KFC Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 I was putting up some extra shelters in a release pen this afternoon. I was using some fencing panels which had been laying on the ground for some time. As I picked up the last sheet a Toad dropped off of it straight down my shirt. :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welsh1 Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 There's some that would pay good money for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkella Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 Toad in the hole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 Toad in the hole? Pure filth ...... Mods please delete. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
la bala Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 better than a ferret down your trousers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daz2202 Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 better than a ferret down your trousers. Or tattood on yer body !!! Will the comments ever die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saddler Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 Not an experience I bet the toad was thrilled with either! If the RSPCA find out they make take it further....once they've euthanised the toad to end it's suffering Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 I remember cleaning a relatives pond once and put my hand down on a toad and it screamed like a little child! Never knew they could do this until then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul T Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 My ex-wife once went to pay a call and the light bulb had blown. She just continued with her watering but let out an almighty scream when something 'grabbed' her backside. It was a toad that must have shinned up the soil pipe and wash splashing around in the pan. Still chuckle about it 20 odd years later... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaxiDriver Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 She just continued with her watering but let out an almighty scream when something 'grabbed' her backside. It was a toad that must have shinned up the soil pipe and was splashing around in the pan. How on earth is that possible ....hmmm.. Unless her **** went down fer a drink . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
byjovecarruthers Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 I recently had to explain to some Americans what Toad in th'ole was. After telling them it was a northern English delicacy made from the organically reared English Edible Toad and that the real gourmets paid £100's for wild English Edible Toads caught by the light of the full moon during the toad hunting season I eventually put them out of their misery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul T Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 She just continued with her watering but let out an almighty scream when something 'grabbed' her backside. It was a toad that must have shinned up the soil pipe and was splashing around in the pan. How on earth is that possible ....hmmm.. Unless her **** went down fer a drink . It was an active little blighter and could almost make it out of the bowl - the toad that is - the ex was a real sloth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxy bingo Posted September 14, 2013 Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 My ex-wife once went to pay a call and the light bulb had blown. She just continued with her watering but let out an almighty scream when something 'grabbed' her backside. It was a toad that must have shinned up the soil pipe and wash splashing around in the pan. Still chuckle about it 20 odd years later... how do you know she didn,t **** the toad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDog Posted September 14, 2013 Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 I suspect that the toad had been in there all along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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