ditchman

now that is something to remember...

i saw her interveiwed on look east last night............she used to be a regular guest on the "chew the fat show" on sky a long ways back.... her carreer has gone really slow and to stop recently....so i rekon she started this firestorm on purpose to kick start her career again...on the advice from her agent...... i think she is totally oblivious to the harm she has ....is causing to her colour....i dont think she really cares....all she has done is increase the vote of the national front...and hardened normal folks views................ i really think she has a case to answer.....it would take a good lawyer to topple her........all this poo storm she has started is purley for her own benifit...

you are nearly there ...clic' back to "pigeon shooting tips" and look under (clic) on "how to set a decoy pattern"...pinned notice start off there..

very very nice...................

i heard that... .....NOT

you are in deep du-du then...

That is excellent.....to sit there and knock them down like that with a 410 hush'............great stuff

ive often heard.....this from a woman ...."if its got wheels or testicles, you just know its going to be trouble"..........

off hire her and sub-contract some in...

dash it all freudian slip......

are you desperate to keep the spare wheel on the back door ?

who is going to do the sign writing on the side van panels ?

it need a winch whats that black poo-poo strip along the bottom of the doors..? black plastic off the roof dont do any stripes dont paint it autumn filth dont fiddle with the engine dont fiddle with the electrics put a decent gun rack in it dont put any fany spots on the roof bet you are thinking of putting a bloody snorkel on this should be interesting ....(for a while) PS cant help you on this one its all tooo modern..

oh i see now................do they turn up with wweeeddd...

you've lost me........... dont understand that.....think ive spent too much time on the marrige guidence thread....i need to start and aclimatise myself back to normality

i tell now ............you take your life into your own hands baring all on this here forum...

if she is the girl i think she is...she is very tidy...........but the end of the story was ...that this underkeeper apparently found out at the pub one night ...that this here sexy girl was making enquiries at the local school as to taking in her child...(which he never knew about).....so he had this confirmed and kicked her out ! what a twisted web we weave eh !.........

wernt me guv'ner...'.onest.......................but i will tell you that is very much a true story...happened about 4 years ago..................he went from the sublime to the ridiculous... kicked her out then went onto "plenty of fish.com"...........found this bloom who wanted it 3 times every night....ended up with a warning from his boss as he was late for work and his eyes were like pee holes in the snow ...

so you are telling us "you didnt have a pot to pee in"...

are you seeing a side of your good lady that has always been there ?....a person i know who is involved in the gamekeeping world had a similar problem...but had 3 children....DNA tests proved that only 1 of them was his.....apparently when he was out late at night fox shooting....she was being rogered sensless................ you never can tell eh !.............

in scotland i think they call the finish Harling...

great for the tickly bits

i rekon the worst thing you can do is tell the farmer..............some of the landowners i know...will get shirty and ban everyone..( lot of farmers have a very short fuse and a lot of problems to deal with...they see pigeons shooters getting enjoyment out of their land when they are in debt up to the eyeballs)..............approach the bloke who did it and just politly tell him to take his rubbish home with as you dont like to go around clearing up after him...........

something is amiss.............whats said is said....and difficult to undo... edit........ had a think about this....and auntie ditch say's.. "its been 40 years since i had a joint....so it is not catching......why dont you sit down with the mrs and share a nice fat joint together ?....you well get really mellow....slag each other off and laugh till you both cry.....then get really hungry and have a mega BBQ" that will do a darn sight more good and sense , rather that an hour at the marrige guidence office............. this is said in all seriousness and not jest...

the crew on warships in Nelsons time were multi cultural and definatly not slaves....the lived and died side by side with us....on one of the monuments at the base....it shows black and white folk together............. in recent times the thing that is most responsible for creating dishamony within our nation...have been the left wing pressure groups....just going stupid over peoples rights....if they had just left alone....asimilation within our soceity would have continued apace...as it is these "left wing pressure groups " have made things worse..............