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Only 44 and already prefer radio 2, Pigeon pie to hair pie and an early night so I can go shooting the next morning, Lay in bed with a horlicks & Baileys to watch vids of dog training....Blimey what’s happened :thumbs:

 

Please advise I think I need help

 

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Pavman,

Once you're over the hill, you're into the valley and its downhill all the way :)

 

The next thing you'll notice is that firearms officers look to young to be in charge and that you start shouting back at the radio and telly.

 

Then you'll find that years of shooting take their toll and you start to go deaf.

I SAID YOU START TO GO DEAF!

Not only that, you lose your sense of smell a bit too.

 

However this is handy because you can use it as an excuse to ignore the wife and not wash the dog so often.

 

The consolation is that with age comes cunning and you instinctively know where the quarry are going to be and let the youngsters charge off doing the legwork while you go straight to the hot spot.

 

If you want to know how you'll end up, re-run a Victor Meldrew tape, if you can figure out how to work the video :thumbs:

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Only 44 and already prefer radio 2, Pigeon pie to hair pie and an early night so I can go shooting the next morning, Lay in bed with a horlicks & Baileys to watch vids of dog training....Blimey what’s happened  :)

 

Please advise I think I need help

 

pavman from the rocking chair

Im only 37 and im doing all this already. :thumbs: :lol:

The only difference being, i watch fox shooting DVDs instead. :lol::lol:

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Took up shooting to get plenty of exercise walking round the countryside.

 

 

 

THEN BOUGHT A LANDY

 

 

 

Got to go now, her indoors has chewed my dinner for me

 

dave

So you still do pleanty of walking, just now you dont get to choose where you walk from...... the land rover does.

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Took up shooting to get plenty of exercise walking round the countryside.

 

 

 

THEN BOUGHT A LANDY

 

 

 

Got to go now, her indoors has chewed my dinner for me

 

dave

So you still do pleanty of walking, just now you dont get to choose where you walk from...... the land rover does.

Never had any problems with mine :lol:

 

Maybe you've been tainted by not having a good pet mechanic :thumbs: :)

 

Dave

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Only 44 and already prefer radio 2, Pigeon pie to hair pie and an early night so I can go shooting the next morning, Lay in bed with a horlicks & Baileys to watch vids of dog training....Blimey what’s happened  :thumbs:

 

Please advise I think I need help

 

pavman from the rocking chair

im only 36 and love radio 2 steve right rules remember tell sid no no dont want no gas shares mate lol any thing rubbery the iffy hair dresser lmao lol u have to be of a sertain age and im it

cheers kirky :)

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Kirky, 36!!

 

How weird, from your posts I thought you were about (3)5 :lol::lol:

(3) 5 dose this mean you thought i was 3 years old or 5 year old ?? as it not clear to me wot you mean sorry for being thick i cant read english lol scottish only !!!

cheers kirky :lol: :thumbs: :)

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Only 44 and already prefer radio 2, Pigeon pie to hair pie and an early night so I can go shooting the next morning, Lay in bed with a horlicks & Baileys to watch vids of dog training....Blimey what’s happened :ernyha:

 

Please advise I think I need help

 

pavman from the rocking chair

Wait until radio 4 bakes your cake Pavman :ernyha:

 

 

 

 

LB

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Only 44 and already prefer radio 2, Pigeon pie to hair pie and an early night so I can go shooting the next morning, Lay in bed with a horlicks & Baileys to watch vids of dog training....Blimey what’s happened :ernyha:

 

Please advise I think I need help

 

pavman from the rocking chair

you old *** .,,,,,,, its happend to me , why should YOU BE EXEMPT

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Oh cr*p. Radio 4. I confess that when driving I do listen to radio 4, sometimes I have enough of music and just like listening to the programmes they have on there. When I go on a jolly for work I try and time it so I get to listen to the afternoon play, corkers a lot of them!

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Oh cr*p. Radio 4. I confess that when driving I do listen to radio 4, sometimes I have enough of music and just like listening to the programmes they have on there. When I go on a jolly for work I try and time it so I get to listen to the afternoon play, corkers a lot of them!

Todays one was a weird one Snakebite :ernyha:

 

 

 

LB

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