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What bit?

 

The bit where you are having a giraffe, bath and Steffi Graff about the Harry Potter series being good films.

 

They are terrible! None of the kids can act, the effects are pump... I'm losing the will to live just typing about them.

 

ZB

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"Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his willy hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent."

 

A magic willy... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

 

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first willy. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice willy for charm work."

 

"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany willy. Eleven inches. "

 

"... Today's will be a practical lesson. You will only need your willies."

 

"Don't put your willy there, boy!" roared Moody."

 

"Both Sirius and Snape lowered their willies... the unexpected entrance of so many witnesses seemed to have brought them to their senses... "But what's going on?" asked Mr. Weasley. "Nothing, Arthur," said Sirius, who was breathing heavily as though he had just run ...a long distance."

 

"Well, we'll soon find out, won't we?" said Snape smoothly. "Willy out, Potter."

 

Draco whipped out his willy, but Harry was prepared and his willy was in his hand before draco could react....

 

"He and all the other Weasleys froze on the threshold, gazing at the scene in front of them, which was also suspended in mid-action, both Sirius and Snape looking toward the door with their willies pointing into each other's faces and Harry immobile between them..."

 

"Snape lay panting on the ground. James and Sirius advanced on him, willies raised..."

 

"Are you OK?" said Harry urgently.

 

"My willy," said Ron. "Look at my willy."

 

It had snapped, almost in two; the tip was dangling limply, held on only by a few splinters

 

"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's willy, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

 

"Come on Harry, whack your willy out." said Hermoine.

 

The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's willy had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

 

"Lupin drew his willy so fast that Harry had barely the chance to reach for his own"

 

"It's time you learned the difference between life and dreams Potter," said Malfoy. "Now give me the prophecy, or we start using willies." "Go, on then," said Harry, raising his own willy to chest height. As he did so, the five willies of Ron, Hermione, Neville, Ginny and Luna rose to either side of him.

 

He bent down and pulled his willy out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

 

But a reckless rage had come over Harry. He kicked his trunk open, pulled out his willy, and pointed it at Uncle Vernon.

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"Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his willy hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent."

 

A magic willy... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

 

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first willy. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice willy for charm work."

 

"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany willy. Eleven inches. "

 

"... Today's will be a practical lesson. You will only need your willies."

 

"Don't put your willy there, boy!" roared Moody."

 

"Both Sirius and Snape lowered their willies... the unexpected entrance of so many witnesses seemed to have brought them to their senses... "But what's going on?" asked Mr. Weasley. "Nothing, Arthur," said Sirius, who was breathing heavily as though he had just run ...a long distance."

 

"Well, we'll soon find out, won't we?" said Snape smoothly. "Willy out, Potter."

 

Draco whipped out his willy, but Harry was prepared and his willy was in his hand before draco could react....

 

"He and all the other Weasleys froze on the threshold, gazing at the scene in front of them, which was also suspended in mid-action, both Sirius and Snape looking toward the door with their willies pointing into each other's faces and Harry immobile between them..."

 

"Snape lay panting on the ground. James and Sirius advanced on him, willies raised..."

 

"Are you OK?" said Harry urgently.

 

"My willy," said Ron. "Look at my willy."

 

It had snapped, almost in two; the tip was dangling limply, held on only by a few splinters

 

"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's willy, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

 

"Come on Harry, whack your willy out." said Hermoine.

 

The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's willy had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

 

"Lupin drew his willy so fast that Harry had barely the chance to reach for his own"

 

"It's time you learned the difference between life and dreams Potter," said Malfoy. "Now give me the prophecy, or we start using willies." "Go, on then," said Harry, raising his own willy to chest height. As he did so, the five willies of Ron, Hermione, Neville, Ginny and Luna rose to either side of him.

He bent down and pulled his willy out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

 

But a reckless rage had come over Harry. He kicked his trunk open, pulled out his willy, and pointed it at Uncle Vernon.

 

You spelt GREY wrong :oops:

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Enough of this. Get yourself a copy of Downfall, put it on full blast in German without subtitles, shut up and open a can of man.

 

Then watch Das Boot and Stalingrad, just to be sure.

 

Pants alive man! Wizards and dancing and poncery... it comes as no surprise what school you went to now.

 

ZB

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"Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his willy hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent."

 

A magic willy... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

 

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first willy. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice willy for charm work."

 

"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany willy. Eleven inches. "

 

"... Today's will be a practical lesson. You will only need your willies."

 

"Don't put your willy there, boy!" roared Moody."

 

"Both Sirius and Snape lowered their willies... the unexpected entrance of so many witnesses seemed to have brought them to their senses... "But what's going on?" asked Mr. Weasley. "Nothing, Arthur," said Sirius, who was breathing heavily as though he had just run ...a long distance."

 

"Well, we'll soon find out, won't we?" said Snape smoothly. "Willy out, Potter."

 

Draco whipped out his willy, but Harry was prepared and his willy was in his hand before draco could react....

 

"He and all the other Weasleys froze on the threshold, gazing at the scene in front of them, which was also suspended in mid-action, both Sirius and Snape looking toward the door with their willies pointing into each other's faces and Harry immobile between them..."

 

"Snape lay panting on the ground. James and Sirius advanced on him, willies raised..."

 

"Are you OK?" said Harry urgently.

