Cosd Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 just get two plasters you big woos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zx10mike Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 lmao cheers for that just off to look at this calf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitey10765666 Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 Jesus Beat me to it I cut the top of my thumb off on a table saw, it was like a top of a boild egg with just a bit of skin holding it on, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deaquire Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 You bunch of pussys ,. I was peeling the potatoes the other night , slipped and cut off both legs , gave the Mrs a shout to bring her sewing tin , she had them back on in a jiffy but the daft bint sewed one on back to front and I have been going round in circles ever since !! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! not bad but a 22lr through the foot and chainsaw into the shin bone gives it a run.pleaser don't ask years ago with pics i believe that gives me the lead so far sir That's brutal. How did you shoot yourself in the foot? You said not to ask, but you can't tell us you shot yourself in the shot, with a photo to prove it, and expect noone to ask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peely Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 Cant read this anymore. I feel sick!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie-fox Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 not bad but a 22lr through the foot and chainsaw into the shin bone gives it a run.pleaser don't ask years ago with pics i believe that gives me the lead so far sir O my gosh... You sir are in the top 3 on this..truly disgusting!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
activeviii Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 (edited) stood on a plank, didnt see the nail sticking up. did the same as the other on here. shook it off and carried on with work. snapped a lino knife tip off in my finger. that was the only time i fell over when i looked at it. woke up, look at it and out like a light again. lol shrapnel in the thumb from a 22lr. no feelings now. Climbed over a new 3 strand barb wire fence. stood on bottom rung, swung leg over and the U'nail popped. i have great scars around my ar... forgot about this one. i had just had the snip. got home, had a lay down as i didnt sleep the night before from panic. i had a pillow between my legs, i grabbed the pillow to pull it up higher, didnt grip very well and punched myself in the crowns. blood every where, eye crossed. i woke up in hospital. My brother had some good uns. walking on scaffolding, new guy had planked the walkways. brother was first up with his mate. walking and two short planks hit him, one in face, one in back of head. fell 3 flights and landed on a sand pile. mate landed on him. best one was he was in the yard with a young lad running the fork lift. for some reason he hit wrong peddle, backend swinging around, brother was up against a new yard fence, he tried to jump out of way, foot went into wheel, rolled right over the tire under the wheel arch. foot ripped off. small threads holding it on. told he might lose foot but would never walk properly again let alone be on site. 18 months later he was back on the roofs. fair play to him. foots doesn't move much, but its a foot and he can walk. Edited October 18, 2013 by activeviii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zx10mike Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 taking a rabbit shot from a vehicle i heard click (damn i'm out)brought the rifle back in with the muzzel pointed at the floor.it was an anschutz and i pulled the bolt out in the dark,yep mag empty nothing in the barrel.to put the bolt back on an anschutz you need to press the lever on the side and hold the trigger.i never looked at the end of the bolt but when it miss fired it gripped the bullet so when i slid the bolt in it went off.i considered my self a safe shooter up till then.i tightened my safety up alot after i can tell you.never think you know your rifle and get complacent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 taking a rabbit shot from a vehicle i heard click (damn i'm out)brought the rifle back in with the muzzel pointed at the floor.it was an anschutz and i pulled the bolt out in the dark,yep mag empty nothing in the barrel.to put the bolt back on an anschutz you need to press the lever on the side and hold the trigger.i never looked at the end of the bolt but when it miss fired it gripped the bullet so when i slid the bolt in it went off.i considered my self a safe shooter up till then.i tightened my safety up alot after i can tell you.never think you know your rifle and get complacent. It looks like a bum hole on your foot either way your foot was in the **** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
double10 Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 i was out kayaking and i was walking with the kayak in trunks, hit my knee on a rock 'that'll be sore in the morning' get in kayak and bend my knee only to see rather a lot of white bone and open wound, lovely 4inch cut dead on the bend. when i was little I put my hand on the frame of car door, mum shuts door, locks car and starts to walk off, turns round to the screams and its a trip to A&E with frozen peas. Also when i was little, knelt down to cut a piece of wood, didn't see rusty nail sticking out of the wood and went straight into my right knee, not much fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymo Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 (edited) Nail through foot 16 stitches on arm from fall on wet steps Drill bit through finger 6" scar from clavicle busted in 4 places Popped disc in lower spine Bust ribs Shattered angle grinder disc on finger down to the bone and severed vessel But all this pales into insignificance when compared to passing Kidney stones twice--- cried like a baby Edited October 19, 2013 by Jaymo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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