cup

    i do hope everyone has had their rabis injections............. been watching the ice cream seller.."renaldo"............is it me or is he a bit "leary"......he seems to be a very strange person....come back vinni jones....good honest fouls and lots of gonad squeezing................they were the days ..
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    world cup

    i see "louis the rabid dog surez"..hant bitten anyone yet in this world cup...
  12. its just sooo difficult to get good staff now-a-days...........i suppose we must continue to muddle thro'
  13. did you make the lathe or buy it ?
  14. run out of cartridges AGAIN.............is this a part of some cunning ploy.?
  15. i was thinking that a good old burn out...will revitilise the moor.....obviously not the areas where people live or earn their living..............or am i being a bit too optimistic ?
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    Horse fly bites

    you think horse fly are bad ................just wait until you get bitten by a bloody Tetse fly..........its like someone slowly pushing a glowing red hot needle into you..............
  17. did you notice i used your "gigglepin"..........it fitted just right
  18. i will have you know my hide net was made out of "very respectable ladies"......
  19. so ere' we are again.......... punched out drill hole drilled with titanium bit as the set screw was harden steel chamfered hole for rivet to expand made rivet/pin do you like my anvil...made it for the knife making in the autumn cut off to length ..pin peened over and cleaned up catch too long dissasemble cut back refit end of the barrel level with catch now will now drill locating hole in barrell when everything is lined up................i have to do this first as i will be fitting the diopter sight and need to know the correct height to set it at.......... so there you go..quite pleased with that...it makes a nice pleasant solid "click" when it is pressed into position and is nice and tight....with the catch sliding slick as snot...
  20. facing me in the hide with the wind in my face........................MMMMMmmmmmmm AAAAhhhhhhhhhhhh
  21. right this is my effort last night............... fit and sand piece of pipe to fit the set screw (pipe from seagull outboard motor water pipe semi stainless) flux parts silver solder clean and shape...you can see the different metals clean up and polish catch...(it wasnt smooth enough) cut set screw to length put in cramp ..(ready for drilling and rivet....i will rivet not put a roll pin in) the last pic is the cut and soldered set screw...cramped in position ready for drilling.....and even tho i say it myself looks okay....i will blue it up when i finish...
  22. watching this with interest................ is it possible that as its not new...........someone before you has put an even stronger spring in than is needed.............i suggest you get someone to chrono' it to see what it is throwing out.............should be 11.5-11.8ish... these are very accurate weapons and if you are getting 3" groups @30 yards resting on a table or on the car....something is definatly not right...my old 30 year old hw77 can get 10mm groups all day long at 30 yards benchrested on the landrover bonnet................. chrono' it first...........
  23. i have just finished working in da shed................i feel 120% better now since i have been diagnosed with celiac's desease..........and have started 5 days ago my 100% gluten free diet...i have my health back and looking forward to catching up on all my little jobs....i havnt worked in the shed at 9.30 at night for 6 or 7 years so i will post the pics up of the conversion from a Mk2 to a Mk3 tomorrow morning...(or thye first bit anyway...come out quite nice).....
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