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Haven't got any money at the moment, would you consider trading some for a cow?

 

Now you're talking. A decent looking Jersey gets you 6 beans, in a free leather pouch. Can meet in the fork in the road just before the market to exchange FTF. Don't tell your mum. :yp:

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Now you're talking. A decent looking Jersey gets you 6 beans, in a free leather pouch. Can meet in the fork in the road just before the market to exchange FTF. Don't tell your mum. :yp:

 

Don't do it,he's a conman,i got 7 beans for a cow just the other day....hmm leather pouch,sounds good,does it have a draw string top,fork in the road you say :unsure:

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Best thing i have had done to my vehicle for a very long time ,and i thouroughly recomend it. I go over afew speed bumps some severe to and from work every day and were always inflating my tyres to the correct pressure, NOT ANY MORE. Jolts from the humps could be felt up ones back,NOT ANY MORE. I now bounce to work its such asmooth journey,all for £4.

You do mean that as a **** take?

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Don't do it,he's a conman,i got 7 beans for a cow just the other day

 

Chinese copies, almost certainly.

Don't come running to me when your Giant claims to be smelling the the blood of an "engrishman" and your golden goose turns out to be a Peking Duck.

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Multiple sire beans? Steady on, you'll only need one mate, they are horny little beasts. You have to hobble them and use a nose ring to have any hope of controlling them once the smell of in-season young female beans gets in their nostrils. I think with your obvious lack of experience you'd be better off with AI. I have good quality bean juice for only £1 per straw, plus a small fee for refrigerated shipping of course. Full instructions available from my ebay shop.

 

EDIT - you weren't thinking of breeding them for sale in competition with me were you? I know where you live....

 

 

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