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o very very funny.

 

notttttttttttttttttttttt. :)

 

 

..... and what was it you said honey pie? let me see if memory serves......

 

abbi: "steve?"

steve: "yes darling, woman who can do no wrong"

abbi: "what happens if i do prang the truck?"

steve: -shrugs- "it goes to the garage to get fixed"

 

HA HA so why on earth would i be worried? :lol:

 

 

 

and what both scaffy and hawkeye are failing to mention, is that they both know fine well i am a more attentive, skillful and careful driver than either of them.

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o very very funny.

 

 

and what both scaffy and hawkeye are failing to mention, is that they both know fine well i am a more attentive, skillful and careful driver than either of them.

 

darebare, for gods sake dont prang it now, good luck and enjoy

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bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

i would just like to announce, my truck has arrived home safely.... and is parked on the drive, ALL SHINEY AND NEW WITH NO DINTS, SCRATCHES, OR PIECES MISSING.

 

i would also like to point out that scaffy has phoned me four times today. anyone would think he's worried ?

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My daughter has a nice MX5.

 

Came home the other day and says "Have a look at Margot please (her name for it), cos she's a bit sluggish and using lots of petrol".

 

One tyre was 6lbs pressure, two at 14 lbs and the last 18 lbs.

 

"Oi", I says, "When did you last check your tyre pressures?".

 

"When I bought it Pops - why?". This was 18 months ago.

 

Needless to say she has not got a man in her life. One wanted please - she is aged 30, own flat, no debts, but loves handbags and shoes. 10,000 acres preferred. Does this sound too desperate?

 

Oh - and her dad is a shooter.

 

Don

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blah blah blah.

 

you know what? since i picked the truck up on friday its just sat on the drive.

 

why? because i have had a flu virus from hell. i spewed for 24 hours, not even keeping down water. every bone and joint ached. for the first time in my life i really wanted a thorough massage from some 6 foot tall german woman called helga. you know the kinda massage.... not enjoyable, but damn good for getting rid of aches and pains.

 

i spewed that violently that i burst the blood vessels in my eyes and face again.... so am currently left looking like i've got two black eyes.

 

yeah. i'm being a right woman and having a moan.

 

i HATE being sick. :rolleyes:

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blah blah blah.

 

you know what? since i picked the truck up on friday its just sat on the drive.

 

why? because i have had a flu virus from hell. i spewed for 24 hours, not even keeping down water. every bone and joint ached. for the first time in my life i really wanted a thorough massage from some 6 foot tall german woman called helga. you know the kinda massage.... not enjoyable, but damn good for getting rid of aches and pains.

 

i spewed that violently that i burst the blood vessels in my eyes and face again.... so am currently left looking like i've got two black eyes.

 

yeah. i'm being a right woman and having a moan.

 

i HATE being sick. :good:

 

 

It must be the truck doing it. You hear about things like this all the time (sick buiding syndrome etc). :lol:

 

best thing you can do Darebear is give it away :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE;)

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