 

"My willy," said Ron. "Look at my willy."

 

It had snapped, almost in two; the tip was dangling limply, held on only by a few splinters

 

"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's willy, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

 

"Come on Harry, whack your willy out." said Hermoine.

 

The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's willy had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

 

"Lupin drew his willy so fast that Harry had barely the chance to reach for his own"

 

"It's time you learned the difference between life and dreams Potter," said Malfoy. "Now give me the prophecy, or we start using willies." "Go, on then," said Harry, raising his own willy to chest height. As he did so, the five willies of Ron, Hermione, Neville, Ginny and Luna rose to either side of him.

 

He bent down and pulled his willy out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

 

But a reckless rage had come over Harry. He kicked his trunk open, pulled out his willy, and pointed it at Uncle Vernon.

 

 

:P ............ :oops:

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it comes as no surprise what school you went to now.

 

Evidently your school just got you to watch war films and you probably studied history :oops:

 

I have seen those films and appreciate them. However it seems my interest in films is far broader...! I take it you didn't enjoy; Up, Bolt, Mrs. Doubtfire and Homeward bound? :P

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Evidently your school just got you to watch war films and you probably studied history :oops:

 

I have seen those films and appreciate them. However it seems my interest in films is far broader...! I take it you didn't enjoy; Up, Bolt, Mrs. Doubtfire and Homeward bound? :P

 

There was much less foppery and flouncing at my school, of that much I am absolutely sure.

 

Up is a good film, I have yet to see Bolt (my kids havent had that one yet as a present). Is Homeward Bound a foppish, flouncing remake of the one from the 70's where the dogs get lost and have to find their way back?

 

Mrs Doubtfire is a very hairy little man dressed as a woman hooting and camping it up.

 

Unless of course Up, Bolt, Mrs Doubtfire and Homeward Bound is code for what takes place on a friday night in School House....

 

ZB

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Evidently your school just got you to watch war films and you probably studied history :P

 

I have seen those films and appreciate them. However it seems my interest in films is far broader...! I take it you didn't enjoy; Up, Bolt, Mrs. Doubtfire and Homeward bound? :good:

 

whats wrong with studying history?! :oops:

 

and yes, we did convince the ancient history teacher to let us watch gladiator. and we used to always watch apocalypse now and platoon when sitting in the crew room at raf woodvale before going flying, just topass the time, obviousley... :hmm::)

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whats wrong with studying history?! :P

 

and yes, we did convince the ancient history teacher to let us watch gladiator. and we used to always watch apocalypse now and platoon when sitting in the crew room at raf woodvale before going flying, just topass the time, obviousley... :):good:

 

Nothing at all. My girlfriend is a Classicist and I am truly impressed with the effect Greek and Latin had on our modern language.

 

It's just that ZB went to the school next door to me and there's always been friction between the two. :oops:

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When will people realise that J K Rowling just ripped off the Lord of the Rings trilogy and the hobbits tales?? it`s just middle earth re-written becasue she is too useless to dream up her own ideas. i wait for the Lawsuits

ALLEGEDLY!!!!!

 

Ok, you write a better book.

 

It is a small feat to write one book, but 6 (or is it 7) is just unbelievable.

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whats wrong with studying history?! :good:

 

and yes, we did convince the ancient history teacher to let us watch gladiator. and we used to always watch apocalypse now and platoon when sitting in the crew room at raf woodvale before going flying, just topass the time, obviousley... :oops::good:

 

Nothing at all wrong with studying history. As the saying goes, those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it, which is a bit of a shame as I quite fancied seeing the dark ages come around again during my lifetime. Well you never know, they just might if Brown gets back in :hmm:

 

Nothing at all. My girlfriend is a Classicist and I am truly impressed with the effect Greek and Latin had on our modern language.

 

It's just that ZB went to the school next door to me and there's always been friction between the two. :no:

 

Oh, for Crying out loud! Will the 2 of you just get your wands out and be done with it. Huh? Wassat? Who said they've only got an acorn?

 

 

When will people realise that J K Rowling just ripped off the Lord of the Rings trilogy and the hobbits tales?? it`s just middle earth re-written becasue she is too useless to dream up her own ideas. i wait for the Lawsuits

ALLEGEDLY!!!!!

 

 

The trouble with J K Rowling is that she's nicked virtually every monster and mysterious beast that's ever been imagined or conceived, so now anyone who wants to write a story with dragons, unicorns, hippogriffs (?) or whatever are going to be accused of nicking her ideas. Slaaaag.

 

Ok, you write a better book.

 

It is a small feat to write one book, but 6 (or is it 7) is just unbelievable.

 

I heard a quote from her once saying the reason she managed to write the books so feverantly was that she didn't do any house work. Ok, she may have all that money but she's still got dirty skirting boards :good:

 

 

Has J.K Rowling any done any topless work?

 

I do believe you are, in a roundabout kind of way, uttering the immortal words of Chard... "Has she got big norks?"

 

Don't know, don't care. But I'd bed her if it meant getting my hands a few quid of hers. Matbe I should send her one of my business cards.... Nude male house cleaner. Discretion assured. Sympathetic & understanding service. Think that should do it. Maybe I'll leave my phone number off for now as I don't want any of you lot calling me in :good:

 

And in my opinion, her films are mildly entertaining at best.

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