poontang Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 i shot today got an 89+87 and should be leading colts tomorrow Nice shooting You'd probably do well at a ground like Hodnet? B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poontang Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 85+91 for me today, screwed up the morning cource big time! Nice shooting. You'd probably do well at a ground like Hodnet?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markio Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Poontang pimping again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmsy Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 i quite like hodnet, but would i be classed north or south lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tosspot Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Usual top day out cheers chaps, personally shot like a prune but hey ho 64 an 62 for a 126 Great to see some familiar faces and a few new ones, the Northern monkeys represented their end very well, top bananas to Chard and Anni Did anyone else notice them coverting our Southern strumpet, especially the Rottweiler and Janet Street-Porter Special mention to Markio and his red course score, well done chap, the memories of that cap will fade soon enough now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Usual top day out cheers chaps, personally shot like a prune but hey ho 64 an 62 for a 126 Great to see some familiar faces and a few new ones, the Northern monkeys represented their end very well, top bananas to Chard and Anni Did anyone else notice them coverting our Southern strumpet, especially the Rottweiler and Janet Street-Porter Special mention to Markio and his red course score, well done chap, the memories of that cap will fade soon enough now You got back quick, I thought you'd be up to no good in the Pease Pottage services :yp: B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 (edited) Blimey B) Congrats to Emmsy and HappyChappy, great scores there I rolled in with an 85 on the first course and a ******* 67 on the much harder second course, so 152 total. I completely ***** up the second course after dropping a few and convincing myself that I'd just blown a few quid prize money Instead of just plugging away, I ended up doing some mediocre shooting then dropped a further 17 birds on the last 4 stands, by which time I'd just about had enough Good to meet the usual suspects and a few new ones. It was good to meet Dangerous Dave and Poontang, though I didn't realise it was Poontang till half way home. Great to meet Markio too (and the 3 lovely ladies in his life ) Met 300 watt Bob at last. Nice bloke, must nag him into submission over returning to post on the forum. I put on about 48 stone at the Gutbuster Banquet at the Imperial Gook City. Roll on next year then Edited April 10, 2010 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tosspot Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 I detoured to wonderful quaint little hamlet called Rayleigh, to complete on that sale, my eyes have been opened to what a "pictuesque" part of the country you boys dwell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 I managed to spot this ******, unlike the last one I encountered on the road Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Ok i will ask what did Mung get ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beretta Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 all im going to say B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markio Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Great to meet Markio too (and the 3 lovely ladies in his life ) I forgot to say! My wife, daughter and sis-in-law final got there to see the last stand! The midget was particularly uninspired by the whole shooting affair despite my best efforts to show her what was going on. Bloody 3 year olds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anni Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Very disappointed 123 for me - 59 red and 64 black. Didn't seem to be able to focus at all today - didn't even know what i was doing in the stand. Still enjoyed the day and that's what counts i suppose Changing my name to despondentdave Nice to meet the Southern shandy boys I have no idea what any of you were saying but you all seemed to be happy anyway B) Don't be dispondent Bigweed we all had a bad day on are squad From the first clay to the very last I never saw you give up, or heard any silly and daft excuses. Just one of them days Good stuff. I shot around with 3 of the southern boys today, Tosspot, Broken man and Bigweed and I really enjoyed watching them battle away. Was Good to see Tosspot again but really not shooting like the last time I saw him at Doveridge where he put in a very good score As I was following Broken man into everystand on each course I soon realised that this guy can ******* shoot :o , Very anoying to watch him drop one on every stand on the first course. I even threatened to batter him with a big stick if he kept it up. He is a big lad to so it would have had to have been a ******* big stick Easily could have been a massive score from him today so I was pleasantly supprised to find we both came out with a 141. I really did **** up on the first in all honesty easy course, there was nothing there that I havn't hit a hundred times in the past Amature stuff really from me. Seemed to enjoy the harder second course but still dropped to many easy Gimme's. I'm way off really from where I would like to be but seem to understand what I am doing wrong. Many thanks to MC for putting me and Chard up for the night. Another good lad :yp: I actually have a suntan its like a big light bulb in the sky that is warm and bright sometimes there are no clouds :look: I'm glad to be home I'll be back next year for the Essex masters 2011. A very enjoyable shoot B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 I detoured to wonderful quaint little hamlet called Rayleigh, to complete on that sale, my eyes have been opened to what a "pictuesque" part of the country you boys dwell You're an Essex boy at heart I forgot to say! My wife, daughter and sis-in-law final got there to see the last stand! The midget was particularly uninspired by the whole shooting affair despite my best efforts to show her what was going on. Bloody 3 year olds! Yeah, I was almost put off the last stand having turned to see you're sis-in-law bent over picking something up. Have a word :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulos Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 I forgot to say! My wife, daughter and sis-in-law final got there to see the last stand! The midget was particularly uninspired by the whole shooting affair despite my best efforts to show her what was going on. Bloody 3 year olds! Will said sister-in-law be attending the N vs S shoot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markio Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Will said sister-in-law be attending the N vs S shoot? Doubtful, her comment at the end of the last stand was "So what happens now, do they all hang around comparing penis sizes?" God love her, with her tits and my wifes backside............ Whaaaaaaaaaaa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 with her tits that's exactly what the problem was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 So what happens now, do they all hang around comparing penis sizes?" Is she in her 30's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Doubtful, her comment at the end of the last stand was "So what happens now, do they all hang around comparing penis sizes?" God love her, with her tits and my wifes backside............ Whaaaaaaaaaaa. Opportunity missed - you should have blanked stand 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markio Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Opportunity missed - you should have blanked stand 11 I tried! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markio Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Are we all paying attention?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broken man Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Top day chaps.....I've a suntan too..... Was a bit worried as Anni was threatening to beat me if I missed one.... So I shot like a gay.....I like the pain! Roll on 2011 event Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 I tried! It was stand 5 instead wasn't it? Catamong is quiet, perhaps someone has got his tongue. Or maybe he is overawed by the standard of shooting today and is quietly worried that he won't be able to maintain the 1 clay a stand advantage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigweed Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 I rolled in with an 85 on the first course and a ******* 67 on the much harder second course, so 152 total. I found the black easier than the red but then again think i was somewhere else on the red course - especially the second half of it. Defo up for this next year Excellent score on the Red chard - well done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulos Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Blimey :look: Congrats to Emmsy and HappyChappy, great scores there I rolled in with an 85 on the first course and a ******* 67 on the much harder second course, so 152 total. I completely ***** up the second course after dropping a few and convincing myself that I'd just blown a few quid prize money :yp: Instead of just plugging away, I ended up doing some mediocre shooting then dropped a further 17 birds on the last 4 stands, by which time I'd just about had enough Good to meet the usual suspects and a few new ones. It was good to meet Dangerous Dave and Poontang, though I didn't realise it was Poontang till half way home. Great to meet Markio too (and the 3 lovely ladies in his life B) ) Met 300 watt Bob at last. Nice bloke, must nag him into submission over returning to post on the forum. I put on about 48 stone at the Gutbuster Banquet at the Imperial Gook City. Roll on next year then Well done I suppose. I expect I would have shot a couple of 90+ scores ******* coffin dodgers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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