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Apparently a pair of fundamentalist freaks apprehended in Pakistan in the past week, have been most useful in assisting the Pakistani and British security services with their enquiries. Pakistan has a slightly more "direct" approach to interrogation. I hope that by now that pair have had their toes hammered flat/had a light toasting courtesy of a blowtorch.

 

Obviously, in stark contrast, the 24-or-so arrested in the UK are all being pampered in various high-security police stations. If only we could overlook human rights legislation........

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Don't worry. our sas are using their best interrigation techniques at this very moment. the one that breaks the most people is where they put you in a big barn, make you stand in funny postures and play loud noise for hours on end! sounds like a party.

 

what i mean to say is, because of human rights we cant even remove a single toenail! if we could then it would be great. I've had it done before and i can't think of anything more painful (except maybe a prince albert) :no: .

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i know the sas arnt up to it.thats why i took the mickey out of them. its all phycological stuff now, like hooding you, putting you in a chopper and flying about for a while. then they dangle you out and tell yuo they'll drop you unless you talk. then if you dont they drop you, only the choppers 6ft of the ground. it realy messes with your head

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It's the press... I read the SAS are now moving away from the Beacons to somewhere more remote because too many people are around and taking an active interest in them.

 

Besides, the best interrorgation methods leave no marks... Think chemicals. Think ones that cap your higher brain function, but still let you talk... They leave no marks and you have no real defence against them.

 

Or at least that's what I read on the internet.

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It always amazes me how people know so much about the workings of the SAS and the British security and secret services.

Is this due to experience, weirdo Internet sites, paintballing, rich imaginations, wishful thinking, computer games or some other reasons ? :lol:

 

 

I blame Andy McNab....... :no:

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Don't worry. our sas are using their best interrigation techniques at this very moment. the one that breaks the most people is where they put you in a big barn, make you stand in funny postures and play loud noise for hours on end! sounds like a party.

 

I used to pay good money to go to parties in the early 90's that sound just like that. Perhaps these were organised by terrorists too, come to think of it they were never advertised, you phoned someone up on a mobile no and they told you which field it was in - suspicious :no:

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if you want something or someone to blame, blame humanity and supposed civilisation at its most depraved.

 

its about everything you've discussed so far. its money. its politics. its religion. the world doesnt change, but technological advancements change the way wars (any kind of disagreement), are fought.

 

the only way any of us have out of this, is when our time is up.

 

there are few nudities as objectionable, as the naked truth.

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