ditchman Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 Ex radio Norfolk DJ....mr suiter stood up in norwich crown court today (he was up there on a kiddy fiddling charge) and explained to the judge that he liked dressing up in schoolboy clothes and liked to be beaten.....that was his defence ?...should have kept his gapeing maw shut ! Reminds me of that story a few years ago when an M.P was found in his flat in London naked ..on the kitchen table, wearing stockings and suspenders and a bra ...with a plastic bag over his head.....the girl on the news explained he had died havin a "gasper" I know most of people who dont live in norfolk think we are genectic retards...... but iose tal yu bor that ah takes sum beaten............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 (edited) Best old dow shooting in the country . Whats a genetic retard ? Harnser. Edited September 30, 2013 by Harnser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted September 30, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 Best old dow shooting in the country . Whats a genetic retard ? Harnser. haint gort a clue ole partna..........neva red much alwas suffin ta do on the ferm........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 oi carnt read ,and oi cart rite ,but oi can drive a tracktor. Harnser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted September 30, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 dew yu roight bor..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
station Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 Ows yer gardin fer carrots ! That's the only sentence in Norfolkian that I know - worked in Dereham for 9 months, Monday to Friday and met some right good characters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted September 30, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 blast moi garrden is foin.....ats alluz them furriners keep a jammin on theirs.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billytheghillie Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 Norfolk, is that where they filmed Deliverance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
la bala Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 here it comes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 here it comes. ............ be here soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
station Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 blast moi garrden is foin.....ats alluz them furriners keep a jammin on theirs.... Yeah, what he said ! (I think he is enquiring as to what flavour of jam we all like) ATB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted September 30, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 we ah shute pidgeons wiv grandads gun...........an bow an arras fu them furrinas........dont ferget teh bring yer canoe boy !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
station Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 we ah shute pidgeons wiv grandads gun...........an bow an arras fu them furrinas........dont ferget teh bring yer canoe boy !! I gotta ask - what the hell is a Furrinas ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matth12321 Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 I have only ever driven through Norfolk and was shocked by the lack of scenery.There was only one family tree. matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted September 30, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 I gotta ask - what the hell is a Furrinas ? INCOMMER.....FOREIGNER ! I have only ever driven through Norfolk and was shocked by the lack of scenery. There was only one family tree. matt now that was really nasty.....im going to keep all 3 eyes on you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 INCOMMER.....FOREIGNER ! now that was really nasty.....im going to keep all 3 eyes on you have you noticed that mathh 12?? comes from hayward heath ditchman? there's a lot of bumming goes on round them thar heaths apparently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matth12321 Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 sorry if i upset you guys! I'm going on holiday to Norfolk in the summer and managed to get a good exchange rate at the Post Office;£1.00 Sterling = 2 Mammoth pelts and 9 shiny pebbles. matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 sorry if i upset you guys! I'm going on holiday to Norfolk in the summer and managed to get a good exchange rate at the Post Office; £1.00 Sterling = 2 Mammoth pelts and 9 shiny pebbles. matt ooh how shiny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted September 30, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 sorry if i upset you guys! I'm going on holiday to Norfolk in the summer and managed to get a good exchange rate at the Post Office; £1.00 Sterling = 2 Mammoth pelts and 9 shiny pebbles. matt dont forget your passport and return ticket from GOBBLERS GULCH.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted September 30, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 ooh how shiny? hhhaaaahhhhh you daft s*d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
la bala Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 sorry if i upset you guys! I'm going on holiday to Norfolk in the summer and managed to get a good exchange rate at the Post Office; £1.00 Sterling = 2 Mammoth pelts and 9 shiny pebbles. matt if you go to norfolk on holiday watch out for wassups. what you say, ditchman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted September 30, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 if you go to norfolk on holiday watch out for wassups. what you say, ditchman. oi say hae yer fatha gort a dicky bor................ and thats your lot...im going to bed.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 sorry if i upset you guys! I'm going on holiday to Norfolk in the summer and managed to get a good exchange rate at the Post Office; £1.00 Sterling = 2 Mammoth pelts and 9 shiny pebbles. matt Dont yew bring any of that old nonesence to norfick . The only money we use is turnips . Two turnips will buy you an ounce of old holbourn and 1 turnip will buy you a pint of best norfick beer. Harnser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted October 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 i dussnt tell yu orn this...norfuk beer is 2 and 1/2 raddishish cheaper hear...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead eye alan Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 sorry if i upset you guys! I'm going on holiday to Norfolk in the summer and managed to get a good exchange rate at the Post Office; £1.00 Sterling = 2 Mammoth pelts and 9 shiny pebbles. matt Only 9 I got 11 last year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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