955i Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 (edited) Its ******* texts you retard (unless you mean testes)!!! Watching reality TV and can't stand the maiming of the English language. When is the scum society going to die out? Could we get them on the general licence like feral pigeons? Edited October 22, 2012 by 955i Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 Watching reality TV and can't stand .... I dunno, maybe STOP WATCHING REALITY TV for a start!!!!!!!! You'll calm down straight away, I guarantee it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixer1 Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 It's "unless" you retard... :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikky Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 It's "unless" you retard... :yp: :lol: mikky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njc110381 Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 Well TB hit the nail on the head and gixer just made me burst out laughing... Not sure what else to add really apart from, well, stop watching the telly and go lamping! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humperdingle Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 This wasn't on Jeremy kyle earlier today was it? The usual bunch of never-done-a-day's-work tools were on there, and some ugly no-tooth bint kept saying "Texes"... Had to switch it off quick smart! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
955i Posted October 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 (edited) This wasn't on Jeremy kyle earlier today was it? The usual bunch of never-done-a-day's-work tools were on there, and some ugly no-tooth bint kept saying "Texes"... Had to switch it off quick smart! Yup, that was herself and Gixer, apologies for the spelling mistake Edited October 22, 2012 by 955i Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunderbuss Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 Yeh but, no but, yeah but - what does 'uinless' mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixer1 Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 Yup, that was herself and Gixer, apologies for the spelling mistake Was only joking mate - no harm meant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 Was only joking mate - no harm meant Not good enough. i want a lie detector done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
955i Posted October 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 Not good enough. i want a lie detector done. No, I will accept his answer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huffhuff Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 Its ******* texts you retard (unless you mean testes)!!! Watching reality TV and can't stand the maiming of the English language. When is the scum society going to die out? Could we get them on the general licence like feral pigeons? No offence, but you missed the apostrophe for omission in the first contraction. It should be it's, not its. Just saying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crosshair Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 Them Texes Longhorn cattle can be dangerous, but taste nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WelshLamb Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 :smallvoice: I always say "texes" I have 3 science A-Levels and an honours degree in biochemistry. Do I still qualify as a retard?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 Texes are things I don't wish to pay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
station Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 Yup, that was herself and Gixer, apologies for the spelling mistake So Gixer was on Jeremy Kyle ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscarsdad Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 Who "arksed" you blood. I hate that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smig4373 Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 gold... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
955i Posted October 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 No offence, but you missed the apostrophe for omission in the first contraction. It should be it's, not its. Just saying Not true, it is now no longer done to put the apostrophe. Grammar eh, who needs it LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 :smallvoice: I always say "texes" I have 3 science A-Levels and an honours degree in biochemistry. Do I still qualify as a retard?! is that why your forehead is so tall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poontang Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 :smallvoice: I always say "texes" I have 3 science A-Levels and an honours degree in biochemistry. Do I still qualify as a retard?! 3 A-Levels and an honours degree in biochemistry and you're driving a lorry? I'd say you qualify Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixer1 Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 3 A-Levels and an honours degree in biochemistry and you're driving a lorry? I'd say you qualify :lol: brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WelshLamb Posted October 24, 2012 Report Share Posted October 24, 2012 Lol yes good point. Did 3 years in a professional biochemists job and totally, utterly, hated every minute! I'd have been more stupid to stay there. Much MUCH happier on the road (Also earning £10k a year more on this job! Who said education pays?!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njc110381 Posted October 24, 2012 Report Share Posted October 24, 2012 Being happy at work counts above almost every other choice we make in life in my opinion. You spend a lot of time at work - if you hate it then you're wasting a pretty big chunk of your life! I spend more awake hours with my boss than I do my girlfriend. When you look at it like that it makes you wonder how some people put up with stressful days just because the pay is good? Or in your case it wasn't! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WelshLamb Posted October 24, 2012 Report Share Posted October 24, 2012 Quite right. Find a job you enjoy and you'll never have to work again . My motto for life: "You've got to do whatever makes you happy!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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