mpk Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 what a **** taker while your getting up for WORK!!!!!!! hes in bed doing nothing . can you de-ice a car with a chain saw ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Dog Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 I have heard that an air horn is very good at de-icing windscreens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
utectok Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 I use hot water it's quiet and quick but turn on the windscreen wipers quickly so it won't freeze. Don't forget to set a few car alarms of before you leave for work though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vole Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 He gets paid to sleep and you have ruined his livelyhood temporarilly. I dont blame him. Why dont you quietly shove fivers through his letterbox and cut out all the beaurocracy. What bums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albertan_J Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 You definately should get a nice warm cuppa and sit in your car red lining it until your hot and toasty then drop it into gear with a little wheelspin you'll be smiling all the way to work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boromir Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Does your lazy neighbor make any noise when your going to bed? Just ignore him mate. Why dont you fit a big exhaust to your car rattle his windows as you go out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rascal_2005 Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 park on his driveway and do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWD Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Go to Car phone w/h buy a cheapo £7 phone and a tenners credit...and phone him every morning at 5.30 till the credit runs out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Bb Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 When you get up just pop a fan heater on an extension lead in to the car.Melts all the frost, doesn't disturb the neighbours and lets you drive off feeling all warm & toasty. But before you leave don't forget to rev your engine and toot your horn to wake up the skiving neighbour Also don't forget to unplug the fan heater! Isn't it a legal requirement to make sure that your horn works before each journey? Stop sniggering at the back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncan Posted January 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 Gentlemen i had a good laugh at your comments, certainly brightened my day up. Now i remember why i joined Pigeon Watch , have a good weekend people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 We have a family like that near us. Always the first to complain about everyone else around them. All on disability and have to use sticks to move around . Well that was untill we had snow Now i know am a bit of a dumb blonde But i would have thought in this weather if you where disable the last thing you would be doing is walking around on slippery paths unaided. Mind you like Sweepy say we the mugs that work silly hours to keep them. My god hark at me and am not even premenstrual. Thats next week Sweepy so you have been warned. xxxxFascistsuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thumpersniper Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 oooooo checky ******!!! the buying a cheap phone idea is a legend!! youve got to do something mate, just post his phone number on here and all of us who start at 4 or 5am will give him a ring every morning for a week or two! lucky i get a house with the job so dont have to scrape the car in the mornings, i stick the ignition on though to see the temp and 4 this mornin it was -12.5 according to the astra!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dick darstardly Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 I envy your restraint...im a very stubborn man and would probably build a chiller/garage to park my car in over night so that even in 30 deg C weather i can roll it out covered in ice and scrape away till my arms were sore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeignGadger Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 Redlining a cold engine might not be very wise, unless you sell it to him after..... FG You definately should get a nice warm cuppa and sit in your car red lining it until your hot and toasty then drop it into gear with a little wheelspin you'll be smiling all the way to work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 What a merchant banker!!! Have you ever tried scraping your car with a cd case, it squeels like a bitch!!!! You also need to rev the **** out of it to warm it up and that terrible cough you have MUST get worse in the cold!!! I would leave my stereo on full blast with some prodigy on it as i start the car so that it blasts out................what a ####!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncan Posted January 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 Evil calm down, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 Sorry but id be giving the state screwing tosssers hell right now......Im not a vindictive person i just hate chavs!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
here iam Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 (edited) He his probably jealous because you have got a nice car and a job Make me sick folk like that i work at a school and we have been open all week and have had parents complaining cos we stayed open And they have had to bring their Kids in while other schools have bailed out and been shut. Britain has gone soft a bit of snow ice and cold and the bloody place grinds to a halt . Any way glad you got to work like the rest of us mate Edited January 8, 2010 by here iam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper6 Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 PAY HIM AND HIS MRS 20 QUID TO SCRAPE THE CAR ONE MORNING............AND THEN SHOP THE DOLE SCROUNGING B####### TO THE DHSS FOR WORKING WHILST CLAIMING BENEFITS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabbit Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 Hi mate, am lost for words,your working to keep him he should be cleening your wind screen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juby trap Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 dont forget to do ALL the windows,then get your spade and scratch the ice off the drive, drag the wheely bin out remember its the wrong day take it back set your u caller onto magpie rattle pip your horn shout bye love and leave it with him. untill tommrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john deere Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 In the words of Catherine Tate; What A F###### Liberty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thumpersniper Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 dont forget to do ALL the windows,then get your spade and scratch the ice off the drive, drag the wheely bin out remember its the wrong day take it back set your u caller onto magpie rattle pip your horn shout bye love and leave it with him. untill tommrow classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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