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Two nil up at half time!! More ***** cider!! The promised land awaits!!

Mrs at work - check Tramp fuel cider in stock - check Crisps - check Pizza on order for half time - check May the Saints go marching on to the promised land! Come on you reds!!!!!!

This old chestnut! N

"Remember that you are an Englishman and consequently have won first prize in the lottery of life." Cecil Rhodes 1853 Happy St George's Day God Save the Queen Nige

Hmmmmm?? And I thought LSD was no longer trendy? Nige

"A Day Out on The Norfolk Broads" N

Visage - Fade to Grey N

Oh look officer, genuine Iron Age skunk! N

They know, they know. Nige

No water, no fuel, no England captain, no England manager, and no jobs. I'd write a letter of complaint if I could afford a stamp. Nige

Quote: "my Mrs is happy" Nige

I attended some exhibition matches with him around '84/85 and sank a few ales with him, never tried to keep up though!! He used to drink Stella with a shot of voddy chucked in. I beat him once at the arrows fair and square with a 154 finish. My claim to fame!! RIP to a thoroughly nice bloke. Nige

Isn't 'bottle digger' a Norfolk term for an uphill gardener?? Just a thought N

Did I also mention that we have newts in the pond? One of them had a run-in with old Moby last week - pic below.....

Bodies

We have also been training up the frogs in the pond too. See below....... NB the person holding the iPhone is Chuck Norris N

Legend also has it that when big Moby was in the wild he head-butted a ship that got in his way called the Titanic causing a fair bit of damage. The media were told the ship had hit an ice berg to avoid mass public panic. True story! N

The water is free mate, the fish have peed in it. N

I've found 4 dump sites on my permission, an ex-stately home frequented by Jane Austen. Haven't dug them yet though. Nige

No takers then?? I'm mixing the batter and peeling the spuds as we speak. Mind you, double-hard Moby might take some catching, I might call Robson green for some help. Nige

I will give this thread 25 minutes or 12 replies - whichever expires soonest. Where's my popcorn....

I'm with u 2 on tht 1, txt tlk grips my ****. Oh what have I done!!! Seriously, when my daughter used to text me at work I had to give my phone to my young secretary to decode it.

12 pints of Guiness!!!! Your backside will be the black laser tomorrow! Nige

An Irish friend of mine is a telecoms engineer and he went to work for Orange. He handed his notice in after 6 weeks because they didn't do enough marching!! I'll get me coat.

I think this site is tolerant and moderated fairly. For opposite ends of the spectrum try THL where just about anything goes, or a certain air gun forum where they will impose a lifetime ban to the catacombs of hell for bad grammar!! Nige