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well iv sin sum stuff but them thieving lot can spend sum stolen cash on crimbo 35 grand on a dress

even kids dresses must cost a fortune lets hope we don't need are drives tarmacking in the next year lol

 

 

But some of them are stunning until they open there gobs and then it all go s down nick from there still a good program tho im only watching to see if i can find my quad . :hmm:

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well iv sin sum stuff but them thieving lot can spend sum stolen cash on crimbo 35 grand on a dress

even kids dresses must cost a fortune let hope we don't need are drive tarmacking in next year lol

 

 

But some of them are stunning until they open there gob s and then it all go s down nick from there still a good program tho im only watching to see if i can find my quad . :hmm:

Im exhausted at trying to decipher your writing code!.......given up :no:

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No it's far easier than thieving.

When I worked in Germany I needed a European Community Health Certificate available from the DHSS.

So I'm sitting at the DHSS waiting my turn and there's a Ginger in front of me at the desk claiming 12 weeks money.

The Clerk says "Your not eligible because you haven't been available to sign on"

Ginger says " Yes I know but have a word with the Boss Feller he knows my circumstances, we've been in Sheffield for 12 weeks"

Boss Feller comes down from his Ivory Tower and tells the clerk everything is in order and to issue the Giro.

So I ask myself " Uuuummm 12 weeks money from Sheffield plus 12 weeks from Telford, plus a bit of tarmac plus a bit of tree felling plus a bit of UPVC.?"

 

Anyway if you want to make some real money, how about turning over a Scouse dressmakers shop?

That scouser is not doing too bad for herself is she?

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I must lead a pretty boring life, as some how i have no interest whatsoever in watching such twoddle on the box, why is it that producers think jo public needs to be educated in the way that people go about there lives.

 

I say come and get a film crew round my house, make a film of my life, chucking a bit of washing in the machine, popping round the shops for milk

Let the world watch as me and the Mrs have a fight over what we have for dinner, and have a laugh as i get the ironing board out for her and demand she gets on with my shirts. And me, i'm off down the pub for a game of darts.

 

:no::no::no:

 

No wonder the youth of today have problems socialising, watching all that twoddle on TV and thinking its the way we all live,or should be living

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I can't stand this type of TV programming. It's junk food TV. Nothing of any real substance. I can't watch it so spent the time in the garage sorting some items to go to an auction for next week. Mrs H loves it. She told me how much they were spending on what. My reply to that was that I'm sure we could all do likewise if we didn't pay any tax, earned everypenny in cold hard cash and didn't have all the usual bills to pay. We'd end up worse than than Greece. Oh, hang on, I best be careful otherwise I'll have libs on my case protesting their human rights are being violated.

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