digger Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 went shopping tonight ( mrs is still away with the kids ) and amazingly spent less than half what she spends. sainsburys was full of yummy mummies but i digress. i picked up some bottles of fosters " twist " which is normal fosters brewed with citrus hops and its nice.i am however worried that the next step is a nice rose or a dry white.will i be buying wine to go with my dinner ? is there any hope or shall i change my name to jeremy/tarquin and take to wearing a cravat and going to henley ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Jeremy Glad to hear you love that fabby new Fosters drink !!! TTFN Tarquin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Spritzers next gay lad LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 I suggest you start drinking something normal, like pints of Beater, or real (murky) ale. Proper hetero tiger drinks. None of that citrus-flavoured fudge-packer rubbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digger Posted August 30, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 digger exits left with a spritzer and camp walk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Get a case off this lot http://www.badgerales.com/ And don't flounce as you leave next time! Mind, I have had 5 bottles, decided to move the car so mrs pin could get out more easily tomorrow and reversed it over the wheely bin :o :o So this might not guarantee manly behaviour! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jonrms Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 at least no one was hurt pin.... mind you (despite being badly injured by a drunk driver) I once had way.... to much to drink.. and nearly crashed my motorcycle into my friends new car.. which btw he was well over the limmit... anyway no camp walking allowed.... and by god man... get a budwiser down ya.... sorry for those who know.. yes i am american... **** bud bud bud bud bud bud!!!!! :o :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 I might just add, because thinking about it that didn't sound good, this was on a private drive and involved moving 4 feet. Have never and would never drive after a drink, in fact I have a brethaliser I use in the morning if I have had a drink the night before and I won't drive until thats negative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Get a case off this lot http://www.badgerales.com/ And don't flounce as you leave next time! Mind, I have had 5 bottles, decided to move the car so mrs pin could get out more easily tomorrow and reversed it over the wheely bin :o :o So this might not guarantee manly behaviour! Ah, they are the ones that do Tanglefoot. If you must drink a lager then it has to be of a wife beating strength - Stella, ice cold, ah that's better. Fosters with a twist? Gaylordian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il cacciatore Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Dont drink Fosters full stop. Its beer in the loosest sense of the word. Have a look at the speciality section in the supermarket; there are alot of good ales out available now. The British Isles has been making beer since history began so dont go abroad looking for something you can find at home cause we make it better!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 aye digger, yer a lost cause. aint no doubt. but if u promise not to tell anyone, scaffy LOVES bacardi breezers :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Oh christ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 These are worth a go if you don`t brew your own................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 There is hope digger, rub yourself down with an oily rag, don’t shave for a few days, eat copious amounts of onions, split peas and curry, then off to the carzy for a dump and sit forward on the seat as the effect created is called a "Mud Slide" round here, do not use a tissue to wipe your mouth after drinking Stella from the bottle, but favour the back of your hand followed by a good root round the noze to dispatch any crusty bogies which must be wiped on the curtain (inside) **** and belch at will and try to force either to maximise the effect, get in a lads vid, close the curtains early and make the turkey beg for mercy (you may wish to include items of apparel belonging to mrs digger) for this one! if you follow my advise we will have you back a real man in no time at all, good luck pavman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiiish1987 Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Your not the only one. I have to admit i kind of like kronenburg blanc! But on the other hand i do like a good pint of badger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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