henry d Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 From another topic(which I`ll delete as it`s Hijacking it......and I`m responsible) A good one but not the top - I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight. Withnail & I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tosspot Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 Scum (1979) Carling "Where's yer tool?" Baldie "What tool?" Carling "This ******* tool" fisticuffs ensue Carling "I'm the daddy now" they don't make em like that anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 Yeah about the other topic, I should know better too But, **** film generally, but its an ace quote :- "could you please stop shooting at the thermonuclear weapons" - Broken Arrow Not the first, second comes "No more drugs, for that man there" as nicholas cage rolls onto the bed and falls off head first in "face off". No1 has to be the entire film "the big lebowski" - I love that film Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted August 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 No1 from the BL has to be The Big Lebowski: Isn't that what makes a man? The Dude: Mmm, sure. That and a pair of testicles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 Thinking about these film quote's . I'm sure a psycologist would be able to make a good stab at our persona's . Henry D , i have you as a pot smoking scotsman Jules, Vincent and Jimmie are drinking coffee in Jimmie's kitchen] Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet ****! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET **** on us! What flavor is this? Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules. Jules: [pause] What? Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how ******* good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys ****. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead ****** in my garage. Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that... Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead ****** Storage? Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no... Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead ****** Storage? Jules: [pause] No. I didn't. Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign? Jules: Why? Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead ******* ain't my ******* business, that's why! all the best yis yp Just found another from the same film .. Not a fave but a belting quote !!! Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same ****in' thing. Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark. Jules: Ain't no ****in' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same ****in' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same ****in' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean ****. Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage? Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot ****in' master. Vincent: Given a lot of 'em? Jules: **** yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'. Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage? [Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up] Jules: **** you. Vincent: You give them a lot? Jules: **** you. Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself. Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little ****** here. all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 No1 from the BL has to be The Big Lebowski: Isn't that what makes a man? The Dude: Mmm, sure. That and a pair of testicles. Ever played the BLB drinking game, you can drink if you can get close That whole film works for me, bang on my sense of humouor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted August 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 Nice one YP,my fave from that one> Butch: You okay? Marsellus: Naw man. I'm pretty ****in' far from okay. Butch: What now? Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' *******, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ***. Butch: I meant what now between me and you? Marsellus: Oh, that what now. I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more. imdb - great site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee" Anyone young enough knows they tried to memorise that at school, anyone old enough knows if they drunk less they probaly would have and wished they could every time there was some kickoff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedandlazee Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 sex lives of the potatoe men - funniest film ever:- Jonny vegas - i thought we'd start with a **** job chip shop woman - i dont do blow jobs Jonny Vegas - course you do... its standard procedure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Shaw of the Dead, in the pub to his mates + the luvy duvy couple "Right, any of you ****s want a drink" don't ask me why but I fell off the sofa laughing at that one And ALL of Pulp Fiction, and ALL of Midnight Run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wookie Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 And no one has said: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning!" yet? Apocalpyse Now is my favourite film and will be for a very long time to come. I think I am also one of a very few number of people that has actually said the first words of the film in the context they were used in the film. "Saigon. ****! I'm still in Saigon" Yes, I had a huge hangover thanks to an Irishman called Michael and waking up in my room at the Rex Hotel was a very painful experience that day. Luckily we were leaving for Nah Trang (another location from the fil, the one where Willard is given his mission) later that day, so I could recover on the plane to Da Lat. Wookie p.s. Even though I stayed in hotels, it was still the best holiday of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy75 Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Both from Predator : Poncho: You're hit! You're bleedin', man! Blaine: I ain't got time to bleed. and Poncho: Get that stinking **** out of my face! Blaine: You're all a bunch of slack jawed faggots! This stuff will make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus....just like me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 OK from IMDB Midnight Run quote: Jimmy Serrano: You and that other dummy better start getting more personally involved in your work, or I'm gonna stab you through the heart with a *******' pencil. Do you understand me? Tony Darvo: You got it, Jimmy. Joey: Hey, Tony... he ain't mad at me, is he? That's it, having read throught he quotes on the site I am buying the DVD to watch it all over again. £5.99 delivered from play.com - get in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy75 Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 OK from IMDB Midnight Run quote: Jimmy Serrano: You and that other dummy better start getting more personally involved in your work, or I'm gonna stab you through the heart with a *******' pencil. Do you understand me? Tony Darvo: You got it, Jimmy. Joey: Hey, Tony... he ain't mad at me, is he? That's it, having read throught he quotes on the site I am buying the DVD to watch it all over again. �5.99 delivered from play.com - get in! I've never seen it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 having just read the blurb the tittle role was offered to Bruce Willis and he turned it down, then it launched the same week as Die Hard got got swamped by all the hype for that, try renting it you won't be dissaponted You have to watch it at least twice to pick up on some of the subtle comments though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jonrms Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 to aire is human to fogive is devine now that comes from the greatest Mac of them all.... Starsky and Hutch! _______________________________ Dont worry I will pay you back, what fool you are saying it like you have a choice.. ha ha. Fast and the furious toyko drift __________________________________ come closer my son... no closer... The god father (original one with marlin brando) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kip270 Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 From Quiqley Down Under. Elliott Marston: Ah ha. Legendary Sharps. Matthew Quigley: You know your weapons. It's a lever-action, breech loader. Usual barrel length's thirty inches. This one has an extra four. It's converted to use a special forty-five caliber, hundred and ten grain metal cartridge, with a five-hundred forty grain paper patch bullet. It's fitted with double set triggers, and a Vernier sight. It's marked up to twelve-hundred yards. This one shoots a mite further. Elliott Marston: An experimental weapon with experimental ammunition. Matthew Quigley: You could call it that. Elliott Marston: Let's experiment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digger Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 "are you the peoples popular front of Judea ? " or from the meaning of life when Death calls at the dinner party - sheer brilliance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted August 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kip270 Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 StarWars Phantom Menace: Darth Sidious: Wipe them out, all of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old rooster Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 All too young to have seen Blazing Saddles then "Any more beans Mr. Taggart ?" Reply: " I think you boys have had enough beans" (to resounding flatulence around the campfire). Same film. Old lady to sherrif "Up yours ******, no offence" Black sherrif replies "None taken maam" Many more where that came from, satire at it's best, Mel Brookes rools What about the Clint Eastwood films " Go ahead punk make my day" "You've got to ask yourself did he fire 5 or 6 shots, are you feeling lucky today" (not sure of the exact wording but someone will no doubt be along to correct it) Loads more if I could only remember the wordings. Dreading the psychcoanalist getting to grips with my posting :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 I think it was: I know what your thinking. Did I fire 6 shots or only 5. Well, are you feeling lucky? Punk! It's a classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piebob Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 The first few that spring to mind - "You play a good game boy, but the game is finished, now you die" - Phantasm "You're gonna need a bigger boat" - Jaws "Laugh it up fuzzball" - One of the original Star Wars trilogy And a few from Flash Gordon seem to have popped in to my head for some reason . SOmething like- "Flash, I love you but we only have 14 minutes to save the universe" and Brian Blessed booming "Gordon's alive!!". Why do I remember them? Must be decades since I saw that film! Piebob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Good old Flash Gordon a classic. Airplane "Surely you can't be serious" "I am and stop calling me Shirley!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted August 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 What about Heat and the classic scene at the coffee shop Vincent Hanna: You know, we are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor plonker whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down. Neil McCauley: There is a flip side to that coin. What if you do got me boxed in and I gotta put you down? Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We've been face to face, yeah. But I will not hesitate. Not for a second Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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