the most important bit of kit

[stubby]

even though it looked like rain, I headed over my permission, as after working all week (nights) Im always looking forward to shooting, anyhow set up the blind and decoys and within minutes had my first bird, when I went to pick it up, it was a bloody feral

anyhow, its a clean bird, so ferret food, not alot was moving in the skies after that, the only "movement" I could feel was in my tummy

or to put it bluntly, I was touching cloth, did'nt want to run back to the milking sheds, leaving all my gear for the goats to eat, so scanned the area for "tissue" the closest I got was a bit of "vinyl wallpaper" off the rubbish pit,

 

so the most important bit of kit in my ARSEnal from now on, will be a roll of loo paper....

and note to self, dont touch the reggae reggae sauce again

 

finally got a single woody before heading for home

as I was driving back, it occured to me that I hadent checked the fox trap that morning at home, sure enough as I pulled up outside, my missus opened the door, with those sweet words I love to hear, "wer've got another fox in the trap

[BSA-airgunner]

vinyl wallpaper does it work :unsure:

[George1990]

Autumn is upon us. Can't beat a couple of fallen sycamore leaves. Or horse chestnut for that matter. Believe me, I speak from experience :unsure:

[Harnser]

Dock leaves .

Harnser .

[njc110381]

After spending all my working life outdoors and miles from toilets I've learned never to go out without kitchen roll, preferably bounty. Why kitchen roll? If it gets damp it still works, unlike toilet roll! If you don't want to take a whole fat roll you can cut it in half or even thirds with a bread knife :unsure:

 

One thing I learned early on is that comfrey is bad. It may feel soft to your hands, but it's like a hand full of brambles on your ****! Docks are ok, even grass if you're desperate, but no wild stuff comes even close to domestic comforts so it pays to remember your kitchen roll!

[Imperfection]

This is why i always take my dog for a reasonably long walk before i load car up so it encourages my bowels to empty before i set off. :unsure:

 

I dread needing a whoop out in a field.

[davie mac]

Bog roll is a must for shooting or fishing you never know when you will get caught short.

[stubby]

vinyl wallpaper does it work

 

it is a bit like the old skool loo paper IZAL, spreads rather than wipes :unsure:

[wymberley]

Anybody else remember the neatly cut squares of newspaper on a nail in the outside loo?

Cheers

[humperdingle]

A few baby wipes in a zip-lock bag is what you need... Cleans everything from your hands after debreasting pigeons to your krakatoa!

[Harnser]

After spending all my working life outdoors and miles from toilets I've learned never to go out without kitchen roll, preferably bounty. Why kitchen roll? If it gets damp it still works, unlike toilet roll! If you don't want to take a whole fat roll you can cut it in half or even thirds with a bread knife :unsure:

 

One thing I learned early on is that comfrey is bad. It may feel soft to your hands, but it's like a hand full of brambles on your ****! Docks are ok, even grass if you're desperate, but no wild stuff comes even close to domestic comforts so it pays to remember your kitchen roll!

 

There you go , an experianced out door commando .

Harnser .

[njc110381]

I wouldn't go as far as that H, the likes of Bear Grylls probably use stinging nettles and giant hogweed :unsure:

[Greenhunter]

Anybody else remember the neatly cut squares of newspaper on a nail in the outside loo?

Cheers

Yes I do!! I think its the reason most of my family suffered from heamero....?!!!! piles!!

Did yours have a flush... mine didn't

 

 

 

GH

[magman]

Anybody else remember the neatly cut squares of newspaper on a nail in the outside loo?

Cheers

 

And could quite easily do it to today's newspapers too

[njc110381]

And could quite easily do it to today's newspapers too

 

Can't argue with that comment! Best place for them I say

Edited October 17, 2009 by njc110381