LeeinVA Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Today is tomorrow and you are worried about yesterday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WGD Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 I would like ot agree with you but then we would both be wrong OR Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 My fave quote happened on a saturday afternoon debrief in the pub . One of the lads commented upon the "lady" i chose to spend a couple of hours with after the nightclub . He claimed" she wor a pig ". To which i retorted "owt will do to practise on , atleast i was'nt practicing on my hand like you last night ." HHMMM was funnyer at the time than written down on here . all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyska Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 A while ago, my good friend Cat was describing her lesbian encounter with another of my friends, Sam... "When I went down on her, all I could think about was how she has the exact same ***** as me! It was like I was going down on myself, it was very confusing!" Apparently the resemblance is uncanny. Did you get any pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyska Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 No so much a quote, more an anecdote. I visited my GP due to a excrucitating itchy scalp, he told me use Nizoral shampoo everyday, until it cleared up..anyone who has used this stuff will know how expensive it is, so I asked him if he would give me a prescription for it, he ummed and ahhed, looking at my notes and asked me if I still smoked, which is always bad news with my Dr, so being truthful told him I did. Looking at my scalp again he said I should stop smoking, I asked him if it would help my skin on my head and he replied "No, but you'll be able to afford the shampoo" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al4x Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 A while ago, my good friend Cat was describing her lesbian encounter with another of my friends, Sam... "When I went down on her, all I could think about was how she has the exact same ***** as me! It was like I was going down on myself, it was very confusing!" Apparently the resemblance is uncanny. that intimates she can go down on herself, now if she can she sure could make a lot of money with the video Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxnet22 Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 DONT P#SS DOWN MY BACK AND TELL ME ITS RAINING. fletcher from movie josey wales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nial Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 A while ago, my good friend Cat was describing her lesbian encounter with another of my friends, Sam... "When I went down on her, all I could think about was how she has the exact same ***** as me! It was like I was going down on myself, it was very confusing!" Apparently the resemblance is uncanny. As they say, this post is worthless without pictures! Nial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raja Clavata Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 What I refer to as a "Babbage" moment: 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question. He was a great deal brighter than me but I regularly suspect I know exactly how he must have felt (normally when dealing with people more senior to me in my work). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hushpower Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 No so much a quote, more an anecdote. I visited my GP due to a excrucitating itchy scalp, he told me use Nizoral shampoo everyday, until it cleared up..anyone who has used this stuff will know how expensive it is, so I asked him if he would give me a prescription for it, he ummed and ahhed, looking at my notes and asked me if I still smoked, which is always bad news with my Dr, so being truthful told him I did. Looking at my scalp again he said I should stop smoking, I asked him if it would help my skin on my head and he replied "No, but you'll be able to afford the shampoo" quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeds chimp Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 when i first started working the doors..... An iron fist in a velvet glove..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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