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My fave quote happened on a saturday afternoon debrief in the pub .

 

One of the lads commented upon the "lady" i chose to spend a couple of hours with after the nightclub .

 

He claimed" she wor a pig ".

 

To which i retorted "owt will do to practise on , atleast i was'nt practicing on my hand like you last night ."

 

 

HHMMM was funnyer at the time than written down on here .

 

all the best yis yp :lol:

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A while ago, my good friend Cat was describing her lesbian encounter with another of my friends, Sam...

 

"When I went down on her, all I could think about was how she has the exact same ***** as me! It was like I was going down on myself, it was very confusing!"

 

Apparently the resemblance is uncanny.

 

Did you get any pics?

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No so much a quote, more an anecdote.

 

I visited my GP due to a excrucitating itchy scalp, he told me use Nizoral shampoo everyday, until it cleared up..anyone who has used this stuff will know how expensive it is, so I asked him if he would give me a prescription for it, he ummed and ahhed, looking at my notes and asked me if I still smoked, which is always bad news with my Dr, so being truthful told him I did.

 

Looking at my scalp again he said I should stop smoking, I asked him if it would help my skin on my head and he replied "No, but you'll be able to afford the shampoo"

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A while ago, my good friend Cat was describing her lesbian encounter with another of my friends, Sam...

 

"When I went down on her, all I could think about was how she has the exact same ***** as me! It was like I was going down on myself, it was very confusing!"

 

Apparently the resemblance is uncanny.

 

 

that intimates she can go down on herself, now if she can she sure could make a lot of money with the video :lol:

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A while ago, my good friend Cat was describing her lesbian encounter with another of my friends, Sam...

"When I went down on her, all I could think about was how she has the exact same ***** as me! It was like I was going down on myself, it was very confusing!"

Apparently the resemblance is uncanny.

 

 

As they say, this post is worthless without pictures!

 

:mad:

 

 

Nial.

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What I refer to as a "Babbage" moment:

 

'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.

 

He was a great deal brighter than me but I regularly suspect I know exactly how he must have felt (normally when dealing with people more senior to me in my work).

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No so much a quote, more an anecdote.

 

I visited my GP due to a excrucitating itchy scalp, he told me use Nizoral shampoo everyday, until it cleared up..anyone who has used this stuff will know how expensive it is, so I asked him if he would give me a prescription for it, he ummed and ahhed, looking at my notes and asked me if I still smoked, which is always bad news with my Dr, so being truthful told him I did.

 

Looking at my scalp again he said I should stop smoking, I asked him if it would help my skin on my head and he replied "No, but you'll be able to afford the shampoo"

quality :mad::cry1:

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