Tom Janaway

Thanks, ill look that gun up. I had a look and it looks like quite a nice gun ( looks are everything ). i shall consider it many thanks tom

If you catch them i sugest a mindless beating to within an inch of there lives, and i would also take there wallets, altho i doubt if the go around doing that kinda thing they will actualy have any money at all. hope you catch those scum :unsure:

I've narrowed down my search to these two guns. http://www.gmk.co.uk/image.php?model=Urika...p;brand=beretta http://www.gmk.co.uk/image.php?model=Urika...p;brand=beretta I have to say i prefer the urika 2 gold, because im concerned about the plasticy feel of the urika 2 camo. wat are your sugestions, and can you recomend any other guns ( SEMI-AUTO ONLY ). thanks loads :unsure: Tom p.s ive only just realised i spelt should wrong in the title

I think each one is sold at a loss of about 2-3 million pounds per car, it was an enginering show case to show what they can do, but hey its still cheaper that running an f1 team. great pic's

awesome

My favourite film is layer cake, but thats not sutible for your childern. wat about chicken run or finding nemo?

sup dude and

nice gun mate

i think you should call it fluffymcbumplekins

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nice one

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:happybday: B) welcome to the site

My first shotgun was a bsa 12 bore side by side, it used to be my dads. my first kill was a pheasant which i shot on boxing day, i had a smile from ear to ear.

Thats one hell of a shotgun (not the one at the start, the one about 3 minutes in) and a cartridge that fires grenade type things B)

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A bus driver stopped at a bus stop and an old woman got on the bus and asked for a bus ticket. The bus driver replied " sure that will be £2.00 please". so the old woman starts to pay the driver in 1 pence coins. " 1p, 2p, 3p...". ive has enough of this thinks the bus driver, and he pushes the old woman out of the bus and runs her over. The police arest him and they strap him to an electric chair. He was asked his last request before he was to be killed and he replied that he would like a case of green banana's. They granted his request and then turned on the chair, but to there suprise nothing happened. they couldnt figure out why it didnt work, so they decided to let the bus driver go. The next day an old man get on the bus, asked for a ticket and then started to ramble on about the "good old days". the driver decided that he has had enough and pushes him out of the bus and runs him over. Yet again the police arest him and strap him to an electric chair. He was asked if he had a final request and he yet again said that he would like a case of green banana's. However this time they denied his request because they suspected that it was the reason the electric chair wasnt working. They turn on the chair but yet again the chair doesnt work. they ask the bus driver why it wasnt working and he replied .... I guess i'm just a bad conductor B) p.s sorry its so long.

Hi, i was a bit unsure at posting at first ( didnt want to break any rules ) so i just posted a few replies to the jokes people posted until i was more "confident" to post on other peoples topics.

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I agree i hate it when people trespass on our land, and the people who take there whipets out onto the stuble to catch rabbits, it's not there land they shouldnt be there. I have one story about a idiot with is well quite interesting. One of my friends was lamping rabbits, when he thought he saw a fox, he lifted his gun, but somthing didnt feel right so he didnt shoot it. The person next to him kept trying to convince him it was a fox but my friend was certian it wasnt. So they decide to go and see what it is. When they get there they find that it is a drunk guy wearing a foxtail hat. I know he was drunk but that is still incredibly stupid, and not to mention that he shouldnt have been trespassing in the first place, i hate trespassers so much :blink:

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